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British ButtaProstitute Jodie Marsh Boobs Explode @ FHM Event



It's scary to think that this woman was actually in front of a mirror before she arrived @ this event.

Even after looking @ these pics, I still think she'd be a total freak in bed, but the Bastardly recommendation for anyone looking to dive into her infested bod would be to triple bagging your goods. Quadruple bagging is a precautionary option, but we'll leave that up to you to decide.

Enjoy more snaps of Ms. Marsh from The FHM 100 Sexiest Women In The World Party in London.




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37 Scandalous Comments

Is THAT alive???

Thursday, May 4th, 2006 @ 1:05am
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holy shit, pg 4 is fucking scary

Thursday, May 4th, 2006 @ 1:49am
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c'mon and hook us up with some Keeley Hazell!!!!!!!!

Thursday, May 4th, 2006 @ 2:25am
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Pam Anderson meets Pinocchio. Anybody else see that?

Thursday, May 4th, 2006 @ 3:45am
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If you need a brown bag to do her, you're getting way too much!

Send her my way, I won't make her wear a bag.

Thursday, May 4th, 2006 @ 4:17am
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She needs more than 1 bag dude

Thursday, May 4th, 2006 @ 5:55am
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I'm not sure which part(s) needs the bag(s). Moe this may be another case for a body bag. Oh Christ - can you imagine being the coroner? Those things would never stay on the table.

Thursday, May 4th, 2006 @ 7:19am
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what is she trying to fill the Lil' Kim void
i mean if Lil' Kim had to choose someone to take over for her durring her incarceration
who would be better than this whore?

Thursday, May 4th, 2006 @ 8:03am
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LMAO John!

So hath the nasty-ass whoring torch been passed.......

Thursday, May 4th, 2006 @ 8:42am
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I think I got some of her fug sex grease on me by just looking at these pictures....... I need to go shower for a week straight now........

Thursday, May 4th, 2006 @ 9:11am
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This is so wrong. Air bags, leather skin, too small over the shoulder boulder holders. This chic is just fucked up. Too much joy juice rubbed into her skin. The best thing about her is her smile, except for the cum ozzing from between her teeth. So wrong, so wrong...

Thursday, May 4th, 2006 @ 9:13am
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Never thought I'd see somebody besides Pam Anderson make boobs look ugly...

Thursday, May 4th, 2006 @ 10:03am
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I'm with Guillermo.
At first, I thought they were fiberglass...

Thursday, May 4th, 2006 @ 10:33am
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yeah, lemure should get a shot, too!

Thursday, May 4th, 2006 @ 11:01am
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Hey! Everyone MISSED my birthday in March.
Can you please run a photo of Jan Michael Vincent -- AFTER the car accident fucked up his face? And preferrably in one of those "drunken stupor" moments?

Thursday, May 4th, 2006 @ 11:43am
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I still pretty shocked htat someone would actually wear this shit...

Thursday, May 4th, 2006 @ 11:45am
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that's just ridiculous

Thursday, May 4th, 2006 @ 12:42pm
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Thursday, May 4th, 2006 @ 1:14pm
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Cheapskate whitened only the top row of her teeth.

Thursday, May 4th, 2006 @ 1:45pm
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"can you see my breasts? can you? CAN YOU?!?! CAN YOU SEE THEM?!!!!!"

Thursday, May 4th, 2006 @ 2:30pm
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I don't understand this outfit at all. A bra hurts after wearing it for a few hours, meanwhile she has hard synthetic leather DIGGING into her breasts on PURPOSE! I'm all for S/M but this is just plain ouch. I thought you only lose NIPPLE feeling with fake tatas? You know what, her body is whorishly hideous as well! I have DD so I can't imagine what size these are, how can boobs look so ugly?!

Nodakgirl, you should have told us! I'm all for celebrating with the limited amount of women (especially intelligent chicas) that hang out here too! Honestly, Karl Urban is so hot, he'd melt all this nasty butta. Or Boris Kodjoe, although he's knocked up his wife again and fertility turns me off, is that wrong?

Thursday, May 4th, 2006 @ 4:09pm
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fukin hell way to go babe !

Thursday, May 4th, 2006 @ 5:37pm
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I didn't know Jodie Marsh was in Mad Max

Friday, May 5th, 2006 @ 3:17am
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That's the sickest thing I ever seen. Will one of the sickest.

Friday, May 5th, 2006 @ 8:04pm
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what the fuck, over.

Sunday, May 7th, 2006 @ 1:37am
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geezzz... seems like the uglier the face... the bigger the tits, like their trying to make up for something :P

Sunday, May 7th, 2006 @ 4:20am
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What is better. fucked up nose and big boobs, or just a fucked up nose? http://forum.phun.org/showthread.php?t=46419&highlight=jodie+marsh

Sunday, May 7th, 2006 @ 8:36am
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good lord, she looks like a cow with utters for milking aliens

Thursday, May 4th, 2006 @ 2:03am
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oh... gawd. kill me.

Thursday, May 4th, 2006 @ 2:26am
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Can a nose that bad be attributed to rhinoplasty? It can't be, right?

Thursday, May 4th, 2006 @ 8:54am
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This is ruining my weekend and it hasn't even started yet! Btw, my birthday is Saturday, can you post pictures of Karl Urban tomorrow to start my weekend off right? Since you did so for lilysprytes birthday, I thought I'd have a shot.

Thursday, May 4th, 2006 @ 10:37am
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hah. Can you really blame her?

Those strips are damn expensive!!

Thursday, May 4th, 2006 @ 1:54pm
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thats definitely the most ass looking cleavage I've ever seen.

Thursday, May 4th, 2006 @ 2:32pm
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omg oowwch! nice boobs but a bet that hurts!

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 7:05pm
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How observant of you to spot the fucked up nose... I mean, my eyes just wander to her squishy looking boobs. I just want to squish em. So squishy. Can implants be squishy? Those ARE implants... right?

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 7:27pm
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Man looks like her ass is right up under her chin...disgusting.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 7:36pm
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true,her nose looks like a cowboy hat...but the faggots who say they wouldnt give her one,well...there faggots

Wednesday, August 13th, 2008 @ 12:00pm
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