Tera Patrick @ US Weekly Hot Hollywood Awards 2006
Friday, April 28th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

I'd rather have this event loaded with pornstar invitees rather than the likes of Haylie Duff and Kim Stewart.
Play The Bastardly "Guess The Breasts" game.
























Thanks for these pictures, I am now going to masturbate furiously in public.
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Oh baby baby.
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Still very hotttt! However, the thought of Evan Sienfeld violating this tasty causes dry heaves. Eeechhh!
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Holy Sh*t DUDE!!!
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I think Tera Patrick is just about the most beautiful woman I have ever seen (besides Kristen Kreuk), but I don't understand why a woman this gorgeous would choose to be a pornstar. With her exotic looks she could be a model, and even do nudity, but artistic nudity and not porn. Beauty is outside, but it is also on the inside, and while Tera may be beautiful to look at, what she does for a living is a major turn off. I think she'd make a perfect Cradle Of Filth model, she has the perfect look for what I think embodies the image of the perfect woman. Except for the implants, which I think she should never have put in, since she is such a natural beauty. I admire her beauty, but wish she wouldn't do porn. Oh well, live and let live is my motto, I just have a hard time understanding how such a goddess can do this type of thing for a living.
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Ewww, I don't think she's very attractive at all, her boobs are way out of proportion and she looks like she's had some major plastic surgery, her face doesn't look the same as some other pictures. I know because my brother has magazines with her in them, some from a few years back and some that are newer. She looks older than her 20's too, someone said she looked like the girl Lana from Smallville, uh uh no way sorry but Lana is sweet looking and gorgeous, this chick doesn't compare, and they aren't that many years apart...guess porn takes a toll on your looks ugh
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Damn she looks like a cow, man...ladies do me a favor and keep it real, not all guys like women who have to compensate for their insecurities...
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Ok, Is it me or do I keep having to remind ya'll. Hot or not, this skank has had more d*ck in her azz then a Tai prostitue. AND has sucked more man- stick then the fleetcore of fluffers on a bobby hollender movie in the 70's.
She's bucknasty!!
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I really understand what ur saying kali. Its not the best of professions and regardless of physical beauty of a woman.....being a porn star is quite the turn off. i heard she got married which is great for her, that a man can look past all of that and not be bothered by it . She technically has casual sex , its not something i think i could probably handle if i was him and i genuinely loved her. I would maybe Struggle with the Amount of men that has has sex with her........... Hetrosexual sex.......and even Anal and Oral.........{ BIG TURN OFF} - Without a Doubt though...she is very attractive.
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uhh................
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