Jordan & Peter Andre: Candidate for 2006 Oddest Couple
Tuesday, May 9th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

These two look hilarious to me for some reason.
Anyway, these photos come from last night's 2006 Sony Radio Academy Awards held in London.
Try to enjoy it...
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I dig her dark hair. So wait, she's pregnant now?
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no, i think she gave birth a while back...she's definitely in the Bastardly MILF Institute!
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that guy is so frickin UGLY!Eww.
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head band
half buttoned shirt
shitty goatee
horrible necklace and braclet
this guy is a train wreck
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She's married to a gay dude?
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OMG!!! Look at her mug here.....(hope this works!)
http://ca.askmen.com/women/models_100/113c_katie_price.html
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shes hott-- who is she??
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Jordan was famous for being a lads mag/car mag babe from back in the day, here in the UK.
Then she had some mega tits done and got a bit more fame.
Meanwhile, Peter Andre is an Aussie, famous for doing a couple of routine, but catchy pop songs, and having a well-defined 6-pack. Apparently, that's all in the past though.
These two hooked it up on UK's Im a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, which they went on to upgrade their celebrity grade from 'Z' (or whatever).
And so was formed a celebrity camera-whoring couple, for all us bastards to be bastardly about.
On a related note, I like Jordan from the neck down.
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Can anyone say" Ricccccccccccccccccccccccccoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Sauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeee.
The dudes weak
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I have no idea who these people are. They look fairly random
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he does look like gerardo
good call
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She drove really fast on Top Gear.
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who the fuck are they?
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^ refer to #10.
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Shes hot.
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He looks like a coked up Gotti boy!
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Did he have as much plastic done to him as she did? 2 for 1 discount?
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holy crap, that guy is nassssty. Jordan is pretty, and i really like the dark hair color, but her boobs are much too large in proportion to the rest of her.
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you are all fuck heads u don't even know jordan and pete so why talk crap about them they have went throulgh a lot and they don't need you fucker talking about them all the time try saying it to there faces not behind there back silly bastards
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Man, she is hot. I like her bandana. Wait...that's a guy? Even better! I'm Tony Myers and I'm gay.
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hey - more power to Little Steven for being able to land a smokin' younger chick with major league yabbos! i bet her mom is an E Street groupie!
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ALL THE PEOPLE THAT ARE SLATING JORDAN MUST BE SAD AND UGLY.
SHE'S VERY STRIKING AND STUNNING AND I THINK SHE KNOWS THAT TOO, AND I DONT THINK SHE CARES ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE SAY
JORDAN IS BEAUTIFUL STANDARD
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Hi Sam! Photos i send on e-mail.
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i think jordan is cool i worship her
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if anything, he looks like her pimp
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They both like it in the pooper!!! He looks like a lost transvestite. He is gross. She is not much better but looks a hell of allot better than yesterdays pics.
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