Borderline Buttaface Roselyn Sanchez @ ALMA Awards

You guys are mental. She is absolutely hot! If she walked past you in that dress you would pop the most major of boners before retiring in your smelly damp messy room, to tease on out whilst fantasising that she knew your name. Most of the time the butters calls are fair, but this is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay off the mark.

aww you guys are so wrong on this one...this is one hott lady!!

I gotta call it like I see it, baby!

Your website just lost a lot of respect with me. The only way to regain it will be to repost a statement you were wrong. You glorify dogshit looking women like Jade ("girl of the day') and you slam an amazing woman like Rosalyn Sanchez - WTF????

Mike, we'll miss you here, well, actually not really. I look forward to your commenting in the future under a different nickname since your IP and subnet more than likely won't change. Have a great day!

Roselyn's hot. Not even close to a buttaface. You're out of your mind.

Not close to buttaface, but too big of a nose.

Quintessential butta! Her plastic surgeon oughta be ashamed.

you bastardly guys turn my stomach
how dare you rip someone I find attractive
you must think as i do or DIE
i will only return if you prostrate yourselves in front of me
and alow me to step on your toes with my golf shoes

ok but wtf is up with her upper abdomen? does she have a negative stomach and it's been sucked inwards so her ribs horribly protude? or does she have a butt under her boobs?

I dunno as much as I love everybody here at the bastardly, I must say it takes more then a nose to make a buttaface. Sure she's got a schnozz but you can overlook that...just get the doggystyle goin on and you won't even notice....set your beer on her back and goto town...

Her nose IS looking a little strange, but I wanted to comment on the brown haired J. Simpson. It's not so much the hair but that dress, holy God, that dress is agony. It makes her boobs look like a witch's nose.

Now Moe, I know I love you very much, but right now, you are a just a stupid ass. The woman is gorgeous! So what if her nose is a little strange, it actually works to make her beauty, interestingly flawed and approachable. If anything J. Simpson is a brown bagga over this stunner!

man, i never knew there were so many Roselyn fans here...

Her face just looks odd to me, I guess.

First off Moe, you are a man, isn't the face the least of your interests? And by the time you look at all the pretty parts, you'd be woozy anyway, why are you noticing the odd nose? Its not "ugly" just weird, and bewbies always cancel out weird features, actually weird features are hot to me.

[...] Just to set the record straight, to me, Roselyn Sanchez is nowhere near borderline butterface status. I think she’s like damn hot and would love to make Bastardly good-looking children with her. So here she comes in at #44 on Bastardly Sexiest Women 2006. I’d think she would’ve been a little higher but I can’t complain since she didn’t even make FHM’s Top 100. To emulate her hotness…first go and watch Rush Hour 2 again and become a fan of Snoopy…then go watch Boat Trip and see what she does with a banana….’nuff said. [...]

Obviously from what I've seen on the website, the creators must either be gay, or just not straight. Idiots.

ya, we're horrible people.

when i see a fucked up nose, i gotta call it out, baby! She's still hot in my book, but from the neck down. haha

we still love you people, though!

Wait a minute - what if we transplanted Lisa S.'s head onto her body? Would she have a shot at Playmate then?