Jessica Alba not looking inspirational at Inspiration Awards

boohoo... =(

bleh

She has a Jennifer Aniston chin.

She's looking right at me... she wants it baaaad and I'm gonna give it to her.

She looks so bland. Sorry basing opinions of people on appearance is shallow but she looks so boring, I'd probably fall asleep if she opened her mouth.

Dude, I don't want to talk to her

she still looks gorgeous.

Get thee to a nunnery!

Shame on you Jessica--
Why cover the hotness and deprive us mere mortals?!?!?

Jessica is hot no matter what. And speak for yourself, mere mortal. For I am Larry the DEMIGOD!!! Ok, now for my morning coffee.

Hot. I will not betray the endless nights of imagining her in my bed. She's hot.

She's getting boring.

She getting old not old like age but it's getting old talking about her.

She's still pretty though because anyone who can wear a grandma dress and still look hot is pretty. ; )

I think she just needs to find some real talent beside just looking hot because it will get boring quick and she wont be hot forever.

"because it will get boring quick"

already has

She needs to pluck her eyebrows.

I think considering she has nearly no makeup and a mad fugly dress she still looks pretty good.

We love JA... Such a dear, sweet girl. Pretty face. Pretty titties. Pretty bum. And so beloved here on The Bastardly...

So, if JA swallowed your spooge would it be OK with you if she passed her snot-snags into your mouth when you lip-locked?

(Sorry, but I still haven't gotten an answer to this one.)

This just gives me more time to daydream taking those layers off. Mmmm.....

Yea, I was thinking the same thing re: her eyebrows.

i dont swallow

you will if you want that classy role in a romantic comedy
you talentless bitch!
be thou as chaste as ice, as pure as snow,
thou shalt not escape calumny. Get thee to a nunnery.
Go, farewell. Or if thou wilt needs marry, marry a fool,
for wise men know well enough
what monsters you make of them.
To a nunnery, go, and quickly too.

I THINK I JUST BARFED IN MY MOUTH! CAN WE PLEASE GET THIS WHORE ASSASSINATED?! SHE LOOKS SO UGLY IN EVERY PICTURE I SEE OF HER AND SHE MOST DEF NEEDS THAT GIANT FUZZY CATERPILLAR SHE CALLES EYEBROWS TWEEZED OR SHAVED OR WHATEVER THE FUCK GIRLS DO. HEY ALL YOU ALBATROSS FANS, I HAVE A JOKE FOR YOU! WHY DO BRUNETTES HAVE BROWN HAIR? TO MATCH THEIR FUCKIN MUSTACHES! ONE DAY PPL WILL GET OVER HER FAT ASS. CHECK OUT THE ONE OF HER PULLING HER WEDGIE OUT OF HER NASTY ASSHOLE, ALL I SEE IS DIMPLY CELLULITE, A REAL DUMB TATTOO AND FAT LEGS. THE ONLY NICE THING I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT HER IS THAT WHEN SHE DIES I WILL REJOICE

ONE MORE THING PPLE
THE FEET! I CAN PRACTICALLY SMELL THE FUNGUS AND CHEESE FROM HERE! BIG FEET= BIG PUSSY HOLES! I DONT THINK ANYTHING IS MORE VILE THAN HER

John, #26, i totally agree with you!!!
Xo to John :)

Vito, you are hilarious your posts alway's seem to make me laugh out loud keep it up.

THANK YOU CHRIS!!!! I HATE THAT SCUMMY FAT BITCH AND I CANT SEE WHY THE WORLD WANTS TO GET INTO HER VD PANTS

Chris i like your posts on alba!!! finally,, SOME people see the light that she just overrated and average!!!
no hatin' here, i know im sexy!! :)

YYJ! I WANT YOU SO MOTHERFUCKIN BAD BABY I WOULD CROSS OCEANS TO SEE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE!!!
PLEASE GIVE ME YOR EMAIL ADDRESS BABY!!!!! YOU SOUND SO FUCKIN FINE!!!!
BETTER YET SEND A PICTURE OF YOUR FINE SELF TO THE BASTARDLY!!!! PLEASE IM BEGGIN YOU BABY!!!!!! I LOVE THAT YOU THINK SLOBBA IS STUPID AND OVERRATED AND I LOVE ALL YOUR COMMENTS!!!!! ESPECIALLY THE DEEP THROATING ONE IN THE SHITSTEN CAVALLARI '15 MINUTES ARENT UP YET' POST!
IM FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOU, YOURJUSTJEALOUS!!!!

vito im sorry but you rock! heehee i love how much you cant stand alba!!!
but hey, im not a cock tease!!!! ok, yeah, maybe i am ;) i like how you quoted my k-cav comment, im glad you liked it!!

LOL YOU ROCK TOO JEALOUS
NOW GIVE ME YOUR EMAIL ADRESS! PLEASE, WHAT DO I GOTTA DO TO CONVINCE YOU BABY?????? SLOBBA FANS SUCK A DICK BITCHES DIRTY UGLY CUNT WOULDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH A DICK IF SOMEONE SHOWED HER A FUCKING EDUCATIONAL BOOK WITH POP UPS WE ALL KNOW THE FAT RETARD CANT READ OR ACT FOR SHIZZLE

hahahaha!!!! vito, mccracken, phred, john and chris are the best!!! i cant think of anything witty to say now......damnit, you guys all took the good shit!!! ;) all my love to those mentioned above, and if you think alba isnt the shit, then you rock too and im sorry i didnt mention you!!

Hey, her tasty toes as good as ever! Pink toenails do it!

# 25? / do ;)

ONCE AGAIN, JEALOUS HAS MADE ME PITCH A TENT. JEALOUS, PLEASE POST A PIC OF YOU ON THE BASTARDLY!!!!!!!!!!!! OR AT LEAST GIVE ME YOUR TELY PHONE #!!!!!!!
PLEASE?
OH, RIGHT IM HERE FOR SLOBBA BASHING
SHES AN UGLY BITCH WHO THINKS THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND HER PUTRID SELF. I WISH SHE WOULD DIE AND THEN I WISH JEALOUS WOULD POSE FOR PICS FOR ME
SUCK IT BITCHES

vito your posts make me laugh out loud which is hard because im in a shitty cubicle.....keep em comming, that bitch needs some bad publicity!!!!!
LOL vito and YourJustJEALOUS! sittin in a tree......!!!!

YO BITCHES, CHECK IT: LOOK CLOSELY AT HER GROSS FEET, THERES ACTUAL TOE JAM!!!! LOOK AT HER SHOES RIGHT ABOVE THE TOE STRAP, SHES GOT A BAND AID TO COVER HER CORNEY BUNION-COVERED FEET!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! TOLD YOU SO BITCHES!!!

SLOBBA IS A SO NARSTY, THE CRABS ARE DOING BUNGIE JUMPS OFF OF HER TAMPON STRING. MAN, I BET THE UGLY FACED CELLULITE RIDDEN, VD INFESTED CUNT HAS TO SNEAK UP ON CLEAN BATHWATER FOR CHRISTS SAKES!!!!
GIGGITY GIGGETY GOO, I AM VITO, AND SLOBBA WILL NEVA DO
UNLESS SHE GOT STRUNG UP ON A MEAT HOOK BY HER MEAT CURTIANS.

CHECK IT BITCHES!!! LOLOLOL!!! SEE HOW FAT AND GROSS AND HUGE HER ASS AND THUNDER THIGHS REALLY ARE!!
http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0605/jessica-alba-mtv-fight-16.jpg&i... Alba Fights on MTV Pictures
DONT SAY I WASNT RIGHT BITCHES!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

rofl vito, keep that shit comming!!!!! i have to muffle my gawfaws with a binder b/c my boss keeps cheking out the fucking office. i always look forward to reading your posts in my shitty boring as fuck cubicle

Bitch! what the fuck u got on

and you are.......? dont call vito OR me a fucking bitch. thats vito's word.

to vito and juniper and phred and chris and john MUAH!!!! XOXOXO :)

tre? vito told you to SUCK IT!

YEA BITCH SUCK IT! SLOBBA IS NEVER INSPRIATIONAL, SHE JUST MAKES ME WANT TO HIRE A HIT MAN TO ASSASSINATE HER, BUT WE ALL KNOW IT WILL TAKE 400 RPGS TO FILL UP THAT NARSTY HOLE OF A MEAT-CURTIANTED PUSSY HOLE.

ADRIANA LIMA IS HOTTER SHE IS THE MOST GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!! ALABA SUCKS! UGLY, PLANE,COW!

this ho is hot as hell

no she isnt

VITO you are a fucking FREAKKKKKKK. i bet al u do al day is eat donuts in sum shitty little office in the south and cus jessica alba all day who by the way is BEAUTIFUL u are jus PISSED cos u cant fuck her, so there4 need to talk to women on the internet like "yourjusjealous" who ALSO have nuthin better to do with themselves

u need to go get sumthin to do in your lunch breaks you crazy fudge packer ahahahaah

chilli? grow up and YJJ is awesome! go fuck yourself, better yet, go to OBT in orlando and find some cum dumpster to fuck or get sucked and voila! infested with VD just like albatross.
just a reminder, this is a fucking blogger site? know what that is? for people to say cruel or good shit about the people is that okay with YOU you little asstard? im surprised you can even read. so what if some have nothing better to do? its the life of the lucky who dont have to work or anything, but chilli, check out YJJ's posts, shes a fucking philanthpist!!!! so go back to your trailer park where you met britney and fucking just go away cunt

BITCH DONT BE DISSIN MY GIRL, YOURJUSTJEALOUS. MAYBE ITS YOU WHOS JUST JEALOUS!!!!! GET A LIFE AND FUCKIN SUCK IT.
I DONT EAT DONUTS THERE BAD FOR YOU. I LIKE TO WORK OUT AND DONUTS DONT FIT IN THERE WITH MY DIET, BITCH.
IM NOT MAD CUZ I CANT FUCK SLOBBA. IM HAPPY, ID RATHER HAVE OPEN HEART SURGERY WWWIIIDEE AWAKE, SHES NOT BEAUTIFUL, SHES A CLASSLESS, TALANTLESS WASTE OF SPACE. I LIKE GIRLS WITH TINY FEET, NOT ONES THAT LOOK LIKE OCEAN LINERS.
YOU EAT SOME DONUTS AND CHOKE ON THEM WHORE

first ..VITOO OMGOSH UR MY IDOL!
lmfaooo
i dont see the big deal with JEssica alba
shez PLAIN!!!
get over her!

if shez "HOT" thats with MAKEUP!

Herez a LINK to see the reality of this slut adriana lima wannabe
http://gallery.jessicaalba.net/albums/candids/normal_swin7.jpg
http://gallery.jessicaalba.net/albums/candids/normal_swin9.jpg
exactlyy
see thats the true ALBA!
RIGHT THERE

FAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

AND FUGLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

i cant believe i was jealous of this nasty crap!
she looks good in some pics
buh how?..EDITEDDD!
MAKEUP!
and LIGHTING!

see the pics above
and yea exactlyy
thats just UGLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

yes cammi i can read, much to my delight....i stil stand by my opinion that you lot are all fudge packin winey LOSERRRSS! keep the insults coming jackasses

alba needs to pluck the fuckin eyebrows

I WAS IN IRAQ. I FOUGHT FOR THIS COUNTRY. AND I ALSO LIKE TO POST WHAT I FEEL LIKE POSTING ON SLOBBA. SO FUCKIN SUCK IT AND SWALLOW BITCH

Nah VITO, you werent in IRAQ, you used 24/7 to write bad negative comments, sorry but Id loved to see how you look like.

What are you talking about.
She's Freaking HOTTTTTTTT looking.
Why because she doesn't show any cleavage ?
The girl has more class than Herpes whore Paris Hilton OK.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING.
when will this mega-overrated chick totally disappear? there's gonna be Sin City 2 and Sin City 3, if she's not on the 3rd one we'll only have to wait until the 2nd one is released, a few months after that hopefully she will disappear, lets hope she's not featured on the 3rd one, because to see digitally enhanced images of her in revealing clothes attempting her hardest to look sexy shaking her ass being flashed again and again in 1 movie is enough. It's gonna get real boring if that scene keeps being repeated. Is it really the only way they can make Jessica Alba look fuckable and good looking? Haha, I see WAY hotter chicks looking WAY hotter everyday, and they don't need to be on a professional makeup artist's chair for 5 hours, they don't need to have a stylist, they don't need to be told what clothes to wear, they don't need airbrushing, photoshop and digital enhancing and they don't need a professional photographer to look 10000 times hotter than Jessica Alba does. Man is Alba pathetic. She owes her success to the movie Sin City because she was playing a whore, showing her flabby cellulite-y ass and flapping it in scenes being flashed only to make viewers horny so they would go see the movie, and it took like 6 hours in the makeup chair with a team of preofessional makeup artists, professional stylists etc to be able to make her look hot, and still it wasn't too much. Other than the ugly as fuck bare naked whorish ass shaking and dance moves intended to make people horny, she looks so ugly, so nothing special compared to the kind of REAL hotties there's outta there. She owes her success to that and still dares to claim that "she doesn't want to take sexy roles" or that "nudity is against what she is" and gets mad because an image of her appears on the cover of Playboy... LMAO!! how PATHETIC can this chick be? how come she's gonna act in Sin City 2 again if she doesn't wanna take whore roles and if nudity is against what she is? Because that's the only way for her to have people think she's hot and to have people interested in her. She's not good looking enough to be considered sexy if she doesn't take whore roles. She's no Angelina Jolie. Plus, she's BORING as hell, and as an actress, a total joke. Pathetic and fucking stupid! Disappear already mega-overrated idiot!
btw, what's up with that waist as wide as her hips and flat butt? isn't Jessica Alba an icon for desperate little boys, and female fatties really?
is there still any desperate loser from Oklahoma, Arkansas, Wyoming... etc who would dare to say this chick is hot? during the Sin City days I understand, but nowadays, ROFLOL!
seriously, is there anyone other than desperate ugly female fatties who still think this chick is hot?
I never saw any hot or good looking chick, damn, any non-ugly chick say Jessica Alba was good looking or compliment her looks in any way. It's all ugly chicks who do mostly (about 85-90%), the rest are ugly desperate losers from Oklahoma, Alabama, Wyoming, etc, who have not seen a good looking woman or a hot chick in their lives.

And fuck, I never found Holly Madison too hot, but next to Jessica Alba's pictures, Holly looks like a fucking megahot goddess.

Why is everyone so surprised that Jessica is hated? She's one of the top most beautiful women in Hollywood, of course some people won't like that. People get jealous easily and when they're jealous they can say anything, even if it's as stupid as the above comments. Alba looks good with makeup, without makeup, with clothes, without clothes. Haha. As far as PHYSIQUE, she's hot. The rest (brains, talent, etc), not so much.

And her eyebrows are perfectly plucked yet natural looking. That's how eyebrows should look like, not two thin lines. So get out of here you overplucking thin grandma eyebrowed girls. That is the ugliest shit ever.

Oh and honey. Good way to prove your point. What you just proved is that even when she was much younger, in super grainy pictures with horrible poses and outfits, Alba still looked very, very good. :) Thanks.

As far as Vito goes, the idiot is dumb enough to not know what a Caps Lock is and how to turn it off, so his word is just as meaningful as a bag of shit.

startin to look dinosaur-like, but her mouth and smile are still lovely. Her eyes arent too brilliant, but theyre pretty enough. All in all she is easy on the eye, but thats about it.

duudess this chick is the sexiistt omgfg she loooks okay here but dammm alba is fuckinnnnnnnnnn fineeeee

Her face alone can get me going.

she still looks good. i agree.

I think she looks very classy here, and classy ROCKS! At least today it does............ :)

FUCK ONE MO THING: SLOBBA ONLY INSPIRES ME TO A)VOMIT AND B)HIRE A HIT MAN TO PUT THAT CUNT 6 FEET UNDER!!! FUCK BETTER MAKE THAT 100 FEET UNDER, HER UGLY PIGEON TOED FEET WOULD ONLY STICK OUT OF A 6 FOOT DEEP GRAVE
DONT LIKE MY OPINION ABOUT THE 'ORACLE'? FUCK YOU AND SUCK IT BITCHES

oh yeah, i like phred's comments too, phred your awesome and so witty!!

AND IF YA DONT SEE IT, THERES A PIC OF IT ON SOME TABLOID MAG MY ROOMATE KEEPS IN THE CAN, SO I READ IT WHEN I TAKE MY MORNING DUMP. TRUST ME. AND SUCK IT.

ADRIANA LIMA IS HOTTER SHE IS THE MOST GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!! ALBA SUCKS! UGLY, PLANE,COW!

chilli why rant on just vito and YJJ? have you seen some of the other comments, stupid?

ACTUALLY, FUCK THAT, ID RATHER BE STATIONED IN IRAQ WITH NO AMMO THAN EVEN LOOK AT HER
SO SUCK YOUR DONUTS THROUGH A FUCKING STRAW, I KNOW YOU MASH THEM UP WITH COOKIES AND OTHER TRASH FOOD.

and VITO so u say that u wud rather be in irak wid no ammo than look at alba? SO THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE U LOOKIN AT THESE PICTURES THEN? psss wats up wid retards these day huh? il never know. think about wot u sayh before u say it or clever ppl like me wil catch u out!! have a nice day

I think she looks as hot as usual. But there are hotter celebs out there.