Name Those Celebrity Eyes Staring @ You - A Bastardly Game

The rules of the game are simple:

1. We show you a pair of eyes
2. You guess the celebrity's name


If you enjoy doing this crap, you might also a couple Bastardly Games from the recent past…

The Bastardly “Match The Legs W/ The Anorexic” Game!

The Bastardly “Guess the Breasts” Game!

Ok, we'll start off really easy.



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26 Scandalous Comments

I knew it's Maniston, the clue's too easy........

Sunday, May 7th, 2006 @ 9:42pm
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wow, those were actually REALLY easy. which probably means i need to get a life.

Sunday, May 7th, 2006 @ 10:01pm
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someone needs to buy these women a mascara comb. jennifer, mariah and a couple others have 4 giant lashes.

Sunday, May 7th, 2006 @ 11:05pm
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who in the hell is the second girl?

Sunday, May 7th, 2006 @ 11:18pm
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whoa. some nasty toes on lady number two.

Sunday, May 7th, 2006 @ 11:24pm
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I didn't know two of them. I missed Jennifer and I have no idea who the second girl is. Oh no does this mean I don't have a life?!?!

Monday, May 8th, 2006 @ 2:03am
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WOAH isn't Amanda Bynes only like 20? Someone tell this girl to go to sleep her eyes are those of an 80-year-old granny! Check out the wrinkles dude! But she's still gorgeous. And woah is that Bai Ling in a decent outfit? If the world ending?

Monday, May 8th, 2006 @ 2:22am
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what the hell was mariah wearing? and her hair was awful and flat and she looked pregnant. wow.

Monday, May 8th, 2006 @ 2:43am
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*kathryn* - That "4 giant lash" trick is used to make thinner lashes stand out from farther away. It's a pretty shitty trick, but a popular red carpet one nonetheless.

Monday, May 8th, 2006 @ 2:48am
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I TOLD You lucy liu's eyes are crossed. Damn it and people find her sexy.

Monday, May 8th, 2006 @ 4:09am
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where is ray charles?

Monday, May 8th, 2006 @ 8:00am
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Liu is hot crosseyed or not....

Monday, May 8th, 2006 @ 9:45am
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ugh. on purpose? they should just buy some falsies.

Monday, May 8th, 2006 @ 2:38pm
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I only got 8 out of 15 right! This was way harder than the boob one.

I thought Mandy Moore was Catherine Zeta-Jones. Whoops.

Tuesday, May 9th, 2006 @ 10:58am
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damn all i got was keira's because of those dark brown brows with that blond hair, umm you can die those too hun.

Tuesday, June 6th, 2006 @ 12:19am
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maria looks like a cupcake, in a bad way

Tuesday, June 6th, 2006 @ 12:20am
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natalie imbruglia is pretty. pg. 11

Tuesday, September 5th, 2006 @ 11:19pm
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nice! I like Helena Christiansen. she's always in New York at some "Art thing"

Sunday, May 7th, 2006 @ 9:42pm
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Damn I am good, I only missed Amanda Bynes.

Monday, May 8th, 2006 @ 4:11am
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I did better at the boob & leg games! Dang it!

Monday, May 8th, 2006 @ 9:47am
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keira knightleys eyes are hard to miss.

Monday, May 8th, 2006 @ 5:48am
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Keira Knightley is an unique beauty!

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 @ 2:21pm
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I got all of them except for #3 woman and Amanda Bynes.

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 @ 5:55pm
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keira knightley looks very nice looking!

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 @ 7:34pm
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