Tara Reid wants privacy?
Wednesday, May 3rd, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

I just don't know what to say about Tara Reid and these pictures. On one hand it's pictures of a chick in a bikini...on the other hand, it's Tara Reid.
























she might be approaching brownbagger territory
for two reasons
A she is starting to look quite haggard and old
B just to help you ignore the mind-numbing realization that you were having sex with tara ried
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I liked her in American Pie, and that pretty much ends it for her "career" IMHO.
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Check out that massive gap between her fake ass boobs. You could fit a whole other titty there.
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She is gross. She's hideous.
She is a definate brown baggar!
Mother of God....put some clothes on a join AA!
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what's up Jackson these pix are older than your mom.
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It's really kind of a shame since there was a time when she had so much hotness potential. I guess the combination of her rise to fame, immaturity and all the libations and vices have worn her down like an old pencil.
You can still see this cutie trying to get out but between all the surgical enhancements/botched jobs and nights out on the town making an ass out of yourself has left the public with this sleazy feel when they see her. I guess the only fan base she has now is horny guys that will fuck anything that bends over.
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Yuck! Yeech! Y? Y? Y?.
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I guess the overtanning helps to disguise the lipo scars, eh?
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I believe this could be Lisa S in the future. Implants, Playboy, about 2 million lines. Yep.
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You could fit all the people from Wyoming between those plastic titties.
Which makes me think, except for body heat how is sqeezing an "enhanced" titty any different from squeezing a blow-up doll's titty? They're both plastic...
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Those feet are huge!
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Could her tits be any further apart? You could drive a fucking truck in between those puppies!
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She makes me want to vom. Really.
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Jackson:
Imagine all the things have have already fit between them...
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dude that tan is so uneven. what the fuck is wrong with this chick?
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I have boots that are less tanned than that!
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I'll save everybody else the trouble and sum everything up in one word... yes, one word! "bleh"
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Oh! Yes!
Tara's my FAVORITE train wreck!
Such a cute and promising little actress--on her way to Meg Ryan's crown!!!
But then she absolutely f*cks up her career!
Derailed.
Totally derailed.
She's nearing her own shelf-life.
Soon to be a memory; a tragic addition to the Boulevard of Broken Dreams...
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I'd hit it. >.> 30 pounds from now.
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I still think she's a doll. Better yet, I think sh'es gotten a bad rep strictly from the press and their imaginations, rather than anything she may or may not have done.
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Tara is definately a babe with people ready to stab her in the back.Not this little black duck! Lets talk about the tan that heaps of people are commenting on.Dummies... have you noticed that the photo is a bad one.Look at how dark it is around her face/eyes/neck...hello! As for her boobs.... look she has admitted that previously she got a stuffed up job that she has now had fixed.About the gap between her boobs,these comments gobsmacked me. I defy 99.9%of girls not to have a gap when they lay on their backs. Some 12 year old or some comp nerds must have made these comments. SERIOUSLY - NONE OF YOU WOULD TURN HER DOWN if you saw her at the beach!!!!
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Very true, she is looking very old for her age.
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its pretty amazing how she never looks clean, even if she looks showered. must be the bad tan. she should be used in the new version of the "this is you..." "this is you on drugs..." commercials.
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