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She need a thread lift, at least. I don't know hat can be done about that lazy eye. She looks much older than she says is. That child abuse must've kicked her ass.

Thursday, May 4th, 2006 @ 3:58pm
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suddenly i am very cold
someone hold me
more quotes from "It"
"Me? I am immortal, child. I am the eater of worlds, and of children. And you are next"

Thursday, May 4th, 2006 @ 4:04pm
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Thursday, May 4th, 2006 @ 4:13pm
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Eeyugh.

I had such a thing for Teri in high school, and I remember seeing that FHM shoot she did and thinking 'Damn, she still gots it!'

She ain't still gots it no more. Damn.

Thursday, May 4th, 2006 @ 4:14pm
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It's over for this lady. Its OVER.

Thursday, May 4th, 2006 @ 4:20pm
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Stop playing around and tell everyone that this IS Michael Jackson before they get confused! Sheesh, all the joking going on around here.

Thursday, May 4th, 2006 @ 4:27pm
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Man this has put me of my food. I was enjoying looking at the Alessandra pictures and then I see this thing.

Thursday, May 4th, 2006 @ 4:30pm
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And I'm with lemure, Tommy Boy is out of his fuckin mind. Mission Impossible IV: Tomkat Marriage!

Thursday, May 4th, 2006 @ 4:31pm
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John......... Pennywise was better left for the TV screen, not real life!

The post about Katie Holmes pisses me off, too. I promise you that women are still very hormonally driven after pregnancy, and I would have kicked my husband's head down his throat and through his ass if he demanded I shape up NOW.......

K-Fed is a dumb son of a bitch...........

Anna Nicole is nasty

the headline for J. Anniston and V. Vaughn is pretty funny

I don't know about CaCee Cob, she is probably better off being forgotten

Thursday, May 4th, 2006 @ 4:33pm
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hehe, in the first pic her eyes look just like the bastardly dude at the top of the page.

Thursday, May 4th, 2006 @ 6:14pm
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Thursday, May 4th, 2006 @ 8:05pm
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There is something seriously wrong with her face, particulalrly her eyes. she is NOT HOT. oh, she is also the most annoying character on Desperate Housewives. She is OLD.

Thursday, May 4th, 2006 @ 8:49pm
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Fucking hell, someone should smack her in the chins.

Thursday, May 4th, 2006 @ 9:28pm
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She kind of looks like Star Jones.

Thursday, May 4th, 2006 @ 10:07pm
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I don't know... something about her smile in the very first picture reminds me of the Grinch.

Thursday, May 4th, 2006 @ 10:34pm
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a part of me wishes tom cruise had balls, just so katie holmes could get off her meds, flip out, rip them off and shove them down his throat. maybe Katie can kick him in the vagina.
oh right. he released a press statement saying her name is "Kate" now that she's a "child bearing woman". she's not suppossed to be called Katie (her "young girl name")
teri hatcher needs to put on a little weight and rest. she's getting older. she needs facial padding.

Thursday, May 4th, 2006 @ 10:55pm
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Ew. Ew ew ew! What is the...what is...oh my God! What is it?!

Jesus. This woman's magazine covers must keep half of New York's Photoshop whizzes in business. If that's what aging looks like, I hope I die young.

No, not really. But wow. That...that's bad.

Friday, May 5th, 2006 @ 2:47am
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I think she was #1 on the "Makes You Wish You Didn't have HDtv" list

Friday, May 5th, 2006 @ 3:25am
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Back when she was on her first Sienfeld episode she was hot but that was quite a long time ago. Time has hit her like a driver hits a golf ball, some people just don't age well.

Friday, May 5th, 2006 @ 10:52am
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Hey Bufer! Did you really go to High School with Teri Hatcher? Because I was one year ahead of her and always that she was cute in a goofy way, but never beautiful. Seeing these pictures and others of her face make me wonder what the hell she is doing to herself?! Hell, I'm only 42 and I don't look like I'm 60!! I still see women around the area who I went to High School with and they don't look like frickin' "creatures from the black lagoon!" Teri, if you read this, "Damn girl, stop trying every frickin' plastic surgery, diet, botox injection, new makeup that comes on the market and stop going on every talk show and telling the host and all of America how horny you are! How pathetic!!!" I mean, last night she was on Leno telling how her nipples are her best feature and how she using a vagina exerciser! Just wear a sign around your neck saying you're a frickin' sex ATM and walk up and down all the sidewalks of America!! Yikes!!

Friday, May 5th, 2006 @ 3:09pm
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she looks wayyy to old/wrinkly for her age! Maybe its just the heavy makeup but she looks better natural. apparently she has said that she'll never ever resort to plastic surgery :|

Sunday, May 7th, 2006 @ 4:13am
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This is NOT what a woman her age is supposed to look like (with regard to wrinkles anyway). I'm about her age and have none of those wrinkles. It's the result of years of sun worship and/or tanning bed abuse. My seventy-year-old mother doesn't have the wrinkles this woman has.

But I do feel kind of sorry for her personally. Professionally she's doing fine. But she's got a sort of emotionally fragile mental illness vibe she's giving off and she looks like she's depressed but forcing a smile cuz that's the business she's in.

Sunday, May 7th, 2006 @ 6:30pm
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I don't know why people insist on telling forty year old women they can look twenty. It is not true. That is why through the Middle Ages they were looking for something to keep the youth. If you a are not young and you make an effort to look nice, that's fine. That's all it is, you look fine in your fourties, YOU WILL NEVER LOOK TWENTY.
For Teri Hatcher she looks fine but let's face it she never looked pretty, not even in her twenties.

Monday, May 29th, 2006 @ 3:07am
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That post about Tom Cruise really pisses me off. What an asshole.

Wow Teri really fell off didn't she?

Thursday, May 4th, 2006 @ 3:59pm
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SCAAARRRRYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

Thursday, May 4th, 2006 @ 4:13pm
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she looks wayyy to old/wrinkly for her age! Maybe its just the heavy makeup but she looks better natural. apparently she has said that she'll never ever resort to plastic surgery :|

Sunday, May 7th, 2006 @ 4:13am
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jesus crist people why the hell are you so cruel to her....first she looks exactly the way a woman her age is supposed to look god most of people look this way in their thirties and she hit 44 this year...secon she's clearly pulling a gace it's them god damn paparazzi that make the worst pictures of you....and by the way she's my favourite character on desperate hoswives and Susan mayer is not annoying she's hillarious

Friday, July 25th, 2008 @ 2:42pm
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