2006 NCLR ALMA Awards on ABC to have Hottest Dance Sequence in the History of Television
Monday, May 8th, 2006 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe

From the official award show website:
The National Council of La Raza (NCLR), largest national Hispanic civil rights and advocacy organization in the U.S., announces the return of the NCLR ALMA Awards in a prime-time spot on ABC Monday, June 5 (9:30-11:00 p.m. EST)! The NCLR ALMA Awards honors outstanding Latino artistic achievement in television, film, and music and the enhancement of the Latino image in the entertainment industry.
This year's program will be hosted by Eva Longoria (wonder how she got hooked up w/ that job...?) Regardless of what it says above, this award show is basically an attempt to bring together all the hot Latinas in the entertainment industry under one roof so all the rich producers & directors can see who they want to use in future projects (and sleep w/ in the process, of course).
Now, w/out further doodoo, here are more snaps from what appears to be the hottest dance sequence to ever be shown on television. The level of hotness is baffling to me.
























ugh, pass........
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Damn! Eva Shlongoria is skinnier than a toothpick!!!!
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Is that Carmen Electra in those pics? If so shes looking good. I should goto hollywood get a buncha peircings and tattos and some black nail polish and mascara and maybe I can score with a chick like that...
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roselyn, carmen, eva, paulina, who's the other chic?
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Carmon is so beautiful, Eva can't dance worth a crap and you can tell from the pics.
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eva's still super hot though!!
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Eva kinda looks clownish here.
I love dance photo stills... everyone looks ridiculous.
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whats with the ghetto cowboy? I would've dressed like a douchebag to be onstage with these chicks
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Carmen Electra? I thought this was a La Raza thing. Is she Hispanic?
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Digglesworth, the other lady is Lisa Velez from Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam. She looks pretty good. Oh and isn't Carmen Electra white?????
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shes part native american..(carmen)
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[...] Here’s a quick little Bastardly Matchup between two of our favorite Latinas…Roselyn Sanchez and Eva Longoria. We’re under a week away from the ALMA Awards being aired on ABC with the hottest dance sequence in the history of television. Here we have the host, Eva Longoria, and Roselyn Sanchez, who had the amazing upskirt that night. [...]
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[...] Tonight is the night that ABC will finally air (what Bastardly has declared) the “Hottest Dance Sequence in the History of Television”. Yes, I have no problem giving free plugs for this award show, unlike the MTV Movie Awards (I know you folks at MTV had enough money to buy real adspace from us like Dane Cook did!) [...]
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La Raza = Mexican (and then only Mexican-Native), but I'm not sure - b/c well, I'm not Mexican.
However, I do know that when "La Raza" is mentioned - it generally does not include other, non-Mexican Hispanics.
I think this show is for ALL Hispanics. Although, having it hosted by a Latina who can't speak Spanish is pretty lame.
But whatever.
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
P.S. I have no idea what Carmen Electra is doing on that show - other than for gratuitous T & A, although with all the gratuitous T & A on Latin TV, you'd think they would have gotten some more ethnicity-appropriate.
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Almost forgot:
The other chick (in reference to #11) is the wife on the George Lopez show, not Lisa from Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam. Last I saw of Lisa she got really, really fat.
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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