Is John Legend Sexing Up bin Laden's Niece, Wafah Dufour?
Thursday, April 27th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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...and all this time I thought the dude was gay!
Memo to John Legend: Out of all the women in the world, did you really need to venture inside this woman?! She's a walking time bomb (not literally, of course). I'm talkin' about how all terrorist eyes are on her every move & if you're moving close to where she's moving, then you better watch your back.
Nothing against Wafah, but she's a total liability. John Legend should either peacefully dump Wafah (you don't want upset her...) or take out an insurance policy on his own life. Each night he spends with Wafah & her juicy lips, the level of anger of certain terrorist groups around the globe grows.
Official Bastardly Over/under on the number of months John Legend will be alive if he keeps diving into the presumably hairy Wafah Oil Field...
8-10 months.
Peace be upon you, Johnny.
Give that girl a beard and she looks just like OBL
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I would set her oil field on fire.
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I think John Legend should definitely fook her. Otherwise, the terrorists have won. We don't want that.
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I wonder how many dates she holds out...?
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wait a second you know who she looks like
http://media.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2005/06/14/PH200506...
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Peed!
And with those eyebrows of hers, I had her confused with:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1675000/images/_1677859_brezhnevap150.jpg
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That's funny. The neice of the biggest hater of the western lifestyle is being fucked by one of today's biggest products of the music indu$try.
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Reckless, you bastard! You beat me to it!! Hell yeah, if you give her a beard she looks just like that cave-dwelling POS.
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Nodak - holy effing God, his eyebrows scare me
and John - that's an insult to Grover and all he stands for
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nice, nodakgirl
haven't seen or heard a good leonid brezhnev joke in about 15 years
i think the last one was when yakov smirnov had an HBO special
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Lol bastard, shame on you! :D
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Thats some nasty shit.
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I was just thinkin' the same thing... Shave him down, put him in a dress, he just might look like that. Hell, it worked for Quadafi, why not Bin Haddy Ha. ha.Ha.Haaaaaa. Stick 'em. Hahahaaaaaa stick'em.
Wait, what are Run DMC doing here?
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Peed! Again!!!
Jeezuz, I'm drowning in my own urine!
You Bastardlies crack me UP!
GOD I LOVE THIS BOARD!!!!!
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*wiping tear from eye*
ahhh Nodakgirl.... If you only set your eyes upon the glory that was the Bastardly Society(tm)(c)... Aye... Twas a wonderous place.... There are rumors of it rising from the ashes to become the mighty uh, forum it once was.
*sniff*
I miss ye, Bastardly Society.
^_^
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bring it back... :)
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You have to check out this site its hilarious
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John, john what can i say??? You've diappointed so many people esp' your family more to that, your Gran' . I don't know if that was a bullshit publicity stunt but she or is it a he in drag?? well anyway this person is gona screw you big time and i don't only mean in the bedroom but in everyway she possibly can!! She's only after your music gift!! Hey, abit like samson and delilah story. You`ve come from a very different background to her just like samson and he lusted not love but lust, lets not get the two confussed as they are very different (like the two of you, VERY DIFFERENT) over delilah, Sadly, samson paid a very HIGH PRICE for the choice he made, please don't make that mistake!! I nearly made those mistakes and thank God He made a way out for me and i chose to walk in His obediance. Obediance mean more to God than sacrifice. Hey, do not be unequelly yoked and what has light got to do with darkness??? please don't sell your soal to the devil, you've done it by signin up with a majour record company and don't do it with your personnal life. My heart and prayers goes to you. All you out there lets ALL do the right thing in life acording to the Word of God and His Way, it is the only way the truth and the light. Jesus is the lover of our soul.
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Jackie,
STFU, you religious psycho. Didn't your bible tell you not to judge others. Try reading your bible once in a while. All religious zealots make me nervous.
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If that were in fact Osama shaved and made to look like a woman, then he would have had to shrink ray himself. Osama is 6'7. Much taller than Mr. legend there.
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Hey John if your thinking of marrying her you better have a lot of Life Insurance!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jackie, is it just me, or are you saying that John is too good for Wafah just because he's American and she's not?
Or maybe you're saying that Wafah is a terrorist just because her crazy uncle is?
If that's the case, I assure you that God is NOT the lover of YOUR soul!
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fucking hilarious
that come in peace comment is funny on so many levels
i mean she looks like on of the aliens form "signs" with a black wig on
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MAYBE HER VAGINA EXPLODES WHEN A PENIS IS INSERTED INTO IT...
OLD "TERRORIST TRICK"...MAKES YOUR BALLS FEEL ALL TINGELY, AND NUMB...
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i think i figured out where binladen is hiding.
shes a man.
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