Name Those Lips - A Bastardly Game
Tuesday, May 9th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
The rules are simple:
1. We show you a random photo of lips & a chin
2. You guess the celebrity's name
Have fun & check out our other games.
Here's the first one:

1. We show you a random photo of lips & a chin
2. You guess the celebrity's name
Have fun & check out our other games.
Here's the first one:


























cameron diaz has one of the ugliest mouths i have ever seen
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Speaking of Petra Nemcova, she is now dating freakin' Nick LeChey I can't get it what the fuck do women see in this ass dumpling?
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He's probably hung like a horse...
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I know this is exactly how I felt when I heard the news...a tear came to my eyes. This guy is freakin infecting half of hollywoods hottest women with whatever std he's got. Funny thing is that I always thought he was gay and marrying jessica was a publicity thing so he could go back to is gay ass music carrear. Kinda like when Elton John got married
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What the fuck is wrong with Scarlet Johansson's bottom teeth?
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hotbabe, it freaks me out! Her entire mouth looks wretched...... and Cameron Diaz' mouth is just effing nasty.
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Petra Nemcova and Jessica Alba are both very pretty and classy women..you don't hear about them slutting it up and such. But is it just me, or are they extremely overated? Granted..very pretty, but not sensational. Adriana Lima gets my vote.
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i would like to bash naomi's head in with a cell phone circa 1987
and then break open the battery and pour the caustic contents into the wound
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Scarlett and Cameron have some jacked up grills. Pink Sugar I agree with you about Petra, very very pretty, lovely even, but not "hot". I don't see how she inspires dirty sexual thoughts. Jessica is a very good looking woman, but I think she has to get a little older or more intelligent before the "sexy factor" moves in.
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wow, I can see polish words on Michael Douglas's picture. What a nice surprise
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the first black lips were nasty and yeah the two crooked teeth on scarlett are weird and of course camerons are ugly
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Jackson,
I live in Bmore and all the radio stations were saying how Petra was with Kyle Boller at the Kentucky Derby. Who knows how they know, but they say he's already made plans to have her come to a game.
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omg!!!! scarlett has sum fucked up bottom teeth!!!!!
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i never realized how busted scarletts teeth were.
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A lot of fake teeth I see. I got a good amount right.
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Scarlett's bottom teeth a really crooked and her top teeth look like they have been rebuilt or something (veneers anyone?).
It looks like the girl must have a hell lot of trouble eating with those!
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[...] If you have a lip fetish, this must seriously be your lucky week. Enjoy our second installment of Name Those Lips. See the first here one, if you’re interested. [...]
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I don't know who the black woman is on page three, but what's up with the hair? She looks like she needs to see a Dr. and get a prescription for Propecia. Her hair starts about halfway back her head. On the upside, she is peeking a little sweet, dark, chocolate nip.
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Scarlett’s top teeth were photoshopped to be whiter, her real teeth are really yellow. And can see Star Jone's teeth has food or plaque stuck in between them.
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Say it ain't so!!!!!
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MOTHER FUCKER!!!
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he is a manwhore extrodinare
if he and paris hilton ever got together they might form a whorish black hole that would attract all whores inextricably to them
god bless him
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Yuk, Naomi's mouth is nasty but check out her hands. They look like leather.
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Dude, what an upgrade...to go from that superficial whorebag who's dumb as a rock to fucking petra nemcova!!
God for him.
bastard.
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