Salma Hayek - Bastardly Sexiest Women 2006 - #9

Damn... can't believe she's 40 (or as good as)

John: I love gooooooooooold!

no one can deny that she has a killer body, I know I can't. :)

yeah just try and deny it i dare you
you will find your brain begin to tighten and breathing will become difficult
sweat will stain any clothing you might be wearing and might flow so profusely that it will splash onto your loved ones or any other person you might be near
like if you are in an elevator or something
the strain of your attempeted denial will begin to take a physical toll on your body
if you persist in your mad attempt to anger God
blood will begin to flow from places that is was not meant to
like your fingernails and ears
and you will die a horrible gurgling death like the french bad guy in "kiss of the dragon"

lillyspryte goldmember was my favorite austin powers movie
the best is when goldmember saves his scabs for later

John, you could have simply stated that all people who attempt to deny her hotness would be stricken with Anthrax, that way they would have to do the actual work of researching the symptoms online. But then you wouldn't be you ;-)

Goldmember: [picking skin off his back] Ooh yesh. Yesh yesh yesh yesh. This is a keeper.

john, hahahah!!! I KNOW!! and I put a frickin comment exactly at midnight Friday night saying that voting was closed... and 25 minutes later I get another list.. and then another and another. I say even at the end of the year there'll still be people leaving lists... I'm taking the title away from the Natalee Holloway posts for being most commented!!!!

# 9 Tuxman's list = Carmen Luvana, still an ethnic piece of azz. I'm sticking to my guns on this one!! Salma is very attractive, and I think one time i heard her say that she doesn't have to work out, and eats what ever she wants!! Amazing, some people can just get away w/ that!!

the woman is a goddess.

jackson.i hope the list gets longer.... :)

glimmer, once I reveal who's #1 on Friday, that post will also include the list of the official Top 100.

Yeah that body is WOMANLY for certain. Good choice for sure.

She's a tranny. So her body must be fake. She can eat what she wants cos she's got a manly metabolism, der... I wonder when the truth will come out... hmmm... Just like that "Something about Miriam" show. Now Miriam really was hot... lol

Can't you just close the comments, Jackson?
You know Alessandra will always be my #1

I want to see the list beat out Natalie Holloway!! THat's such an unbastardly post to have Most Commented Honors on this site...

glimmer...don't get me wrong I'd "work out" w/ either of them ( Carmen, Salma ) anytime!! and believe me I would MAKE it count....fear the penguin!

not too pretty but definitely sexy!she deserves her rank.

Moose.....Alessandra is also my #1.

tuxman, i'm glad your willing to take one for team bastardly. :)

met her in real life. very sweet, and hotter in person. built like an hourglass... the 8th wonder of the world! gorgeous!

goddamn shes fine!

These photos should be required viewing for every anorexic, too-skinny chick. A little cushion is a nice thing, especially when the curves and padding are in the right places. Salma Hayek the antidote for the hipless, assless, and titless starlets. Muy Caliente.

she should have been higher on this list.. shes STUNNING.. everything about her is great.. and her body is unreal

She is stunning.=). Love the first pic on the last page. But Alessandra's my #1 aswell guys!!!

She doesnt have a face for modelling...but for acting yes.

perfect body.....i'm so jealos

Her body is simply heavenly. I don’t know and I don’t care if it's all natural or has been helped along the way cause she makes me drool and I'm straight! And I definitely agree with the other comments and think she should have been higher up then 9!

I wouldn't say that she's the hottest woman ever, yet just looking at her make-a me crazy. A good pick, though I didn't vote for her.

Anyone who doubts how hot she is should see Dusk til Dawn.

4' 10" of pure hotness.. Simply gorgeous..

Here again is Carmen Luvana....my # 9. New interview for all the bastardly guys!!

http://www.eros-zine.com/articles/2006-05-02/carmen_luvana/

she has a really good bod!!! despite her lack of height...and she is 40! GOD!

I've seen a million pictures of Salma thats hotter then these so if anyone here is judging her looks from these then you should atleast google her first, she is the perfect woman and that scene in dusk to dawn almost made my friggen heart stop (blood going other places anyway:)

She is so hot and is sexier than any bitches out there . beyonce ,eva or J lo eat you'r heart out !!! this is the number one girl and she is a older woman . amazing !

if she looks like a man it must be a beautiful man then, well no man looks like her , how can you compare her to a man, all herfeatures are feminne not like a man, mans features a too ugly, to compare her with, you are crazy if you think you looks like a man, no man looks like a beatiful woman,thats disgusting i guess you must like man then,yuck

no 37 and 38 white women are beauty queens of the earth. Every man wishes he was with a white girl. Salma Hayek is an ugly bitch by the way she does look like an ugly man. You must be a stinky mexican to be complimenting this ugly bitch with her ugly popeye looking face. Salma hayek is an ugly bitch.

fuk u last comment peron u jelous son of a bitch your a ugly fuk on a comp with no life i can tell by your comments

her face can look a little manly
like in the first pic
but that all washes away when you get a look at the body
it is toit!

hey jackson what is the over under on how long people will keep leaving their top 10?

tuxman that's because 'works outs' with you.. *don't count* :)

omg she is so beautiful, i know people have their own taste, this is my kind of taste dark look, not blonde, blonde is not beautiful

She is Stunning!

oooh...*drooool*...this woman..is...a...GODESS!!!!!!!...

holy shit u people r fuckin jelous as fuk and whatever
white blonde bitch was calling this absolutley sexy beautiful stunning dark mexican woman ugly is a fuckin jelous ass bitch...hahaha your juss jelous cuz u crackers
r soooo incredibley poorly built figure wise!!!!
and helll noooo im a dude and blondes r soooo not attractive to me!!!! btw im italian and DONT lik white
girls im only attracted to black#1 latina#2 nd asians#3!!!
NO OFFENSE TO WHITE GIRLS BUT ITS TRU U ARENT ALL THAT
ATTRACTIVE.