UK Prostitute Jordan Wearing Anorexic WhoreShorts
Monday, May 8th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Someone pull this woman aside & explain to her that she's now a mommy & can't go around whoring herself @ various clubs in & around London.
Also, she needs one of her clients to buy her a new pair of whoreshorts b/c those things she has on right now are just not cutting it.
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i just vomited
hey jordan and i have something in common!
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ya, she is not lookin to hot these days, those legs are nicole ritchie'esque. I would kill my mom if she dressed all slutty like that.
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Oh my....she looks deformed..
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LOL does anyone else think she looks like she stole spongebob squarepants shorts?!? hahahah
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that's pretty funny jess
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damn response delay
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She looks like a younger version of Janice Dickenson. Both are nasty.
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hahaha! i think i saw those shoes on sale for 6 pounds over the weekend in london...
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I never quite noticed her fivehead before.
Mascara is definitely regrettable. "Hello I am Jordan, and I have spiders for eyes."
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weird,she looked better in her sex video....
maybe the first person to look better in a sex vid. hmm... oh......
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eeeewwwwweee...she has the grossest sausage toes
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How tall is she?
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We've got butter
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I've seen better legs on a chair
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.....and a better face on a clock
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Mother of God!!! She is disgusting.
I just vomited in my mouth, wondered whether I should spit or swallow, I spat.
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Where does he tuck his dick in those shorts?
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GROSS!!!!
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wtf- EW. she looks like janice dickinson.
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I'd still bang the sh*t out of her, your right Moe!!!
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She looks like one of the Metalunans from MST3K's This Island Earth:
I can't find any pics of Exeter or Brack, but I will post them if I find any good ones
or maybe even the drone brain bug thing:
http://www.scifi.com/sfw/cool/sfw12478.html
http://crow-t-robot.home.mindspring.com/reviews_mst3ktm.html
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I smell a Bastardly match-off! Her legs and shorts vs. this!
http://www.shippony.com/coolestkid/clipart/spongebob-image-02.gif
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wow i used to think she was pretty
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my last comment didn't paste, but I was saying she looks like one of the Metalunans from MST3K's mocking of This Island Earth (think Brack or Exeter), or maybe even one of the mutant drone brain bugs from Metaluna:
http://crow-t-robot.home.mindspring.com/reviews_mst3ktm.html
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and she has nicole's anklet tattoo
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If she wrapped those legs around anyone, the unlucky recipient would be shredded all to hell by her almost-bare femurs.
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