I'd like to picnic with Alessandra Ambrosio
Friday, May 5th, 2006 when Paris usually finishes having sex by Jackson

I guess you could consider this shameless plug #3 to vote Alessandra #1 for Bastardly Sexiest Women...tonight I close the voting!!!
Happy Cinco De Mayo!!!!!
For you reference...shameless plug #1 and shamless plug #2.
Vote now for Bastardly Sexiest Women!
I promise I will not post anymore Alessandra, Adriana, Alba, or Petra for the rest of Cinco De Mayo!
























yes! i am first! she is hot.
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This woman is nothing but stunning. Sure I'd like to picnic with her, but the food in the basket woud not be touched since I would be eating something else.
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"higer john, swing me higher!"
"swing me higher than anyone has ever swung before!"
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She is hot those bikinis were not, reminded me of my grandmother's purse or couch. Whatever happen to one pieces, if they are cut right they can be hot too.
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Calinban: WRONG
Perfection in human form.
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O-V-E-R-R-A-T-E-D. How can a skinny cunt like this garner so much attention? The only thing good about her is it would be easier to dispose of her small, frail body after I kill the bitch.
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"Calinban: WRONG
Perfection in human form.'
????
What's wrong, that I find her hot or that I didn't like the bikinis? You don't make any sense especially when we both agree she is hot.
Don't make me quote Red Foreman.
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Crack.......which woman in your view deserves more attention?? Just wondering.
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OW! What a body.
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Hottest woman I've ever seen.. Her face, her lips.. her eyes, her body, her skin, and again.. her lips..
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Geez, you can just tell shes had a really awkward childhood. Im a little shorter than her, and definetly have quite a few more pounds on her but ive been pretty slim growing up. Let me tell you I had a rough time moving around my awkward limbs all the time but this girls life must have been hell. You can tell shes still uncomfortable with herself by the way she presents herself and I feel a little bad for her, but im guessing that grace is something that most 5'11, 104 pound models dont posess.
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you feel bad for someone who is considered by millions of men to be the most gorgeous woman on the planet?
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overrated bitch there is not one picture of her that is really striking
does the bastardly get paid or something to have so many pictures of her on this side??
what about some more laetitia casta , thats a real beauty
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She's like a goddess. I can't wait till she's legal...lol
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Dude what is your obsession with this skinny bitch.
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