Kara Monaco Pluggin' the 2006 Playmate of the Year Issue

Wow- I have to say it again:

Right Lisa Stupid, Playboy showcases true beauty. Which is why “playmates” grace the cover of Vogue, the runways of Paris, and have inspired great artists throughout time with their bleach jobs, orange skin, and implants. YOU SURE ARE A SMART ONE!

I doubt you'll even get the joke that is you on this bastardly site.

this chick is painfully average

I must say, this chick is just blah. Very cute blonde chick, but I mean, there are other pretty ones too, why does she get the front cover? The centerfold is fine, but I think Hugh is phoning these chicks in.

She's cute. Too bad she's making Hef richer.

Hold up...calm...I think the Bastardly is fun and traffic-worthy, just putting things in context.

lisa s... sleeping with the right people *starts* with sleeping with tuxman/iceman etc... :)

ubercute !!!!11

'To Lisa S’ credit, I really think she has a chance @ Playboy if she can…

1. Trim down a little (ONLY A LITTLE!!!)
2. Tone the bod
3. And most importantly, sleep w/ the right people.'

What!! Loose weight?????? U cant be serious... im 5'9 and 125 lbs .. u really think i shuld lose weight>>>???

Oh yeaa !! i forgot about that... I didnt submit that Black picture of me... what happend was the Editor of playboy mag took it from my myspace bc all i sent in were nudes... and i got a call from the editor like 2 weeks after i submitted and he told me he was interested.... but then he cut down the number of girls from like 12 to 9.. and i got cut... so i didnt get to shoot for that issue .... and i have noo idea why he would pick that pic of me out of all of the ones i had up.. but i guess he liked that one.. lol dont ask! but yeaa thats for all you people who didnt think i couldnt make playboy when i got a call-back when 1000's of girls submitted to be in the contest--- So dont say shit cuzz now you look dumb ! =-)

lisa show us your nude pics !

Maybe Heff is reading...

I really didn't understand what this obsession with Lisa S. was all about until I looked her up more. Now I see why you always make these cruel comments about her. She has completely deluded herself into thinking she has a ghost of a chance of being picked to be in Playboy. Just going by her looks ONLY her skin is way too bronzed like she tried tanning and then slathered on some nasty fake tanner that became all blotchy and streaky. Her nose is a scary extension of her face. And her gross uncombed hair looked like she dyed it over and over again because she wanted to be a platinum blonde and only succeeded in making it look like the color I've seen on my grandma. And for the love of god please wear more make-up... trying to go somewhat natural REALLY looked bad on you!

I will say that she does have potential. IF she lost the nasty bodybuilder tan, let her eybrows grow in a little, gave her poor hair a break and pick a more natural color, go see a skilled surgeon and have it refine her nose, and since she is obviously far from intelligent, be at least sweet and nice, she MAY have a chance at Playboy. As it goes she'll never be pretty enough to warrant her being such a conceited bitch.

blah blah blah Lisa S blah blah

Honey, ya just don't get it you're not in VOGUE....it's Playboy for God's sake. It's in no way pretty and certainly not beautiful, just slutty. And you're absolutely that. You look DUMB, darling.

yeah but she's not in playboy
Lisa S you might already be a centerfold
just order the two magazines of your choice and you will be entered to win
one forgettable naked picture in the girls of myspace spread.

im not in playboy ! i never said that-- can u read??? But dont doubt me--- better yet.. Please Do.. It makes me work harder... You can all have ur own opinions about Playboy and blondes--- thats fine your entitled ... But dont shit on other peoples dreams just because theyre different from ur own ...

why must the topic turn from the cute girl who is ACTUALLY in playboy? besides isn't playboy for pretty, non-run of the mill sluts though?

but yeaa thats for all you people who didnt think i couldnt make playboy when i got a call-back--------------------

Idiot, you did not MAKE Playboy. YOU will never make Playboy. It's not gonna happen.

"u really think i shuld lose weight>>>???"

No, because you are a butt-HER-face, your body is ok. However, you are so stupid you can't even SPELL SHOULD right. (Or is it write?? Hmmmm, can YOU figure it out Lisa Stupid? I bet not.) Anyhow, it is not spelled "shuld." I know damn well it was not a typo.
Don't people learn how to spell should in the first grade or something? It is one of those words you learn EARLY on.
Lisa S., you are just pathetic, tiresome, stupid AND ugly. Please get over your fucked up nose with ugly man looking face self.
Good God, I fucking had it with this insane, stupid, delusional, tranny.....I mean chick.

Kara is pretty, but she's very plain pretty. She just looks like your typical blah blonde hottie. and no offence, but she looks really smutty. Like out of porno. She's not as classy-looking as the other playmates have been. And why do fucking women insist on wearing that disgusting black eye makeup? Yes there is nothing wrong with wearing eye shadow or eyeliner but those girls that insist on covering up every inch of their eye area with it in that disgusting shade of greyish black! It is tacky! Compared to the gorgeous Joanna Krupa this bitch ain't got nothing on her.

Okay lets not get HOSTILE my god. Bad spelling doesn't necissarily mean unintelligent. Believe me I know... Im very smart and I still spell simple words wrong. I just never got top marks in spelling, big deal.

I think Lisa S. Needs to listen to the constructive parts of the critisism because so many people are saying the same things. If so many people are saying loose the overly orange tan, and go with a different hair color, and let the eyebrows grow in a little.... maybe you should listen to them.

If so many people are saying loose the overly orange tan, and go with a different hair color, and let the eyebrows grow in a little…. maybe you should listen to them.If so many people are saying loose the overly orange tan, and go with a different hair color, and let the eyebrows grow in a little…. maybe you should listen to them.

"maybe you should listen to them."
alot of people seem to be saying this
why should she listen to anyone on this site?

I still love you Lisa S. I know you can get into playboy, and i will purchase the first issue...

DEAR ICEMAN, I THINK YOU JUST SAVED YOURSELF $5.99. (OR WHATEVER THE COST OF A PLAYBOY MAG IS NOW.)

Iceman, you are truly in love aren't you? You should correspond with her offline, I think your penis is in desperate need of attention.

kara monaco? dumb name. she's no better looking than your run-of-the-mill porn star. failure to stiffy. tera patrick. that's wood material.

omg i want that velvet outfit

Hugh picked her just because she played the princess in Disney and that was an attention grabber. Why do all his play toys all have the same hair color?? No one has an opinion of their own.

the velvet onesie thing is UGLY. besides that, she's pretty typical looking. Not as porn star-ish as the average Playboy Playmate, just a cute blonde with too much makeup.

Well, I've met Miss Kara Monaco on a few occasions and she is quite the stunner. Very naturally beautiful - without all the make up on is better in my opinion, but beautiful with or without. Although I am not a fan of Playboy, I must say that she has one of the best personalities in the industry as far as I'm concerned. There are far too many "diva's" out there that are MORE than a pain to work with. Kara truely deserves the recognition and I'm very proud of her.

hi beautiful i need more pics of you.
i really like you.

Pissing turpentine on the bonfire.

Let's save Lisa the trouble and post for her, I'll start:

Lisa: Thank you Bastardly for your need to get traffic to your ads by mentioning my name. Your wretched taste (it's not just a game, right?) has made my decade. Now all I have to do is save up for some plastic bags and have them stuffed under my chest skin!

And to all you pathetic posters who actually post just as much or less than me, you are all just jealous of my amazing good looks and genuine self esteem.

Omg i love her! shes insanely cute =-)

'To Lisa S’ credit, I really think she has a chance @ Playboy if she can…

1. Trim down a little (ONLY A LITTLE!!!)
2. Tone the bod
3. And most importantly, sleep w/ the right people.'

What!! Loose weight?????? U cant be serious... im 5'9 and 125 lbs .. u really think i shuld lose weight>>>???

are you in playboy?

BLIH EFF U.. ISNT FAISAL AN ARABIC NAME?? U SHUD B ASHAMED OV UR SELF U BASTARD !!!!!!

Welcome Mike. But there's nothing "sweet and nice" about her, and that is her main flaw.

*maybe you should listen to them*

No shit!!!! Yes Lisa slut LISTEN up. And you should also LISTEN to the dozens or more comments about all the rhinoplasty you should get for that bulby looking big ugly nose of yours too while you are at it.
Playboy??? LMAO!!!!

Oh and by the way-
Picture the above without the aforementioned fakery and no makeup- no one would look twice. It's all you can do to be special in this world, Lisa Stupid...*cry*

"Lisa: Thank you Bastardly for your need to get traffic to your ads by mentioning my name."

HEY!! Come on, now!! Was there really a need to take a shot @ both the site & Lisa @ the same time?

hey lisa s look the bastardly society/foum thing and look at the playboy+myspace post... :)

My buddy just called me, and this girl we used to party w/ in High School, worked, and I think still works at Hooters, and he just saw her in this months playboy!! I have to go get it!!! Sounds like she's still got it!!!

*maybe you should listen to them*

No shit!!!! Yes Lisa slut LISTEN up. And you should also LISTEN to the dozens or more comments about all the rhinoplasty you should get for that bulby looking big ugly nose of yours too while you are at it.
Playboy??? LMAO!!!!

O....M....G.......she really believes it.

KARA IS A BITCH. KARA IS A CUNT. KARA IS A WHORE. KARA IS A SLUT. I HATE KARA. KARA DESERVES TO GET GANG RAPED AND DIE FROM AIDS.

Kara is OK but doesn't look so hot without any makeup.

Not nearly as cute as Sara Underwood or Tamara Witmer.