Bastardly Lady of the Day - Amy
Friday, April 28th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Amy writes:
I'm from China and just turned 22, I hope you don't brown bag me, that would make me sad!
You should pick me because an Asian with boobs should count for something!
Do you like your boobs?
Of course! I'm glad that I actually *have* boobs, given that I'm Asian ... wish I had a booty though :)
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
ew no ... $3,000,000 really isn't that much nowadays...
Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (...to try get in your pants)?
No, but I went to myheritage.com where they scan your photo and say what celebrity you look like, and I definitely got "Seiji Ozawa" (yeah, the 70 year old Japanese orchestra conductor man) as a match.
What makes you Bastardly?
Um, I like playing video games, my two biggest fears are zombies and being forced to freestyle rap, my favorite time of day is naked time, and I'm from China (where all good things are made) :) If that doesn't make me Bastardly, I don't know what does!
*If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won't be so nice as to actually "take down" pictures. Cheers!
























Hot for an asian...
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Hahaha! You are fugly! Geez, get a grip, girl.
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Video games? Zombies? plus a sense of humor! I like alot
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she looks like Seiji Ozawa....sweet! my all time hottest fantasy. hahaha.
definatly a hottie though.
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I like that first picture the best. She has a nice body.
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Yeah. Asian with boobs definitely sums that up! Hot AND rare.
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First of all: John, EVERYONE on the planet is hotter then Lisa S. Even Kim Stewart and Fergie are hotter then Lisa S.
(I wrote that mainly because I know the dumb cunt reads this shit and can't resist a reply to our ugly comments. I'm hoping to attack her today; I'm just in that kind of mood!)
Secondly: This chick is pretty hot but I don't get where she comes up with 3 mil not being that much now a days.
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Great body, ok face. definitely not hot.
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man some of you guys are rough :) hahaha - oh well, no i haven't had a boob job, they'd be much bigger and outrageous if i did! ... thanx for the comments, even if you're mean - no hard feelings ... it's not like i didn't know what i was in for to begin with :)
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oh and for everyone who's leaving nice comments, i really appreciate it ... you made my day :)
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you look much better in a bikini than most asians do XD And you're not bad at all - but really, i could've done w/o the 2nd pic though :P looks like you're about moon somebody
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Chinese girl with boobs. Even with the horseface I'm compelled to vote "YES" on purely patriotic grounds. :D
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I say the pics don't "ring true" The first pic her torso is an entirely different color than her legs and chest...fake,fake, fake, 2nd page 1st pic softened so you really can't see her figure...last pic her chest doesn't look nearly as big as the 1st pic. I don't believe her bod/pics for a second...
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pottymouth
i think we are on the same page on that one
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hahaha i can't believe you are questioning the realness of my photos! i wish i could have you look on my digital camera or something, and yes the 2nd photo is all blurred out, but don't I look better that way? hahaha ... but seriously, good lighting is great, who doesn't look better in some photos than others? here's more of my vacation photos if you still doubt [http://www.flickr.com/photos/76367176@N00/] ... anyways, i swear i look better in person, but then again, you'd probably notice my wonky eye more ... :)
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Amy --
Sassy. Easy-to-laugh. Appealing qualities. We could have some good girl-gab over cocktails or in the pedicure chairs. I'd admire your nice & natural boobies...but then I'd ask, "whaddup with the photoshopping?" Sorry! But could there be some digital twiddling with your torso in snap #1 (a very skillfully done, faintestly-faint-hint-of-a-six-pack shadowed-in)...and even with that fuzzy snap, look like we had a little trim on the left side. Can't blame you, tho'. This place is brutal. I admire you. And I think you're a pretty lady in an cool and Uptown kind of way...
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She looks to have downs syndrome just as that other not-hot asian from the movie Sideways.
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Yeah....I'm afraid she needs to be brownbagged. I really hate these ugly chicks who keep giving a bad name for the Chinese. So STOP SENDING IN YOUR PICTURES!
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haha 6 pack i have not ... :) but the original photo is here http://www.flickr.com/photos/76367176@N00/ - the only difference i made on it is the auto-correction on saturation, hue, color, etc. in psp :) anyways, whatever - i know i'm not the prettiest girl, but i also don't think i'm ugly, so if you think i'm giving asians a bad name (NANCY!) then you do better! the main reason i sent myself in to jackson is because i feel like i have no right to talk crap about the other ladies of the day unless i run the gauntlet myself. and we all know, its fun to make bitchy comments!
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Now SHE'S BLOD material. Screw the knee licker, ghetto-fab wanna-be model bushit. Amy is cute as hell. Gideeeyup!
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Amy, you seem to comment on your thread quite frequently. Are you just sitting there, refreshing the page every 30 seconds, waiting for someone to make a new post about you? Are you trying to boost your ego with this or what? I thought you were hot but your frequency of replying is kinda turning me off!
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Poor ugly asian girl.
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I really had nothing to say about this girl until I went and checked out her blog. Spoiled bitch "changed her mind" and decides she wants mommy and daddy to buy her a BMW for graduation that starts at the bargain deal of $42,000. But that's "not too bad," right Amy? Especially since "$3,000,000 isn't that much nowadays." Perhaps it isn't for a brat such as yourself who is still in high school and has everything handed to her from mommy and daddy. Get out there in the real world - see what it's like to have to work for yourself, not as supplemental income, but it's because all you're making to live. Experience life without all those pretty sparkly little things you've come to expect from your parents (who ought to be slapped for not teaching you the value of a dollar). Then you can go ahead and tell the rest of the world that $3 million just isn't that much.
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Like I said before; just like the other chicks that have posted their pics...someone told them they were hot (probably to get them in the sack) so now they think they are hot and wanted their pics on her just for an ego boost. Some of them take our comments well and others (like Lisa S.) can't handle the truth.
This chick is nothing special. If I walked past her on the street I wouldn't turn around for a second look or anything. If I talked to her I think I'd want to slap her so it's best she keep her mouth shut (unless my dick is in it).
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this is too funny - you guys are seriously bitter! i just have to reply because i've never been on the receiving end of this stuff, and i've always been the one dishing it, so ... it's weird. anyways, you're all entitled to your own opinion, but just so you know, i'm graduating college, not high school, and i am probably doing more with my life to earn my living than a lot of people. sorry if my parents want to get me a nice car for a graduation gift, but then again, i have a full scholarship to school, so it's not like i'm mooching. just lucky! :) and i am thankful for that and i know to appreciate it. lastly, why would u submit a photo to a website that is notorious for hating if u wanted an ego boost? good rationale, kiddo.
sooo ... let's just say my lesson for the day is not to be so quick to judge others, because now that i've experienced this, i know that the nasty comments i have posted in the past are as childish and ignorant as the comments i've read about myself.
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See she replied again. I told you she is just sitting here refreshing the screen just waiting for an ego boost and the hotness factor keeps plummeting!
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This chick is a whore. I did her once and now my penis frowns.
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love the bit about the fear of freestyle rap...and thanks for the pics too !! :)
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Crackmakesyoufast...did her parents buy you a BMW too?
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Ay yo, more tittays and less face. Definitely jumpoff material though (my jumpoff standards aren't very high).
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Amys starting to annoy me now with her replies
"mum could you just wait here and refresh the page every 30 seconds while I take a dump? I don't wanna miss a thing"...
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My point exactly fudgepop
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I agree, too.
I'll take my pedicures on my own.
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Yay, I take back my "Bastardly.com is a racist Asian hating asshole" comment from a while back. Jesus is happy that there is finally a decent looking Asian on this site. Lucy Liu doesn't count- she probably doesn't even speak Chinese and she is not hot by Asian standards anyway. Amy gets a big plus for being Chinese and a huge motherf*cking plus for her awesome tits. Way to go Amy!!! Jesus approves!!!
Luvs and hugs,
Jesus
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#35 Pottymouth:
You are so dead on.
There are alot of guys (think frat) who have no standards and will go for anything that acts and dresses like a slut and they consider it "hot."
And the girls that need to believe that they're hot when they're not become strippers and/or post their pics on the internet because they can't be models...awwww.
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Amy--- just IMAGINE what the people posting this shit look like ??? lmao ... its Obvious that ur attractive ... People may not always just be jealous of ur appearence... but also theyre envious that u actually have the confidence to post ur pictures unlike them --- these people would be ripped to shreds if we ever caught a glimpse... ( especially the men----- think loners= attractive??? why would they be on the comp constantly nit-picking at attractive people when they could be out meeting girls or screwing their girlfriends ????? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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EWWW!! U.G.L.Y. I don't think that her 9.9 score on hot or not is accurate.
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stupid bitch i hate asian women
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Awww.. now aren't Amy and Lisa just two peas in a pod. Don't worry ladies, they'll put plenty of mirrors in there for the two of you so you'll never be bored.
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dang, you shoulda stopped yourself while you were ahead. while i agree your body is banging (altho like they said above, you probably photoshopped it to look that way), your face...*cringe* Lord, why?!? All the Asian girls with nice bodies have the ugliest faces...and then the ones with the pretty faces, are stick figures. I could use your nose as a coaster for my big beer mug!!! but hey, amy, look at the bright side...white guys can't tell the difference between a pretty asian and an ugly one so at least you're safe in that respect.
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lisa s, GO AWAY
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Bobo. Shut up you racist fuckhead.
And Pottymouth, you say Amy must be "refreshing the page every 30 seconds", because she is replying. Which she has a right to do, you moron.
But what the hell are you doing then?
You've basically replied for the same amount of times.
Amy, you're gorgeous.
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Amy, I only make "bitchy" comments when I feel like it's true. I can admit when I think a chick is pretty. I'm sorry though that my standards are higher than yours.
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Ay yo, more tittays and less face. Definitely jumpoff material though (my jumpoff standards aren’t very high). ------
No, LISA S. is the one who is "jump off material," especially since your standards are not that high, Lisa S. would do nicely. Amy, on the othr hand is cute, with a awesome rack. LISA S. is on here much more than most people commenting, and when she is not commenting, you just know she is scanning the posts looking for stuff about her. did'nt you even subscribe to the comments Lisa S, then got pissed cause you did not like what people were saying about how UNattractive they thought you were. Clown nose, aka bozo, homely, tranny, etc. ring a bell? but when someone else comments how ugly they think Lisa is, and she is, LIsa says you are all losers who are on the computer too much? Go figure when you are on here quite a bit yourself fug mug. not only are you ugly Ms. Lisa Skank, You are a hypocrite as well Lisa s, dont you think?
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WOW WOW... Asian chicks are ugly
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for an asian, she's curvaceous.
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If T = Tera Patrick, then Jesus loves T. She is so dropdead amazingly gorgeous, but alas she is not full Asian and so she cannot be judged by the same standards in which Jesus judges Asian girls (think Maggie Q and Kelly Hu- they also cannot be judged by regular Asian girl standards). Jesus uses a different standard for Asian girls because we have all been brainwashed by this Western standard of beauty and have a tendency to pit the "hot Asian girl" against the hot white girl, which is totally unfair. White girls are so much hotter, that is just the reality of it.
Jesus has no idea why some of you are so hard on Amy. She might be a bit of a brownbagger, but she's objectively alright, and by Asian girl standards her boobs are damn hot. Stop comparing Amy to hot white girls.
Jesus loves Asian girls and thinks Bobo is a dickhead who needs to hang himself along with his gang of KKK cronies.
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Jesus - I am an atheist, but your words have moved me and I will accept you as my savior.
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First off, it's her goddamn thread, she's allowed to fucking reply if she feels like it. Stop whining about it you fucking assholes. You want her to go and find something else to do with her time why don't you listen to your own shitty advice. GODDAMN... you people piss me off.
Secondly, I think you're hot. I wish I looked that good in a goddamn bathing suit. Props to you! Screw the haters, I like the whole natural beauty thing you've got going on.
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Amy, you look great. However, I don't like the blurry picture! You have some much better quality photos on your blog that are much better. That's my only criticism---when we want people to judge us based solely on our looks, we should at least give them higher quality JPEGs. :) Actually, that's my main criticism for most of the BLODs.
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Where are you today? Any updates, plus hottest girl onn Bastardly.
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I went to Amy's website earlier and I must say that I think she is hot. She isn't all made up to try to look hot like that stank ass Ashley. You are very brave to put your picture on this website though because most people here just want to tear others apart (me too usually). Anyway, I think you have a natural beauty. And stop putting yourself down, you are fine just the way you are.
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Like most Asian women, you have a slender physique. But most Asian women are naturally small in the breast area. Are you naturally busty, or have you had some help along the way?
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This has been an interesting BLOTD-week. We've had Julia, the knee licker, who is probably psycho crazy; there was Ashley, the unicorn loving hottie, who turned out to be a ghetto talking racist; and now Amy, a proud young Asian chick with boobs. I love it. Oh, and we should not forget the orange skinned Lisa S, who is still telling us how much hotter she is than all the other BLOTDs combined, that is when she is not out walking the streets to pay for her hormone treatment.
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fine synopsis real
and this chick is WAY hotter than lisa s
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wheres her website?
she is hot
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[...] Hey! Look who’s The Bastardly Lady of the Day!!! ME!!!!! Hahahaha. I know, I’m a dork. [...]
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Clue:
The drop-shadowing of your image in Snap #2 tells me you've got photoshop at your disposal...(wink)
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If in posting her pics to justify her comments about other women is what she was after why touch them up at all? Where is the honesty in that? I personally am no great beauty - but if I were to feel the need to justify my comments by opening myself up to a bunch of guys to droll and gag over me - I sure as hell wouldn't touch up the friggin' pictures.
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Oops, Jesus didn't see the last pic. Jesus would like to bestow some godly advice unto Amy:
Dear Amy,
You are lovely. Please no more face shots. Only boob shots. Okay?
God loves you,
Jesus
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Amy, I only make "bitchy" comments when I feel like it's true. I can admit when I think a chick is pretty. I'm sorry though that my standards are higher than yours.
P.S. - I think most of us are in college or older.
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me likey
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ugly in the face. droopy in the boobies. Fame hoor.
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haha, Jesus making a mistake...no wonder you got your ass handed to you by the Romans son.
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Hey Jesus...you obviously didn't see the pics of T from a couple months ago.
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Natural. How refreshing. Nice bod. The nose is a bit much for me - but overall very nice. Kudos Jackson!
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