Nicole Richie & Taryn Manning Looking Ugly Together!
Monday, May 1st, 2006 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

Aaaw, how cute. It's always nice to have a friend around when you want to scare people. Both chicas were invited to some VIP retreat funded by DKNY Jeans & Motorola in La Quinta, Cali. I'm sure there was a lot of boney lovemaking in the mix.
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Chicklet teeth. All the pictures are the same.
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These sunglasses are most definitely the $3 kind that I had when I was a kid.
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that's Taryn Manning? I thought it was a youthful Meg Ryan........... I wonder how scientific advancement allows such skinny women to move without being blown away by a light breeze........ oh wait, I know what weighs them down to keep them from flying away, those dumbass goggles, I mean, sunglasses.
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NICE WEED PIPE!!!!! AHAHHAAH!!!! Wonder if it was any good?
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Those sunglasses are from a joke shop. AnnClaire is right - it's taking trends to the extreme. Big sunglasses are cool, so wear ridiculous huge ones. Being thin is in, so be a toothpick.
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It's a bowler!! Maybe her doc told her to smoke and then she'd wanna eat more, or something!
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This is why you're supposed to get dressed BEFORE you get high, girls.
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I find it ironic that Nicole is doing the sieg heil Nazi arm thing in the first pic on page 2 while looking like a holocaust victim.
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weed pipe??? where???? also... whats up with the general crap all on the floor in the pic on the second page? is this some sort of celebrity lets throw our junk into a big pile on the floor get together. my gawd...
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Nicole looks like Bruce Vilanch in the last pic.
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"Both chicas were invited to some VIP retreat funded by DKNY Jeans & Motorola in La Quinta, Cali."
It's the Coachella 2 day Music Festival you half wit
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"It’s the Coachella 2 day Music Festival you half wit"
yeah EVERYONE has heard of the Coachella music festival
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Taryn Manning has a moustache. Eww!!
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Nicole would look hot in da third pic if she didn't have those hideous sunnies on.
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those huge ass clown sunglasses, look so fucking stupid. my theory is that they wear them to make their huge ass heads look a bit smaller.
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What the fuck is it with those stupid sunglasses. I'm in the UK and I don't see that fashion catching on over here, for starters they look stupid as, and there just isn't enough sun. In the first pic Nicole looks really ill. She is way too thin, and starting to look really not very good.
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I swear N.R. is bleaching her skin. Then again maybe it's because she doesn't have any blood in her veins because there's too many calories in it.
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" NICE WEED PIPE!!!!! AHAHHAAH!!!! Wonder if it was any good? "
Haha, I didn't even notice the bowl at first.
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FUBAR Chris. FUBAR. I don't know but sometimes you feel like a nut; sometimes you don't.
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u guys a fukin awful cunts shes gawgus the onl reason u hate on her is coz shes rich nd skinny nd u want it to bt u just dnt admit it cos its easier 4 u to abuse her wat a sad life u all have GET A LIFE
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leave nicole alone. she is gorgous! yes, she needs to gain a bit of weight before she like dies . but NO, she isnt ugly!!! but the other chick is on her own!!!
p.s those glasses are rad cool !!! =] hehe.
xxx
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damn it.
Thanks cracka!
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it would be cool if they were playing volleyball with the glasses on
and the ball hit them both in the face and shattered their glasses
and the shards were driven into the flesh of their cheeks and their eyeballs
that would learn 'em
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I was about to say THEY"RE PASSING a BOWL!
They look RIDICULOUS. Fashion Victims. I saw these girls on the subway the other day both in like ultra layered long skirts cowboy boots huge sunglasses... and yeah some of that is nice to incorperate into your wardrobe but these girls were just total trend victims they looked ridiculous... just like these two girls.
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