Jessica Alba to Host MTV Movie Awards?!

Ummm... wow. She better wear a really skimpy dress so that no one notices her crappy comedy. She's excellent eye candy, but hearing her speak for more than 15 minutes might make me stupid. Then again, she could surprise us all and deliver an Oscar worthy performance................................... on second thought... she's gonna need that skimpy dress. Can't deny her hotness though. Intelligence and talent, I'll deny... hotness never!

Who's the chick in the 2nd page (to the right and in the background)? The one you've got an arrow to? First Hohan and now this....

wow, she is looking in her prime, prime piece of meat.

She's damn fucking hot but so overrated. She bores me.

She's as hot as they come. She is so beautiful.

What a joke
here's hoping for a falling lighting rigging
now that's comedy!

I couldn't care less if she has a sense of humor or not, she doesn't even need to speak for what I want to do with her.

The woman in the background looks like Eastern European/canadian model Daria Werbowy, the face of gucci and chanel etc. Not sure, could be wrong..

John is so funny. J. Alba may not be but she is so damn fine that it really doesn't matter.

im getting tired of her. she's hot. we all know it. but now its just starting to get old. i dont think she can be funny enough to host an MTV show.

Hopefully she just stands on the podium and makes different poses completely silent then changes outfits about 5 times throughout the show and never says one word.

now that i would watch

Crack: I hope MTV reps are reading b.c that would be pretty damn funny.

I can see it now...rather than doing jokes, she just strikes differnet poses in skimpy attire. I don't plan to watch, but if that was in the mix, I'd definitely tivo it!

MTV doesn't care that she has absolutely no talent other than posing and looking pretty. They just want to attract viewers, like when Lindsay Lohan was the host (don't forget, she was hot back then).

I didn't watch when Lohan hosted. Jessica will be another matter... and you never know. Leaving aside the fact that no one thought Candice Bergen could be funny before "Murphy Brown," we all thought Chris Rock would do a great job of hosting the Oscars. (And it's not like neither of them have a script to go with.)

Lindsay Lohan was never hot.

NEITHER WAS ALBA, MOOSE AND NEVER WILL BE
WHAT IM HOPING FOR IS A SNIPER SOMEWHERE AT THE PLACE TO JUST ASSASSINATE HER. A NICE BLOODY MESS OF SLOBBA ALBATROSS WOULD MAKE MY FUCKIN YEAR

hee hee this is probably the funniest shit ive ever heard!! is it finally time people realize shes NOT the hottest thing since.....hmm....road tar? wait that was really shitty...help me out, whats really hot? um, a baked alaska? heehee ;) sorry i guess its a blonde thing!!!

THIS JUST IN:JEALOUS IS A HOT SEXY COCK TEASE
SLOBBA IS A BORING OVERRATED FAT CUNT. I GOT A GOOD WORD FOR SLOBBA, DISGUSTING! HOW CAN I BE MORE BLUNT? MAYBE HITTING HER OVER HER UGLY BUG EYED COW FACE WITH SOMETHING BIG AND BLUNT, LIKE A HUGE ASS BILLBOARD, THEN TURN IT SIDEWAYS AND SHOVE IT UP HER MESSY GIANT POOPER. ITLL FIT, I SWEAR, NO LUBE THAT HAGGARD THING COULD FIT A FUCKIN CITY UP ANY OF THOSE FILTHY HOLES!
JEALOUS ONE MO THING, WHAT SIZE SHOES DO YOU WEAR?

oh vito :) i wear a size 5 and 1/2 to a 6...may i ask why?

DATS DEAD FUCKIN SEXY JEALOUS!!!!! NOW HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH? AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM? I READ IN ONE POST YOU LIVE IN MIAMI. IM OBSESSED! SO FUCKIN WHAT?
SHIT IM HERE FOR SLOBBA BASHING! I AM HOPING THE SAME THING JOHN IS. MAYBE SHELL TRY TO BE FUNNY AND SPREAD HER THUNDER THIGHS SO ALL THE ASSCLOWNS IN HERE CAN SEE HER MEAT CURTIANS AND KIDNEYS HER FUCKIN TANG HOLE HAS GOT TO BE THE BIGGEST THING SINCE HER UGLY FEET ARE SO GIANT AND BIG FEET ON GIRLS= BIG PUSSY HOLES!!! LOL YOU COULD FIT FUCKIN USC UP THERE WITH SOME XTRA ROOM FOR CASH WARREN'S ENTIRE BODY. FUCK, THAT WOULDNT KILL HER SHE WOULDNT FEEL A THING. HER DYING IN THE MESSIEST WAY POSSIBLE WOULD BE FUCKIN GREAT. THEN ILL HAVE A PARTY AT MY PLACE AND WE CAN ALL TOKIN A FEW BLUNTS ( JEALOUS I WOULD SUCK YOUR ASSHOLE LIKE I WAS TAKING A BOG RIP ) DRINKING WHATEVER DOIN KEG STANDS AND PHRED AND JOHN AND HOTBABE4 CAN COME TOO AND WELL TAKE PICTURES OF OUR DEBOUCHERY AND SENT IT INTO THE BASTARDLY FOR A BASTARDLY GOOD TIME AS WE LAUGH ABOUT THE DEATH OF SLOBBA
DONT LIKE MY OPINION SLOBBA WORSHIPPERS? FUCKIN SUCK IT

Caliban

“im getting tired of her. she’s hot. we all know it. but now its just starting to get old.”

I feel the same way about Brangelina.

then fucking stop acting like you love it when she spoon feeds your shit to yourself. get a fucking LIFE! this bitch is so over( rated! )

bwah!hahahahaha! good one! i feel bad for anyonme who thinks shes anything but above average. what a dumb cum dumpster.

YEA I HATE HER FUGLY ASS FACE AND FAT CELULITE RIDDLED BODY AND VD CUNT.

I have to admit she's very pretty but I'm not a fan of fake eyelashes...

"im getting tired of her. she’s hot. we all know it. but now its just starting to get old."

I feel the same way about Brangelina.