26 Scandalous Comments

I dig her dark hair. So wait, she's pregnant now?

Tuesday, May 9th, 2006 @ 1:25pm
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no, i think she gave birth a while back...she's definitely in the Bastardly MILF Institute!

Tuesday, May 9th, 2006 @ 1:29pm
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that guy is so frickin UGLY!Eww.

Tuesday, May 9th, 2006 @ 1:35pm
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head band
half buttoned shirt
shitty goatee
horrible necklace and braclet
this guy is a train wreck

Tuesday, May 9th, 2006 @ 1:46pm
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She's married to a gay dude?

Tuesday, May 9th, 2006 @ 1:52pm
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OMG!!! Look at her mug here.....(hope this works!)

http://ca.askmen.com/women/models_100/113c_katie_price.html

Tuesday, May 9th, 2006 @ 2:02pm
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shes hott-- who is she??

Tuesday, May 9th, 2006 @ 2:18pm
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Jordan was famous for being a lads mag/car mag babe from back in the day, here in the UK.

Then she had some mega tits done and got a bit more fame.

Meanwhile, Peter Andre is an Aussie, famous for doing a couple of routine, but catchy pop songs, and having a well-defined 6-pack. Apparently, that's all in the past though.

These two hooked it up on UK's Im a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, which they went on to upgrade their celebrity grade from 'Z' (or whatever).

And so was formed a celebrity camera-whoring couple, for all us bastards to be bastardly about.

On a related note, I like Jordan from the neck down.

Tuesday, May 9th, 2006 @ 2:27pm
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Can anyone say" Ricccccccccccccccccccccccccoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Sauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeee.
The dudes weak

Tuesday, May 9th, 2006 @ 4:54pm
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I have no idea who these people are. They look fairly random

Tuesday, May 9th, 2006 @ 4:56pm
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he does look like gerardo
good call

Tuesday, May 9th, 2006 @ 4:58pm
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She drove really fast on Top Gear.

Tuesday, May 9th, 2006 @ 8:30pm
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who the fuck are they?

Wednesday, May 10th, 2006 @ 5:56am
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^ refer to #10.

Wednesday, May 10th, 2006 @ 7:25am
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Shes hot.

Wednesday, May 10th, 2006 @ 7:46am
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He looks like a coked up Gotti boy!

Wednesday, May 10th, 2006 @ 3:31pm
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Did he have as much plastic done to him as she did? 2 for 1 discount?

Thursday, May 11th, 2006 @ 8:34am
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holy crap, that guy is nassssty. Jordan is pretty, and i really like the dark hair color, but her boobs are much too large in proportion to the rest of her.

Thursday, May 18th, 2006 @ 1:30am
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you are all fuck heads u don't even know jordan and pete so why talk crap about them they have went throulgh a lot and they don't need you fucker talking about them all the time try saying it to there faces not behind there back silly bastards

Wednesday, August 9th, 2006 @ 9:45am
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Man, she is hot. I like her bandana. Wait...that's a guy? Even better! I'm Tony Myers and I'm gay.

Friday, August 18th, 2006 @ 2:09pm
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hey - more power to Little Steven for being able to land a smokin' younger chick with major league yabbos! i bet her mom is an E Street groupie!

Sunday, August 20th, 2006 @ 12:56am
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ALL THE PEOPLE THAT ARE SLATING JORDAN MUST BE SAD AND UGLY.

SHE'S VERY STRIKING AND STUNNING AND I THINK SHE KNOWS THAT TOO, AND I DONT THINK SHE CARES ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE SAY

JORDAN IS BEAUTIFUL STANDARD

Saturday, September 16th, 2006 @ 11:42am
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Hi Sam! Photos i send on e-mail.
Green

Wednesday, April 25th, 2007 @ 6:31am
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i think jordan is cool i worship her

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 4:36pm
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if anything, he looks like her pimp

Tuesday, May 9th, 2006 @ 1:48pm
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They both like it in the pooper!!! He looks like a lost transvestite. He is gross. She is not much better but looks a hell of allot better than yesterdays pics.

Tuesday, May 9th, 2006 @ 1:50pm
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