Petra Nemcova - Bastardly Sexiest Women 2006 - #5
Wednesday, May 10th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Sorry Moe, looks like Petra Nemcova only comes in at #5 of our Top 10 Bastardly Sexiest Women. Even with possibly the greatest campaign poster ever there were 4 ladies who got more Bastardly love than Petra... oh well, everyone be sure to donate to her Happy Hearts Fund!!!
























last pic, 1st page... the Underboob! She is deserving of a spot in the top 5, she is naturally sexy all the way. :)
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yes lilyspryte, i love the reverse cleavage shot... too hot to be the opening pic... might be NSFW to some.
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hey what the hell is heidi klum doing in there!
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These are actually the sexiest pics I've seen of her, she usually just looks "cute" in shots. Very nice. Uh oh, I'm suspecting this is going to be an all white chick list, . ( Well Salma is Latina, but she's white Latina and Arabic - )
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You guys saved my life. If Petra wasn't in the top 5 I was prepared to swallow all this rat poison and end it. Thanks you fuckers, now I am sure that we will see a bunch of highly overrated sluts in numbers 1-4 especially that twig bitch allessandra. Adriana Lima is deserving of a top spot though. Jolie should DEFINITELY NOT be anywhere this side of africa in that list. If you put Jolie in there you might as well stick Madonna in there too. How about Beatrice Arthur? Fucking idiots.
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you know jolie is going to be on there though crack
that alien limbed whore
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Yeah why is Heidi Klum stuck in there.. lol thats funny.
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i knew it was coming, it just gonna be a showdown between Jessica Alba and Adriana Lima. here's hoping jess would win....
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She is definitely a "Top 5" girl! That pic with the underboob thing going on is good...her face in that one is gonna be hard to beat in the top 4! Even the one of her in the water totally tan is classy. All rosy cheeks and sunkissed...vs. pleathery...you can tan with class...it is possible.
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Man the last picture where she has those leg warmers on is beautiful.
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Finally, some hot pics of this gal! Good work, BASTARDLY.
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wow, pictures makes her look better than I thought.
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Haha Heidi Klum is pulling a Where's Waldo.
Petra is just beautiful. I think I forgot her on my incomplete list. Shameful!
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Yes Moose, shame on you!
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Yes, yes I know [tears of remorse]
I'll make it up sometime.
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Absolutely fabulous. So many different looks and beautiful in every one. I can't believe that she is not even in the top five. The reverse cleavage shot will be tough to beat - only a backside shot of Jessica Alba has a shot (and hasn't her butt seemed a little too narrow recently?).
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According to lisa s and her way of thinking, the only reason we like Petra N. and say nice things about women who look like Petra Nemocova is because, get this, we "feel so sorry for them because we really think they are ugly." And belive itor not, we say MEAN things about the ones who are pretty because we are *jealous.* men because we cant have her, and you women because you want to looklike her. ok? Sure keep telling yourself that lisa.
BTW, Petra is gorgeous. And I don't say that often about women. there is cute, pretty, attractive, hot, whatever, but gorgeous, stunning & beautiful are in a class of their own. and Petra is ALL three.
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Yes Petra is diffently sexy. But I didn't have her on my list?! But I'm not doing to bad so far.
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uhm, yeah, third to last photo is heidi klum for sure... and the last one looks a lot like neve campbell... a really hot neve campbell!
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on pic #1 from page 3 she looks fucking ugly, freaking big teeth and weird nose, she only looks pretty sometimes, on most pictures her teeth look too big and she looks weird
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Darn it, that last picture is HOT AS HELL. I'm glad she's in the top 5.
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Wow. I've always thought she was adorable, but this is the first time I've thought she was HAWT. If I'd seen these pictures before voting, she definitely would have made my list.
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damn! what a fine lady
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Fucking beautiful.
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she sometimes have big boobs, sometimes small, what's the fact? she's cute, very cute, but sexy for me is woman like jolie, belluci, scarjo........
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"(Salma Hayek) ....is white latina and arabic." Being latina myself i was just wondering what a white latina is??
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her face is rather ordinary..just bland sweet-pretty and i dun like her lips. But the bod is hot!
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Frida, my opinion is that you cannot be as out of touch as that.
However, as one example of an answer to your question, try
http://hemi.nyu.edu/archive/studentwork/colony/olson/Casta1.htm
And trust me. The attitudes are still there. As everywhere.
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I know about mestizas and mulatos and all that. I guess it was just the way she put it that made it sound weird. Most of us Mexicans are mestizos .....so whats so weird about salma being a white latina as lemure put it??
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[...] I’ve got to admit that I was just a tad bit disappointed with Petra Nemcova coming in at #5 for Bastardly Sexiest Women 2006. (I had her at #4 on my list) But oh well, we still love her here and will continually post pictures of her as she redefines cuteness with every picture. Here’s cute pose #2,758,732 and enjoy a few more of Petra’s cute poses… [...]
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To the person that made comment #27 "sg": if she sometimes has small boobs and then she has big boobs that means that she had a BOOB JOB and the pics of her with small boobs are older. Usually when you see the small boob/big boob thing it's cuz they wear padded or push-up bras, but because in these pics she's pretty much naked you can tell that she's had some work done. Theres another pic of her wearing some kind of low v-neck shirt dress thing and her boobs are small. Then there's this thread and the very first pic along with all the others shows these VERY ample breastage....she's got implants no doubt cuz she'd have to have gotten really fat or become pregnant to get bigger boobs and she's not fat at all nor has she had a child. It's sad really, I thought she was all natural beauty.
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Move over Adriana...... Petra is the most gorgeous Woman Alive.
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My god, Petra is just one of the finest woman to ever walk the planet.
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She oozes sexuality just like me right now. Oozing all over the keyboard.
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