Jessica Alba Supports Positive Immigration Reform

i'd like to see that pedicureist give alba's leg a violent twist
and then leap up onto her chest
and jam the cuticle pusher into her eye

Ha ha ha....I take it you dont like her John! I am pretty sick of her too. People rave over her.....I just dont see it.

Ran out of new posts did you? Reusing old J. Alba pics... nice tactic but I'm not fooled so easily.

Besides... I doubt she has enough conviction or cerebral power to stand for anything. It takes all her resources to form sentences. Cheap, talentless ho.

BTW... has anyone noticed how little she speaks in her movies? I've only seen Sin City but she says all of 4 sentences which are constructed with one syllable words. I don't think she can read/memorize/speak anything more complicated. She's like the female version of Keanu Reeves, except infinitely hotter.

I wanna see her setup lame jokes. Man, I just can't see her doing well hosting an entire award show unless of course she's naked and in that case no one will give a shit what she's saying...

as for old photos...here's the criteria we follow w/ our lame ass posts:

1. is the girl latina?
2. Is the girl super hot?
3. No, no, is the girl super hot?
4. is she ugly?
5. Butta maybe?
6. Time of event / shoot, etc

moe you need to patent that formula
it is gold

as you can see... my Petra Nemcova post that followed this one fulfilled criteria #2 and #3 even though they are a couple years old.

you can call it the \"bastardly posting funnel\"
sure to guarantee your website hours of fun
an endless supply of hits
and ad money out the ass

"an endless supply of hits
and ad money out the ass "

I WISH!!!

dude our traffic is nothing compared to other gossip whores. trust me!!

maybe because you're posting the SAME shit day after day...SICK OF THIS BITCH

haha.

dude, time has been short as of late b/c of all this server drama. Things should be back to normal soon.

Plus, we're missing our female writers b/c they've all gone on an indefinite hiatus.

Moelicious, can you put some pics of some other chicks? I'm getting bored again! How about Zoe Saldana, Gong Li, maybe the tramp Hoopz from Flavor of Love or something else?! I'm so sick of Jessica and Petra right now.

I'd even be down for some new butta at this point. I feel the need to destroy something beautiful (or ugly).

haha.

We need to hire some cheap labor to help format pics & put captions on them.

There's too much content out there, god damn it!!

I will get some new faces up in here. No worries!

I never get enough of Jessica's Ass-ba. The MTV Whatever Awards are going to be hot!!!

Im gonna watch that award show just to watch the girl fumble and struggle and fall on her ass. I have no doubt in my mind she will make an idiot of herself-im sure reading teleprompters is a really tough thing to do...she struggled at the oscars.

I would volunteer to be a female writer, but I'm not funny enough on my own... I need to be provoked
Hey, at least I admit it

you should give it a whirl moose
the pictures are provocation enough
i nominate you and nodakgirl

Yes, Nodakgirl is extraordinarily bastardly at times, I love her. However, I will be needing some pictures of real men and not mere eunuch "boyish" types ala Gay Gyllenhaal.

Female volunteer here

hey give sole a chance..... :)

Love you back MORE, lemure
john, I wanna have your babies...if not, pluck-out the infected, ingrown back hairs
Moose, I'm with you--being provoked into a smartass is much more meaningful
Moe: quality shit on here; timeline's a non-issue because the shit's just too good
Everyone else: one question--"clenched" or "unclenched?"

so the girl is getting a pedicure...how disgusting, oh please, she is the definition of hot.

"I might creep some of the readers out once and a while"
only the pansies crack

I would also vote for nodakgirl, personally
my laughing increases exponentially over everything she writes
Also, everyone thinks I'm a man... my e-moniker doesn't really lend itself to femininity.

Not a big fan of feet but I'm not opposed to them either. However I find her hot and if she wanted me too I would suck on them like a Hoover vacuum.

I like seeing her in public doing stupid things and looking stupid.

Why do you think so many people buy those celebrity magazine, because we like to see them out in public doing normal things like us and looking like shit with no makeup on those are my favorites.

JOHN I AGREE THIS GIRL NEEDS TO DIE IN THE FUNNIEST WAY POSSIBLE. I AM SO SICK OF THIS FUCKIN BORING ASS UGLY CUNT WITH A CHUNKY BODY AND CELLULITE-RIDDEN THIGHS! ASS HEAVEN, MORE LIKE ASS HELL!! I FEEL BAD FOR THE PERSON HOLDING HER DISGUSTING GIANT FOOT! REMEMBER GUYS: BIG FEET ON GIRLS= HUGE ASS PUSSY HOLES!!!
DOESNT SURPRISE ME CUZ THAT FAT UGLY HO FUCK EVERYTHING IN HOLLYWOOD
I WOULD ONLY WATCH THE FUCKIN STUPID MTV MOVIE BULLSHIT IF THERE WAS A CHANCE A PIANO WOULD FALL RIGHT ON HER.

ASHLEY, THE FAT COW IS ALWAYS LOOKIN STUPID

YO. JESSICA IS MY GIRL!!!! THOSE PEOPLE WHO DISS HER AND WANT HER DEAD ARE SICK TWISTED FUCKS!!!! YOU DO NOT KNOW WHO YOU ARE MESSING WITH HERE!!!! ME AND JESS HAVE GOT LINKS TO DEJ JAM, SHADY AFTERMATH AND POLYDOR RECORDS!!!! IF YOU WANT TO KILL HER YOU HAVE GOT TO HET PAST ME, DMX, THE GAME, FOXY BROWN, JAY-Z, 50 CENT, PUBLIC ENEMY, BLACK EYED PEAS AND EMINEM FIRST!!!! IF YOU HURT HER ALL THESE RAPPERS, THE PUSY CAT DOLLS AND BEYONCE KNOWLES WILL CHASE YOU DOWN!!!!!!!!!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS POSITIVE IMMIGRATION REFORM!!!!???? I AM WITH MY GYAL ON THIS THING!!!!!!! IF ILLEGALS BECOME CITIZENS THEY CAN GET JOBS THEFORE THEY WILL BE NO MORE GANG CRIME AND DRUGS!!!!!!!! THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE NOT WITH ME AND JA GIRL ON THIS ARE A LT OF RACIST RED NECKS AND ARE JUST AS BAD AS THE GOTHS, METALLERS AND HELLS ANGELS!!!!!!!!!!

JESS IS FIT!!!!!!!! FITTER THAN THOSE SKUNKY BITCHES LIKE AVRIL LAVIGNE, KELLY OSBOURNE, MICHELLE BRANCH, VANESSA CARLTON AND THOSE WANNABE GOTHS TUULI!!!!!!!!

JOHN, YOU SAID IT, SLOBBA SUCKS FARTS OUT OF LARRY FLINT CUZ SHE CANT BLOW HIM (NOT LIKE SHED KNO WHAT TO DO WITH A DICK IF SOMEONE GAVE HER A FUCKING POP UP MANUAL, GET OVER HER!!!!!! OVERATED PILE OF GARBAGE SITTING IN A LANDFILL FOR 5 MONTHS IN THE HOT ASS SUN!!!!!
THOSE FEET MAKE ME WANT TO PUKE, ALL THEY SAY TO ME IS 'I STINK, IM HUGE AND MY FEET COULD FIT UP MY PUSSY HOLE WITH ROOM FOR THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING, A THANKSGIVING TURKEY AND A DINING ROOM TABLE THAT SEATS 80 UP THERE...WITH ROOM FOR A FEW 747S. SLOBBA IS PUTRID, FAT AND TALANTLESS!!!
GIGGETY GIGGETY GOO, I AM VITO, AND SLOBBA FEET MAKE ME SPEW ( CHUNKS ).
DONT LIKE MY OPINION> FUCKIN SUCK IT BITCHES

I HOPE SHES GETTING A SANDBLASTER ON THOSE HUGE UGLY CLOVEN HOOVES OF HERS HEY LOOK AT THIS BITCHES!!!
http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0605/jessica-alba-mtv-fight-16.jpg&i... Alba Fights on MTV Pictures
LOLOLOL CHECK OUT DEM TREE TRUNKS!!!!!!!!!

Ashley
Why do you think so many people buy those celebrity magazine, because we like to see them out in public doing normal things like us and looking like shit with no makeup on those are my favorites.
THANK you!!!!! thats what we buy them for isnt it???? to see them looking like or doing stuff...."...stars! there just like US!" good one ashley

JEALOUS, SEND ME A PIC?

you just may be wearing me down Vito :) john, phred, vito moelicious and jackson, you KNOW i love you!! :)

shoot, i forgot to mention Nodakgirl!!!! you KNOW you rock!!!! your comments are so funny and so goddamned WITTY!!!!! your always on the money!!!! keep it up, your fans are waiting :)

there are a lot more important issues. like who will suck her toes when she isnt at the salon. she works at least 1 month out of the year and i think she deserves a little recognition. if none of you selfish pricks are too busy working full time to put your kids through college, then ill suck her toes. she deserves it.

SAVVAS 'S.T.I.P.' IOANNOU

YO. JESSICA IS MY GIRL!!!! THOSE PEOPLE WHO DISS HER AND WANT HER DEAD ARE SICK TWISTED FUCKS!!!! YOU DO NOT KNOW WHO YOU ARE MESSING WITH HERE!!!! ME AND JESS HAVE GOT LINKS TO DEJ JAM, SHADY AFTERMATH AND POLYDOR RECORDS!!!! IF YOU WANT TO KILL HER YOU HAVE GOT TO HET PAST ME, DMX, THE GAME, FOXY BROWN, JAY-Z, 50 CENT, PUBLIC ENEMY, BLACK EYED PEAS AND EMINEM FIRST!!!! IF YOU HURT HER ALL THESE RAPPERS, THE PUSY CAT DOLLS AND BEYONCE KNOWLES WILL CHASE YOU DOWN!!!!!!!!!

and YOU are? most of the pple i know who talk as much shit as you do are full of more shit than that comes out of your mouth. also, if your so famous and cool, why are you on a blog site? dont you have a drive by? or a record to do that will come out next never?

dude, SO tru......good one yes...AND!!!!!! she only has backup cuz all those aofrementioned she spread her legs and kidneys for. so, as vito would say, suck it!

LOL YJJ I LOVE YOU!!!! AND #32? YOU AND WHAT ARMY? LAST TIME I CHECKED O REN ISHII WAS DEAD.

gross. i would not want to see albas "i've been on a strict (anorexic) diet since i was 12" body naked. *gag*

shes so uglky with that cow eyes monkey face. you know she stinks too, mexicans mixed with indians are one tear gas disaster. basically, she smells rotten.

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==========GEEz, you guys are soo cruel. I think she's a hipocrite, but man! tO WANT HER Dead? How cruel.

Vito I would pay money to know why you hate jessica alba so much.

YOU DONT HAVE TO PAY ME, I JUST CANT STAND HER. SHES OVERRATED, UGLY, HAS DIMPLY THUNDER THIGHS AND ASS THATS FULL OF CELULITE. HER FEET LOOK LIKE YOU COULD LAND A PLANE ON THEM.
LOOK, ITS NOT HER LOOKS OR WHATEVER, ITS THE FACT THAT IT SEEMS NO ONE REALIZES THERE ARE OTHER GIRLS THAT ARE WAY HOTTER THAN HER, PLUS......NOT MANY REAL HOTTIES ARE ON THE SITE, THEY POST MORE PICS OF SLOBBA THAN ANYONE ELSE. THE BASTARDLY GIRLS OF THE DAY ARE WAY HOTTER THAN SHE WILL EVER BE!!!! PLUS, I CANT STAND HER PIGEON TOES, HER "IM SICK OF BEING SEXY" BULLSHIT, AND IM SORRY BUT SHES JUST WAY TOO OVERRATED. MILLA JOVOVITCH ANYONE? HEIDI KLUM? SCARLETT JOHANSEN? BROOKE BURKE? THE LIST GOES ON, AND SLOBBA ISNT PART OF IT. OK? AGAIN, THIS IS MY OPINION, SO RESPECT IT.
I DO LOVE THIS SITE THO! MOELICIOUS AND JACKSON SAY GREAT, WITTY STUFF!!!

Jessica Alba is the most beautiful lady ever, she was so hot in movie Honey, you all who hate are gays or retards

I would make some posts, I have great photoshop skills and can research the fuck out of some shit but I think I might creep some of the readers out once and a while, or routinely depending on the chemical balance in my head at the time.

I vote Nodak for a female posterer er. I love the idea for a Flava of Love post. Those bitches are fucking hilarious and crazy as crazy can get. And half of them are hotter than hell. I want to make sweet love to New York. I researched it earlier to try and put a post in the forum but couldnt find any really good pics, just screen shots. I may do it anyways.

I did post it twice. OK whatever BYE BITCHES

farmgirl

maybe because you’re posting the SAME shit day after day…SICK OF THIS BITCH

LOL YOU SAID IT FARMGIRL!!!!!! PROBS WITH TRAFFIC? GET SLOBBA OFF THE FUCKIN SITE. MOE AND JACKSON ARE INVITED TO MY PARTY TOO
JUST GET PICS OF ME AND JEALOUS!!!!!

you know what would be hot
if someone droped a hair dryer in to the water she has her feet in
then we could watch her hair smoke

hahahahah, the captionssss