Bastardly Lady of the Day - Erika

Kristin Davis look-a-like.

Well, it looks like your goal to be the "first to break the tradition" failed miserably.

she has a granny smile

Honey you look about as much like Rachel Mcadams, as Lisa S. looks like a young beautiful Grace Kelly. Not trying to insult Lisa either, I think she had a lot of guts coming back here and that's cool.
And at least Lisa did not try and say she looked like someone who is clearly way out of her league and truly beautiful like this delusional girl is doing.

She could make a fortune selling ad space on her forehead.

Yeah, i just love the drunken 'keystone light ' picture.. that’s an original. a little more effort in the photos if your going to hype yourself up THAT much. Confidence is good, but at least make an effort to get photos that make you look at least half good. and no drunken cheap ass beer photos, makes you look, well, CHEAP.

someone has an ego trip. geezzzz... there is nothing cute about her and her ego detracts from anything remotely redeemable

Lillyspryte
lonestar
the national beer of texas
can you even still get that shit i wonder

she has no upper lip!

Seriously Delusional and full of herself! I'm surprised her head would fit in the pics!

She resembles HELEN HUNT Look at her...You could ski on her forehead!

classy girl...drinkin keystone light

anyone notice the unusually long neck?

Hmm..When I first seen her pictures I thought "Aw, she's cute, and she doesn't look slutty or fake"....Then I read her answers. I can't believe how much this girl is full of herself.

You should really get over yourself, you'd be alot more attractive without your attitude.

I stand by my words...HELEN HUNT! Huge forehead and fucked up nose!

Shame about the (lack of) boobs too...

Brown bag - 10¢
6-pack of Keystone Light - $3.99
3-pack of condoms - $3
Sex - 2 x 3 hours

Morning after - NEXT!

You're not brave like most of the girls who post their pics here. You are drunk, stupid, dying, confused, idiotic, brain dead, mirrors don't work, on X, need to be on X, about to jump off a cliff...where did that one come from? You should just go bury your head in a tub of drying cement and spare us this bullshit.

John, unfortunately you can still get Lonestar beer hear in the lonestar state.............. among many many other crappy imitations of real beer.................. I want to move, actually, not because of the beer, because of the mentality I am constantly forced to face......... bigger = better, cowboy hats, boots, and spurs........... crappy "Gulf Coast" rap, LOTS of Tejano music, and well, dirty people everywhere............. my husband and I are looking to move to Northern Ohio.......... still country by all standards, but hey, they don't have giant killer roaches up there :)

DUDE!!!! WHY DOESN'T THIS CHICK HAVE A BROWN-BAG?!?!? RUFF, RUFF!!!!

lawrence that was suprisingly and refresingly violent
good work
and lillyspryte lonestar kept me drunk in college
2 cases of cans for 10 bucks
we usaly didn't even wait for them to get cold.
and northern ohio?
say it ain't so
if you think houston is dirty wait till you see cleveland
if you want clean try portland, OR
or anywhere in vermont
though you will be overrun by hippies
so prepare for many painful nights discussing
how george washington was a pot farmer.

TONY HAWK WOULD LOVE THAT NOSE...
TRY STANDING UP ONCE, ARE YOU CRIPPLED?

I enjoyed Dazed and Confused and still do to this day.......... and yes, Northern Ohio, about an hour or so North of Cleveland, in Canton, to be precise. My husband's father's side of the family lives there, and my two closest friends live close by (Cleveland, and then by the Poconos Mountains, which although still somewhat far from Canton, is not nearly as far as Houston). It would help me stay sane to get away from my OTHER in-laws, because they are the COMPLETE opposite of EVERYTHING I was raised to do, and they live within an hour of us, so we get lots of unexpected visits..........

Besides, I am only one short road trip away from Manhattan if I move there, and I miss Manhattan sorely sometimes.

She looks kind of inebriated in all these pictures and is all slouchy.

heyyy! cocknose!

I don't beleive it. Is post number 10 from the real Tammy? I though she had left the Bastardly for good.

Anyways, WHO DOES THIS GIRL THINK SHE IS? She looks more like Bird-nose Hilton then Rachel McAdams. And as for boys following her, BULLIES DON'T COUNT.

I have to agree on the Helen Hunt look alike comment AND her posture totally sucks...it is like she is trying to hid her chest in pic#1 on the left...only HEY...what chest?

Lily - the roaches fly high in Southern Alabama too and they have these really weird things called "luv bugs" that fly around screwing each other to live...you can't even roll your windows down in the car... also - wait a minute...some things are better bigger! ;P

Angelfood, the roaches here are atrocious, and they are my FEAR FACTOR! I will hate them with my last dying breath, cursing their millions of spiney-legged generations to come. lol

We get "luv bugs" here, too, and fireflies. SOME things are bigger better, but not hair and certainly not Dualies with bad exhaust pipes, and lastly not bellies, and the big bellies run far and wide here in the Lonestar state.

hahahah ew what a fool

I'd like to slam her...

...head into a wall and make love to her lifeless body.

What a waste of sperm. The shit ain't cheap.

she look slike helen hunt lmfao

damn i hate a guy or a girl with a dicknose

do you think that she is disappointed ??

"" most girls on here have been bashed, I just wanna be the first to break the tradition!""

And the tradition continues....... YOU CANT BREAK TRADITION!!!
Especially YOU!

Someday a really hot chic will post some pictures on here and none of us will believe that they are her pictures. I know I won't.

To Lawrence Burnfish #56, that has already happened with fine little Stevie, remember? She was fuckin' fine, and some people thought tht maybe someone stole her pictures of a myspace or something and posted them here because she is so hot. Who knows, but whoever the girl was, stevie or whatever her real name is if Stevie is not it, the girl was by far the hottest BLOTD on on here, she was a doll. Hell, she was able to give quite a few celebs a run for their money too. God nose she looked better than penis nose Paris Hilton.

yeah, you are not pretty. The nose is too big.

I'd hit it after a couple beers.

Hey! I'm usually just a daily visitor that reads some of the funny comments made here and leaves. But today, seeing that this girl came out horribly cocky, I had to make a comment. You are the worst looking girl I've seen as of yet. Maybe, had you been humble instead of down-right egotistical, I might have said something positive. But to be frank, you come off as a slut and stupid.

Looks like tradition just broke you sweetheart!!!!

good god!rachel mcadams is beyond pretty and this chick..oh.

Well, at least she's not talking back, like this other crazy bitch we all love to hate...

Yeah, as someone else mentioned... she looks like "charlotte" from Sex In The City. Pretty girl

I don't see ANY resemblence to Rachel McAdams though

Dear Erika,
Your problem isn't that you're seriously ugly, because you're not. You're pretty average, and that's cool. Average people can go either way, and usually do not too badly for themselves. Your problem is your superiority complex, coupled with the fact that you seem to think that drinking watered-down beer in your pictures will make us think that you're a badass and therefore much cooler. If your ego matched your face in magnitude of greatness, there probably wouldn't be a problem here. As it is, however, there is a severe disproportionality problem which will always, ALWAYS trigger the Bastardly Negative Response Mechanism.
I bet you also drink Popov.
Ew.
Love always,
Moose

men follow her around. it must be like when dogs follow the mangiest dog around if she is in heat.

my theory is that the cheap ass keystone isn't hers, she just administers it to the men when the beer goggles start wearing off.

freddy krueger wants his nose back, bitch.

God you people are so mean! I know that you are just jealous. You are just a bunch of losers who got nothing to do but criticize people who are brave enough to put their pictures up. how about i see some of your loser lame ass pictures? i thought so.

i am hot, whatever. and the only reason i am so confident is because i know that i am hot. guys tell me that all the time. you are just fucking jealous. so get over yourself.

This is a song and dance we've seen and heard a million times before

too bad all the snobby, bitchy "youre so jealous" BLOTDs are too irritating to find anyone to shove a cock in their mouth, because they need it.

HaHA! These bitches never learn.

Bad attitude, bad posture, bad attitude, some pics look like a broomstick short of being burned in Salem....did I mention bad attitude?

Me...jealous? Not hardly. I know what I am and what I am not and don't need any website to "validate" that or boost my ego. Besides, I don't intend to get by in life on my looks.

People...watch the use of the L word... you people ever see Beetlejuice?! If so, didn't you learn anything...like what happens by saying a certain name 3x?!

you people suck. instead of offering real opinions, you just criticize. seriously. if i really am ugly, why do you think so many guys like me? and so what if i am confident of myself. that is not called bad attitude or cocky. i just know what i got and know how to use it to my advantage.

Hahaha you drinkingg that garbage light beer you ugly horsepiss-guzzling unsophisticated southern hick

How dare you drink that garbage?. Of that alone you're not worthy...now cry yourself to sleep.

Riiiiight. You look like a cross between a uglier Kristin Davies and a crow. I wouldn't mind if you gave me that attitude if you had the face and body of Joanna Krupa or Petra Nemcova, but you're just a everyday boring hag. And ummm... Any girl can have guys following them around because guys can be ugly too. The only guys that follow you around are probably like dead ugly rapists that live in the gutter. And you look nothing like Rachel McAdams and you just insulted her to death by saying that. You're just one of those scrawny, pale chicks who desperately try to be hot. A definate Brown-bagger.

Sorry, but there's nothing generally attractive about being totally shitfaced and taking pictures with your eyes half-open and slouched over. It just screams "easy bar trash". Sure, we all get drunk (even me, who fucking fell backward off a barstool last weekend) but not all of us are looking like attention whores like you, either.

You post pictures of you in that condition, and everyone will think that is what you're really like all the time. First splash gets everyone the wettest. Live and learn.

i will now offer my opinion as a person who has put her own pics up for comments:

your nose and chin are too big. your hair is nice. i'm sure lots of guys follow you around. in my experience, guys usually follow the ones that they think are 1. single, 2.easy, and 3.drunk. also, you do have nice teeth. i can't fairly comment on your body since the pics don't really show that, however you seem to have bad posture and you are a little on the skinny side.

all in all, i'd say ugly to average, depending on what your standards are.

Wow, you are not a pretty girl. too bad you have beer gogels on. You need to take them off and buy a mirror. You could land a jumbo jet on your forehead, your long ugly nose looks like I could ski off of it, you have thin ugly lips, dull eyes, stringy hair, your chin - like your nose is huge, no tits, you think people are "jealous?" You are a fucking idiot as well. You are as stupid as you are homely, so that would make you a total retard. If you were really hot, I would not care how big of an ego or how big of a bitch you were. But your ego is not justified, because you are a hag. Hell, even Lisa S. looks better than you, and that ain't saying much. BTW, you should get a nose job, then maybe you would only be a two-bagger instead of a five-bagger.

BUTTAFACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Body is not all that hot eihter.

I'm sorry, but I have the strangest hunch that this isn't actually her -- it's probably some pissed off ex-boyfriend or someone else against her. Even pretty people aren't this jaded/delusional about their appearance. At least, I'm hoping that...

haha, talk about "breaking the tradition". a conceited, big bird with bad posture. classic buttaface with the beer (keystone light buttaface).

pic 1- average
pic 2 - horrendous
pic 3 - ugly version of kirsten davis
pic 4 - i don't know but for some reason drunken photos aren't exactly flattering

these comments are partly a result of her conceit. i just don't like it when unattractive people aren't realistic. and Rachel McAdams? no way

Oh shit. This is a joke right? Someone obviously hates this girl and wants her to be humiliated on this forum. The real "Erika" is going to be crying and emailing moejackson.com tomorrow demanding her picture be removed and threatening to sue your asses. For real, there is no way Erika submitted her pictures and said that stupid Rachel McAdams shit and "I want to be the first to break the tradition" nonsense in her bastardly interview. I just refuse to believe it.

However, in the event I am wrong, Jesus has been known to cure the sick and blind-
so Erika, sweetie- you do NOT look like Rachel McAdams. Not in a million, trillion years. And if boys have been telling you that you do, it's because they think you're stupid and easy. Sorry sweetie. You're cured now. Keep your legs closed and eyes open. Be well.

Best wishes,
Jesus

I feel bad for Erika......NOT!!!!
What are you thinking???
Guys 'like' you because you are a cheap, easy to lay piece of pussy.
They follow you around because cheap pussy usually smells and guys are dogs!!(sorry guys)
OPEN UP YOUR EYES WHEN YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR!!!!

Erika:
I have some suggestions for you.
1. Stop kidding yourself - you are not hot. You are average on a good day without a Keystone Light in your hand.
2. Get over yourself. They are folowingyou around because you are a party girl and an easy mark. Period.
3. You are not confident. People that are truly confident do not need validation of same from a message board.
4. Take command of the English language. Go back to school if you have to becasue your communication skills are sadly lacking. That, in and of itself, is extremely unattractive.
5. With regard to the thought that people on this site are bashing you because they're jealous. Refer to #2. This is the Bastardly. That's what it's about. Surely you must have realized that before you sent in your pictures. If not, then I can only surmise that you don't think before you act. Also, not attractive.
How's that for a real opinion?

6.

The ONLY boys who follow her around are the ones that ride the short bus to school.

She has a weird face.

she's pretty ugly. Ugly face, guly hair, ugly body type, ugly clothes, and too much ugly attitude. Rachel macadams is a godesss next to this girl.
o and by the way ugly teeth too.

okay i get it, you think i'm not hot at all. do u have to rub it in my face? I know I'm not that pretty! i just can't believe that not one of you would say something nice in my defense. most of the ugly girls that get posted get at least one comment, but im not even that bad and you people just leave 100 mean ass comments. thankyou for making me feel like shit, even more than usual. go to hell all of you.

I think you are pretty decent looking Erica, I think maybe the photos just arent that great. Dont listen to these peeps, they love to shoot down people, and even though they will ALL deny it, it makes them feel better to do so. As you can see the majority of the posters here have ugly, mean spirited minds, that is why they visit the bastardly website on a daily basis. I am not at all saying it isnt bad to bash the odd, conceited celebrity, but for some reason they have more fun at bashing the average person. Pray for them and there nasty thoughts, and move on and dont submit any more pics to this site. I am postive that 99% of these posters have had a beer in their lifetime, (hey kettle meet pot)! At least you have friends that you can go out and have a brew with, think of it that way, and who the fuck cares if it is keystone light, they grasp at anything. They enjoy making people feel bad and you know let them, it is their perogitive, but dont let it get to you. I am sure you are a nice girl who people like to be around.

Christ, you two should date. Try "their" and "prerogative"

thankyou so much Daeneyrs! Thats all I wanted, just to hear to some nice comment that I'm not as bad as I've been told. and for those other people that are posting as me ( # 70 and #79), stop it! You are making me out to be someone I'm not and that is conceited and arrogant. I am a real down to earth person. I wasn't going to comment on my own BLOTD but you people have taken it too far. I know you people are too dumb to realize it and that I was just joking in the survey part. Sorry I like to joke around and not take this too seriously. But honestly you people are so cruel. I KNOW I"M NOT THAT GORGEOUS! Just look at my pictures and see the obvious. Don't you think I know that??

looks more like ashlee simpson crossed w/ jamie lynn spears

You look more like an UGLY Helen Hunt. It's crazy how 99% of the bastardly ladies want EVERYONE to like them. People have different taste in women so it's painfully obvious that there are going to be people who find you hideous. I mean, there are people that don't like Adriana Lima, so imagine how many aren't gonna like you.

I don't think you are ugly Erika, I think people on here did not realize you were joking about the whole Rachel Mccadams thing. Rachel is just one of those lucky few humans who are really pretty, and not many women, myself included would want to stand next to her. You are not in any way shape or form Tori Spelling, Haylie Duff or Kim Stewart ugly, no way. You are an average normal looking young lady, I bet with a little bit of makeup and better pics you could even be really cute. Sorry about the asshole who posted as you, they must have nothing better to do. Sorry about this site, it can get brutal on here, even when someone is just trying to be humorous. I apologize for any hurt feelings you may have received on here.

P.S. I think pic #3 is already really cute.

Thankyou Allie, i really appreciate your comment. I'm sorry I came across as a bitch, I truly didn't mean to. so for those of you that think I'm ugly AND snobby, then you're wrong about the snobby part. and maybe when you realize that, you won't think I'm ugly. but thankyou for your opinions!

I think there was just a backlash because of Rachel Mccadams comment. For the record, I never called you ugly. My comment may have been a little on the harsh side #12, but I don't think you are ugly. I don't think you look like RM though, and I guess everyone thought you were serious, it probably did not help that RM pics were right after yours.
For the record again, I think the third picture of you has a nice, cute, girl next door kind of vibe to it. You are not ugly at all. You are not beautiful either,(which is the same thing I told Lisa S.) but I am going to also tell you something else I said to Lisa S.: When you think about it, not MANY people --- MYSELF included, and plenty of people in this board too I am betting --- on this planet are stunning or beautiful, naturally anyway. It is liken to hitting the genetic lottery. And like the real lottery, not many of us do. Not to harp on it, but Grace Kelly was probably on of the most beautiufl women ever w/out any plastic surgery or even makeup. And how many women do you see walking around or even in the movies who look like she did with no help, just great DNA? None.
I am truely sorry if I hurt your feelings, I did not mean to. You are a cute girl.

damn. I feel kind of bad. youre first couple of responses seemed bitchy, so I responded accordingly. people do need to realize that posting as the BLOTD is kind of exposing yourself massively though. I wouldnt do it.

hey erika
don't feel bad about yourself
first of all...u seemed kinda cocky on the interview and not many people liked that...and as kathryn said...they "responded accordingly". plus whoever wrote #70 & 79 just added fuel to the fire.
and the comments...well you can't please everybody
you should know...even some of the really beautiful women like jessica alba, adriana lima and angelina jolie, on bastardly get bashed!!!
so you shouldn't feel too bad about yourself...you're not ugly

The only reason why ur getting bashed is b'coz u have ur head stuck up ur arse. N making bimbo-esqe comments that u would sleep wit ur grandaddy for 3m doesnt help the image. Ur not fugly but ur not beautiful either.. ur average/cute. You might be able to up the scale abit if u get off ur high horse n focus on ur attitude n personality.

Oh Erika.

I think that in normal life you probably do alright, because you're just above average looking in the grand scheme of things, for a NORMAL person. But then again, bear in mind that people who read this blog are used to seeing airbrushed perfection from their ladies.

You're not ugly by any stretch of the imagination, but you also shouldn't be describing yourself as "really attractive". Maybe that is true in the small town you're from, but not when compared to the sensationally beautiful people we're used to seeing.

At least you're not fat.

Ax

Erika, note the word AIRBRUSHED, most of the celebs/models don't even look that way in real life. That is why they hate mags like The National Enquirer because they take candid pictures of them when they are not expecting to be photographed and show what they REALLY look like and print them.. And they also expose all the plastic surgery those people get and print that too. It is much easier to look good when you have an army of people working on you whose only job it is is to try and make you look better. Left to their own devices, with little cash, the people in the entertainment field would look as worn out and tired, haggard as the rest of us. I think your pictures show a nice, normal all american looking young girl. I like the third shot the best.

ITS A JOKE! ITS NOT REALLY HER!

Erika,
I don't really think I'm amazingly attractive, and I have no problem admitting that. Because even if I'm not the most gorgeous girl in the world, I'm pretty comfortable with me being the way I am. I wouldn't put pictures on this website because it is just asking for unnecessary criticism, and I feel a certain amount of sympathy/pity for the girls who do give it a shot.
My comments, for any BLOD, therefore, are almost entirely based on the way they read in their interviews and their comments, rather than the way they look. I wouldn't be unnecessarily cruel to a girl who seemed that she had a good heart, even if she wasn't the best looking of the bunch. In your interview you seemed pretty full of yourself, so any derision on my part was a result of that, not really of how you look.
I'm sorry that someone took it upon themselves to comment as you and fan the flames. You don't deserve that. From your subsequent comments, you seem like a pretty down-to-earth girl who submitted her pictures as a whim. I'm sorry that many people, including myself, misunderstood several of your joking comments and interpreted them as cockiness. I was probably unnecessarily harsh.

Dear ladies who post as BLODs:
1. PLEASE post nice quality pictures. I don't care how pretty anyone is, if you post a grainy, unlit photo, people are going to assume you have something to hide. Even if that "something" is just that you're using a shitty camera.
2. No matter how pretty a lady is, someone's going to take a feature and make a snarky comment, and then ten other people are going to run with it. A supermodel could post here and she'd be torn to shreds.

That being said, I think you look a lot like Kristen Davis. Cute pictures. And I give you credit for posting candid, non-self pictures. I'd imagine that if you were truly a narcissist, you would be posting camera phone pictures taken at extreme angles in the bathroom mirror while wearing too much eye makeup, and obviously that's not the case.

Try not to take the internet too seriously :)

I apologize for any hurtful comments I made too Erika, you seem like a very cool girl.
I like the natural/earthy look you have way better than the overly made up, bleached hair, fake looking, 20 lbs of makeup girl any day. Lord, there are plenty of those on here.

I definitely agree with...um...Jesus Christ. This has got to be a cruel joke against the girl in the pictures by some bitch who hates her.

when did dr. phil clones show up here? he ain't a bastard.

Um Erika, posting more comments is certainly NOT going to make you any prettier.
Bring her the brown bag already! And make it snappy!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Rachel McAdams? ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!

Fuck. Get over yourself.

LOL don't you all hate when the girl who sent in her pics comes back bitching with the "I feel like shit attitude"?Erika,wtf do you care what we say?Do you have esteem issues?If someone called you ugly, grow a tighter vagina and get the fuck over it.I know your a big girl.You sent in your pics,you knew you were gonna get some negative comments.Next time use your noggin.

READ THIS SHIT::
ashley, u think u look like angelina jolie? you have to be the most egotistical bitch ever. i mean how many damn pictures do you need on your myspace? what a fuckin joke. i mean when i see three self-shots, i think "wow this bitch is into herself", but you have at least ten! yeah your pretty and all but that self-absorbency apparently kills it for most people. at least the pics i sent in are of ME hanging out with REAL PEOPLE and not just hiding out in my bathroom, applying loads of makeup, and taking hundreds of pictures so I can pick the best ones. yeah, you know you took alot from the same basic angle because you know it's your best. how come there's no candid pics? and why the fuck do you have so many??? you are self-absorbed, and bitchy. you pick at me because I JOKINGLY said i look like rachel mcadams (come on i was KIDDING, r u that stupid?) and u think you look like angelina?!! what because you have brown hair and you can pooch out your lips and make them appear to look full? so don't laugh at me you stupid bitch. and p.s. lose your fake blue contacts. everyone knows what fake contacts look like and yours is the epitome of FAKE. at least I can joke about things but you are a serious egotistical, self-absorbed, megalomaniac BITCH!

Go Erica Go!
Girl! What were you thinking? Seriously, did you really hope to get a compliment in here? If you don't look babelicious AngelinaJolie/ScarletJohansonlike, please do yourself a favour and don't post pics of yourself.

You look pretty, average pretty and that's okay.

And Ashley: you posted 10 posed pictures on your space, you can post a hundred more, but in my eyes, your not prettier than erica. Maybe more fake.

BTW: pooching out your lips will NOT make you look like Angelina Jolie. Spread the word, please.

Erika:
You bitch about people taking pot shots at you but then have no trouble doing exactly the same thing to Ashley. Hypocrisy is not attractive. One minute you're whining, the next minute you're spewing venom. Take your bi-polar medication.

lenin,wow you really are a dumbass!! If you noticed,I never said anything about how she looks. so before you open your ignorant, lil bitch mouth,understand what I'm saying. it's stupid people like you that are the most unattractive. i never whined, i'm just saying how rude people like you are and how stupid because you couldn't tell a joke if it fell out of the sky,landed and your face, and began to wiggle. I'm not a hypocrite, but you are a dumbass and that will never change. tell me that posting 10 self-shots is not absurdly RIDICULOUS!!! i mean come on, 10 pics with other people plus yourself is still alot. i just think its self-absored and that is unnattractive. yeah i'msure I could've taken better pics had i SET IT UP to be like that. but i'm not egotistical so I just sent in a few random pics. come on bitches, this is not vanity fair!

erica, shut up. You sent your pictures in because all your hometown redneck boys tell you you are hot and you wanted us to say the same thing. You're not hot. Sad, but true, and now you can get on with your life saving AIDS babies and improving the lot of the world, or getting drunk, whatever it is you do best.

your ugly --- dont post ur pics ever again--- u have nothing going for you... consider suicide

Erika:
You truly are hopeless. If your reading comprehension skills were beyond the third grade level you would understand that I called you on taking pot shots at Ashley. It doesn't matter if the subject matter was her looks or not - it was still an attack. An act that you condemned in your previous posts. Ugly and illiterate is no way to go through life.

"your ugly — dont post ur pics ever again— u have nothing going for you… consider suicide# Lisa S"

Hello.......POT CALLING KETTLE. (I'm sure most of you know the rest, I doubt "Bozo" does.)

ERIKA! wtf is your problem? YOU ARE SUCH A HYPOCRITE?! you complain about people calling u egotastical and how hurtful it is.. then you go and tell Ashley that she is full of herself for taking 10 pics on her MySpace?! WTF MAN?! GET A LIFE!! if you think you're attractive then good for you! but unfortunatly the majority of the people think.. ur.. um.. UGLY! get a life and stop obsessing on whether people think your ugly or not! because at the end of the day.. it's your opinion that matters!;)

pot calling the kettle black??? me?!? not a chance ! .... call me ugly all u want--- its because u know i wouldnt hit you would a 300 ft pole ... go work out ur inferiority issues somewhre else....

no lisa. pot calling the kettle "dumb ugly whore" was the phrase Paul was searching for.

Ugh....both ASH and ERIKA are fugmos...Ash is a fucking camera whore....Erika...God help her...

kathryn-- You wish u were half of me ... grow some balls and post ur pics--- if not... Dont Judge ! Pot calling the kettle black???? You people are the EPITOME of that saying and you know it!!!!! If you people really were that secure in ur own skin then u would be here searching for self-satisfaction by talking shit about others--- How do u think that makes u look to the rest of the world????

Better yet-- good idea... dont send in ur pics... keep ur faces anonymous and save urself the embarassment

You wouldnt be posting anymore if we saw what u really look like--- I dont belong here but im a closet nerd (lol) and i dont go out too much lately-- im addicted to the internet =-) and plus i want to do modeling so i like to get my pics out there... and u people have made me sooo famous on this site---- and it makes me feel like a celeb on moejackson.com ...

Lisa, you can go on about our "inseceurities" all day, but youre the one who just told someone (someone who is working on their masters and is not at all ugly) to "consider suicide" because of their looks. ridiculous. I may not think ___ (fill in anyone's name) is hot or cute or whatever, but I certainly wouldnt tell them to consider suicide.
why dont I want to post my pics? because knowledge is power, and when you post your pics and outline your hopes and dreams on an internet forum, youre giving a lot of strangers a lot of power. you can say Im ugly Lisa- but you've never seen me, so it means nothing. you can call me insecure-but Ididnt announce I want to get breast implants so I can model nude. you can call me stupid or unsucessful-but I never informed everyone of my education level. you did, so every time someone insults you, their insult carries weight and has something to back it up. I'm not insecure or ugly, and I'm not perfect or a supermodel. I'm aware of what my physical strengths and weaknesses are, and I dont need them told to me by anonymous strangers, especially dumbasses like you.

and I would like to make some joke about "growing balls" to post pics which would play upon the fact that you've posted your pics twice and kind of look mannish, but I'll take the high road.

oh ok. wrong girl. this one isnt working on her masters. but she's probably at least IN college. ahem.

kathryn
when you are done arguing with lisa s
i have a parrot you can talk to

hehe, how egotastic it is. to have to have a bitch thats ugly, inside and out. make the topic all about her now, forget the robert englund looking, bitch.

kathryn...I have to agree with you on the suicide comment. At first I thought someone else might be using "lisa s" as a name cuz damn...I didn't think she could use complete sentences let alone spell suicide...that just isn't something you joke about.

Regardless, just leave Lisa S alone so maybe she will go away...she is one hefty lost cause.

ahhaha fuck man you guys are comical
a FIVE-HEAD?
HELEN HUNT?
im breakin weak over here
and lisa s? relax honey everythings gonna be alright....just FUCK OFF FIRST

and erika if you consider this girl such a waste of time and viewing why did you take the time to go through her entire myspace
and lisa s if you are so damn secure why do you search for approval from random internet bloggers
and if you regret it why did you do it twice
remember, you never know what kind of psychos are on the internet. and now we all know what you look like. you're stirring up some serious hate i know ya know that. im just sayin, for someone who tells people they're so stupid you sure aint so damn smart yourself

ERiKA!:
"i am hot, whatever. and the only reason i am so confident is because i know that i am hot. guys tell me that all the time. you are just fucking jealous."

YOU sound SO freakin full of yourself!!! ur ugly as HELL!! and if you truly are "Hot" then why dont u go and take some decent pictures that don't make you look like a proboscis monkey*!!!! com'on erika!!! time for round 2!!!!

*Proboscis Monkey: http://www.mikekaplan.com/nss-folder/pictures/proboscis%20monkey.JPG

**call me ugly all u want— its because u know i wouldnt hit you would a 300 ft pole … go**

Nope Bozo, you got it ass backwards. I would not touch YOU with a 300 ft pole. Because unlike you, I KNOW what you look like, and you are heinously unattractive. I am a guy though, so I guess if I had a serious case of blue balls - I would hit it and quit it, as long as we either did it doggy style, had the lights off, or you had a bag or two over your head. Maybe even all of the above.

Lisa you remind me of the fat ugly chicks in high school that think they are hot, when they are just plain ass ugly, and everyone is laughing at. Jesus Lisa, get a grip for fucks sake.

You kind of resemble Kristen Davis...but not really...kind of though, you have her smile but your nose is different, and Davis's chin is a little more prominent or something...I think Kristen davis is breath-takingly gorgeous. But dont listen to these haters, youre cute. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

This chick needs to shut the fuck up. Rachael McAdams? Your friends must be blind then because you definitely do NOT look like her! More like Kristen Davis.

And I don't know why you chose to put these most unflattering pictures up on the internet to show just how "hot" you are. You're O.K. and nothing more, and the pictures are just awful. Get over yourself and stop blowing your own horn. You're nothing special. I've seen hotter girls in grocery stores.

You must live in some hick town where most of the girls are missing teeth and you're one of the few that brush.

Hmmmm.......she is very hunched over and has the "down turned" eyes that I have never cared for. The whole lip situation is a mess too.

rachel mcadams? youve gotta be kidding me? get over yourself you ugly bastard.

Rachel Mcadams?? In what fucking universe??!! The day you look even remotely like the lovely Rachel Mcadams, pigs will be flying over a frozen Hell. Get a grip chick and buy your homely ass self a mirror.

Good grief if you're going to send in pics could you put a little effort into them.

FRIDAY, YEAH!!!

Young - Thats not a fourhead - - THATS A FIVE HEAD!!!

HAHAHAH! Delusional!

There should be some kind of BLOTD Delusional Power Graph for every week.

Dude, Helen Hunt is/was pretty cute. Erika is just scary.

Your posture is horrible and you look like a witch.

Also, here's a hint: Guys don't follow girls around just because of their looks. They can sniff out who is easy and trail that puppy home. You're not giving off "goodlookin" vibes, you're giving off "slut" vibes.

Well, I'll be nice since I'm still drunk from yesterday and will probably be high tomorrow. She is okay, she looks like an average cute suburban chick. I'm sure I wouldn't want to bang any of the dudes that "follow" her, because obviously they aren't well.

Please ladies, can you be a little more humble? People don't respond well to conceitedness, and honestly every woman has been followed home, those dudes are called rapists and stalkers. They don't discriminate.

BLOTDFan - Of course you'd do her. As I have said any honest guy will admit that all girls are "doable", it is only a matter of circumstance and post-coital spin, when confronted about your activities: i.e. "you know I tapped that shit" , yeah, I did her, how did you find out" or "no f-ing way dude, I would never touch that skank.

Erika is a low 2

sorry, extra "s" at the end of Pocono shouldn't be there

wow...a ton of comments....THIS CHIC IS U-G-L-Y!

Guess what? She drank herself pretty. How does it feel to be an average looking prostitute?

POTTY MOUTH...i didnt read all posts before imade mine...you are right on the money she is a brunette helen hunt eventhough she is probably mid 20's she looks like shes pushing mid 40's

God *knows,* sorry. Paris's nose is so ugly, I spelled "knows" wrong.

This one gets my vote. I love drunk girls who drink cheap beer. Low maintenance all the way. Yeah!

hmm i'm with keemee /is post 10 from the real tammy(aka the tammy that used to post here lots..) ????!!!!!!! :)

I was totally prepped to give this girl a compliment, but after reading her super typical reply, I'll just comment on how her mouth lines and weird nose make her look massive old.

Lisa S. Lisa S. Lisa S.

Now what?

Um...guys follow just about any girl around who's holding a Bud Light and looks like she's about to get drunk. I'm not going to say you're hideous or pretty but your personality is hideous for sure - confidence goes hand-and-hand with modesty.

She looks like an old witch. Ugly with a disgusting nose.

good night all, it has been a looong day, went out to eat at a fave resteraunt, now i am fat dumb and happy, and sleepy. Damn, i will have nightmares tonight of that cock nose of Erikas.

That's what I thought too Jesus. But look at #70 and 79. I think she's just delusional.

add she reminds me Gonzo with that nose, haha.

BWWWAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Thankyou Allie, i really appreciate your comment. I'm sorry I came across as a bitch, I truly didn't mean to. so for those of you that think I'm ugly AND snobby, then you're wrong about the snobby part. and maybe when you realize that, you won't think I'm ugly. but thankyou for your opinions!

P.S. And to all those women out there who have to paint their faces on eyeryday, don't fool yourselfs. most men, myself included, like the naturally pretty look way better than someone who looks like a clown and wears 50 lbs of makeup and does not look like the same girl when she uses the paint thinner to take her fake face off.

Oh and Ashley your pretty gorgeous.Now that's something I wouldn't mind waking up to everyday.

your a hypocrite ... ands ur most def not likely something to look at--- and ur claiming that ur all about knowledge and smarts...... meanwhile u sit at ur comp and type "dumb ugly whore" and other 7th grade comments about other people ... Dont u have anything better to do "Miss Intellectual" ??? haha ur a joke ... next time make some type of sense.... its obvious now that you have nothing going for yourself either ... Your insecure and childish ... dont kid yourself.

I can admit that im immature at times and yea im a college drop-out TWICE !! and my hair color is as fake as my effin skin color... but im not in denial about myself--- Im an asshole for ever contributing to this website and i regret it--- that was the single most immature and superficial thing ive ever done (well almost lol) im just a show-off and i love to be seen .... I knew u people were gunna be nasty but now its too the point where its just plain cruel ... and when i leave a cruel comment to sumone .. You people are all of a sudden shocked and outraged like HELLOOOOO u havent been doing the same thingggggggg ..... you people have too much time on ur hands ( me included) ... go do something productive-- it might make u feel better

Pictures make her nose look big but I am pretty sure that in person she is much prettier than in the pictures.

You are lucky it's Friday and Since de Mayo, because that makes me happy.... I get to leave work early.......... but if it was a Monday I would probably be forced to using curse words and blatant insults........... just don't be so full of yourself, and read the Lisa S. BLOTD posts, because you sound a lot like her in terms of crappy ego.....

IF I still drank and that picture was me, I would be holding either a Corona with Lime or a Fat Tire..........

the worst yet. what are some people thinking??

Kristen Davis, good call bro...

Rachael McAdams? Can you share your Keystone or other misc drugs with the rest of the bastardly community?

Now, she's cute and a bit hot, so I'd definitely hit it multiple times. I'd prefer to hit it much more than any of the weekly Indian chicks, but she got F*d by being put near Rachael and claiming similarities. Really, I see none... Alas, definitely bonable.

buttaface! she has a penis nose, fivehead, thin lips, big ego and in dire need of the brown bagga! but lets not point out the obvious...........

...she'll now show up with her novel-length diatribes of how we're all jealous, she's so great, we hate her because she's blonde...yada yada

And whats going on with that five-head receding hairline, you going bald mami?.

Get some collagen on those lips too, no one wants to kiss skin.

ps.. i bet this chick is what most of u bastardly posters closely resemble... I dont think we have any future playmates or models sitting at their comp checking Bastardly every few hours ( with the x-ception of yours truly--- but ive always been unique in every crowd im in ::grin:: )

Whoa!!!!!!!!!!! Even if the girl was as hot as fucking Petra, Alessandra, Adriana, Jessica Alba, etc., with the way she's talking about herself, I'd think she was a hag. I hate girls that extoll their own virtues. You know what? If you're really that damn hot, let someone else say it, ok? Also, FYI, you are cute. Not beautiful, not REALLY attractive. Cute. And, you don't look like Rachel McAdams, unless we're in some kind of weird parallel universe.

P.S. Conceited AND classy!!! Keystone Light? Geez.

maybe even a Vodka Tonic

Huge forehead, huge nose.
She might have been sarcastic when she said "I can see the resemblence." If not, the poor girl should have her vision checked.

If you're gonna send in your pictures at least make them somewhat classy. If you can't do classy, do ridiculously hot (by that I mean nude or close to it). These "All I cost are a few drinks" pictures are not flattering at all.

In the third picture to the right, she's cute. In the other ones, not so much.

but NOT Keystone........................ that's like drinking Naty Light or The Beast (Milwaukee's Best).......... total pig trough drippings.........

it is so appropriate that we have rachel mcadams picutres right below this so people can verify that you are indeed on crack
as far as celebrities this is a closer match
http://darkwing.uoregon.edu/~arobak/images/hawkgirl.jpg