The Olsen Monkeys Swing to the Costume Institute Gala
Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe
As always, when it comes to the Olsen Monkeys, photos tell the story best, so enjoy the goodies!
The Costume Institute Gala happened last night & I'm sure they both binged on a lot of quality, yuppie food & talked up a storm about all the new clothes, purses, boots, hats, and shades they recently bought.
Ashley leads off the snaps & then hands it off to Mary-Coke.
These fugly twins are the luckiest bitches that have ever walked the earth. There are some of you who think that the doublement twigs are hot. You are fucked up. These bitches should be boiled alive along with my boy Lenny the lobster. As a matter of fact, look at those eyes. Maybe related to Lenny.....
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They don't look that bad here? I'd hit it! Probably just for the fact that I've never hit it w/ twins before, so that would be exciting!!
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I'll bet they fling poo without warning
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I'm still waiting for them to grow up, when they are 25 I can give a real opinion, right now they are just children with money playing at being adults.
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Those things look like baboons.
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Where do they keep their tails in them dresses. I bet it gets uncomfortable to keep it bunched up all night.
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Moose, you tickled my humorous imagery here.......
http://www.fileitunder.com/uploaded_images/monkey-708017.jpg
http://uweb.txstate.edu/~zs1015/poo.jpg
http://www.mistercrunchy.com/images/dookie.jpg
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I think you need to match up that 1st photo with the National Explorer mag. girl with the cool eyes.....
looks exactly the same.
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In these pics, MK looks a whole lot better. She has emotion in her face, and does not look like a deer caught in the headlights.
If you recall, both of them had a lot of potential back when they were jailbait (13-14 years old). What happened?
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The first ones dress was nice.
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Do something with those caterpillar eyebrows!
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they really need to lose some weight and put on some lipstick.
actually, they *really* need to start brushing their hair more often and go back to school but they'll probably stick with the losing weight/applying lipstick route.
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They look like lemurs, which is even further down the evolutionary tree than apes. Which seems quite appropriate.
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They need to grow up! I'm sick looking those little girls wear their mamma's clothes, the bodies & faces are not attractive at all
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Remember this PRICLESS quote from MK upon dropping out of NYU while sis Ashley stayed?
"You know, [college] is easier for my sister and that's great, you know? I need to be able to go to yoga and work out and just read scripts and go on auditions, because that's what makes me happy. You know? Like, papers don't really make me happy."
OK...so if Ashley got the brains, then she's the one who holds the tin cup while the organ grinder plays, right? While MK does method-acting for the part of roadkill?
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She has a point.
they have around a 100mil in the bank w/out any education. they can just buy smart people and let them work while they sit hop from store to store in soho.
Mary Coke is smart for not wasting her time w/ books and crap. You go girl!
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Papers don't really make anyone happy... I hate them, truly I do..
lilspryte, those pictures made me giggle unabashedly.
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I've never liked these little twerps. Even when they were babies on that sitcom I wanted to thump 'em.
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They had potential before they met the coke dealing Mexicans, and took eating classes from Lara Flynn-Boyle. From there it all went down hill. . .
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she looks exactly the way i feel..................
did she ACTUALLY wear that shade of lipstick//??????????
scaaaaaaaaaary!!!!
AAAAAHHH!!!
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wtf is wrong with this biatch!!!
she looks soooo damn UGLYY
she looks like a fuckin parrot
Poor olsen..shez to cheap to afford TIPS
Notice how she doesnt even support any charities
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good blog is dead blog:-) long live!
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in the pic on page number five mk looks like george bush
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Yeah... Turn on a light behind one of them and stick your dick in it.
Betcha see right through 'er!
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Two twins who just happened to be the right age at the right time for their money-crazed stage parents to pawn off their souls. They always look so sad in the eyes, or dead, or something, but it's a little off. If they didn't have BILLION dollars, I'd almost feel bad for the twats...
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turn off the light!
you are frightening them
don't you know they are nocturnal
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I still would. I don't find them that ugly, sure could do a hell of a lot of worse, plus you'd get free coke :D
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Ashley doesn't look that bad. Except her dress is too long and that really annoys me.
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And they look like witches.
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