Name Those Celebrity Eyes Staring @ You - A Bastardly Game
Sunday, May 7th, 2006 around evening with martini & women in hand by Moe
The rules of the game are simple:
1. We show you a pair of eyes
2. You guess the celebrity's name
If you enjoy doing this crap, you might also a couple Bastardly Games from the recent past…
The Bastardly “Match The Legs W/ The Anorexic†Game!
The Bastardly “Guess the Breasts†Game!
Ok, we'll start off really easy.

1. We show you a pair of eyes
2. You guess the celebrity's name
If you enjoy doing this crap, you might also a couple Bastardly Games from the recent past…
The Bastardly “Match The Legs W/ The Anorexic†Game!
The Bastardly “Guess the Breasts†Game!
Ok, we'll start off really easy.

























I knew it's Maniston, the clue's too easy........
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wow, those were actually REALLY easy. which probably means i need to get a life.
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someone needs to buy these women a mascara comb. jennifer, mariah and a couple others have 4 giant lashes.
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who in the hell is the second girl?
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whoa. some nasty toes on lady number two.
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I didn't know two of them. I missed Jennifer and I have no idea who the second girl is. Oh no does this mean I don't have a life?!?!
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WOAH isn't Amanda Bynes only like 20? Someone tell this girl to go to sleep her eyes are those of an 80-year-old granny! Check out the wrinkles dude! But she's still gorgeous. And woah is that Bai Ling in a decent outfit? If the world ending?
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what the hell was mariah wearing? and her hair was awful and flat and she looked pregnant. wow.
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*kathryn* - That "4 giant lash" trick is used to make thinner lashes stand out from farther away. It's a pretty shitty trick, but a popular red carpet one nonetheless.
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I TOLD You lucy liu's eyes are crossed. Damn it and people find her sexy.
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where is ray charles?
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Liu is hot crosseyed or not....
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ugh. on purpose? they should just buy some falsies.
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I only got 8 out of 15 right! This was way harder than the boob one.
I thought Mandy Moore was Catherine Zeta-Jones. Whoops.
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damn all i got was keira's because of those dark brown brows with that blond hair, umm you can die those too hun.
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maria looks like a cupcake, in a bad way
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natalie imbruglia is pretty. pg. 11
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nice! I like Helena Christiansen. she's always in New York at some "Art thing"
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Steff: summer attice
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Damn I am good, I only missed Amanda Bynes.
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I did better at the boob & leg games! Dang it!
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keira knightleys eyes are hard to miss.
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Keira Knightley is an unique beauty!
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I got all of them except for #3 woman and Amanda Bynes.
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keira knightley looks very nice looking!
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