Scarlett Johansson - Bastardly Sexiest Women 2006 - #6



So FHM Sexiest Women #1 has a very nice showing on the Bastardly Sexiest Women. I'd have to say it was her Golden Globes that has completely elevated her stock to another level and she should damn well be thankful for those babies.

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BEAUTIFUL!!

Wednesday, May 10th, 2006 @ 12:09am
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Word ^

Wednesday, May 10th, 2006 @ 12:29am
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hawt as fuck with a great rack. its just the cheetos colored teeth in some of the pics bother me. then i just look at the jugs again.

Wednesday, May 10th, 2006 @ 12:41am
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huge sweat stains in that silver dress (second pic on first page)

Wednesday, May 10th, 2006 @ 1:27am
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Man, I still can't get over how bad Ms. Lohan looks. What the eff happened?

Wednesday, May 10th, 2006 @ 1:33am
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Scarlett looks so damn hot and creamy....

Wednesday, May 10th, 2006 @ 2:34am
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From all celebrities out there, i like her boobs the most, i wanna have pair of them for myself :D

Wednesday, May 10th, 2006 @ 3:46am
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She has got some fine tits. Yes she deserves to be on the list. We all know who's gonna be 1st though.

Wednesday, May 10th, 2006 @ 4:39am
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she is NOT that pretty and messed up teeth to boot. no idea. Without her tits, she has nothing.

Wednesday, May 10th, 2006 @ 5:10am
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Messed up teeth???? What is is with you wank stains??? First some tosser moans about Adriana Lima's teeth, and now about Scarlets. Who the fuck cares about her teeth??

Wednesday, May 10th, 2006 @ 5:27am
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Spoken like a true Brit. ("wank," "tosser")
And as a Brit -- odds skyrocket that your teeth are all messed-up, too.

Wednesday, May 10th, 2006 @ 7:11am
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I want those golden globes!

Wednesday, May 10th, 2006 @ 7:41am
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These are some of the most delightful pictures of Scarlett I have seen, particularly the ones of her in the scarlet dress. A worthy top-tenner.

Nodka, that was a humorous comment you made, but I must admit, it's outdated. I'm sure it would have elicited a greater degree of hilarity if the comment was made in the eighties, but nowadays, (many of) us Brits are as self-concious, self-involved and self-centered as any self respecting Californian.

On a related note, my dentist loves my teeth.

Wednesday, May 10th, 2006 @ 7:49am
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Nodakgirl.......who says if your a Brit your teeth are messed up? Is it the same person that says that if you're a Yank your chances of being obese is high aswell?

Wednesday, May 10th, 2006 @ 8:18am
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In the red dress MAYBE she's #6. But without the boobs... she's not that sexy. A pretty girl, yes, with charisma to boot, but she's not SO sexy that she's in the top 10. In the top 100 ... even top 50 maybe... but not top 10.

Wednesday, May 10th, 2006 @ 8:55am
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She is hot, better with long hair though. :)

Wednesday, May 10th, 2006 @ 9:11am
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i think she's very pretty but her boobs are weird.seriously.
i didn't see so many votes for her to be 6th though.

Wednesday, May 10th, 2006 @ 9:35am
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"But without the boobs… she’s not that sexy"
i love this complaint
and anne-claire isn't the only one who has said it
it is a very old and well used diversionary tool
take away your opponet's best attribute and then do a compairison
if wilt chaimberlin wasn't 7'2" he wouldn't have been such a great a basketball player
if einstien wasn't that smart he wouldn't have been such a great scientist.
She HAS nice tits, and they ARE one of the reasons she is sexy.
speculating on her sexiness without tits is irrelevant

Wednesday, May 10th, 2006 @ 9:40am
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Well put John.

Wednesday, May 10th, 2006 @ 9:53am
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Ugh...stop putting her up as a contender. Yes, nice juicy rack, but so not that hot. Bag her up.

Wednesday, May 10th, 2006 @ 10:58am
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I can't believe this ranks higher than Monica Belluci, ridiculous. Nice boobs, but not a top ten out of the myriad of choices!

Wednesday, May 10th, 2006 @ 12:00pm
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She really isn't sexy. Cute, maybe, for an ex fat kid at least. Lay off the protein bitch.

Wednesday, May 10th, 2006 @ 12:24pm
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Well said john

Wednesday, May 10th, 2006 @ 2:14pm
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Wiseman, we are looking for perfection here. If there are errors, then how can she make the top 10.

Wednesday, May 10th, 2006 @ 4:41pm
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she is JUST WRONG!!!! the list has been great so far..but marred by scarlett@i hate her lips...not sexy..just two fat sausages..she is just low-class trash...yucks.

Thursday, May 11th, 2006 @ 11:17pm
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Saturday, May 20th, 2006 @ 5:26pm
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grossly n sickly overrated.. far from being a turn on she infact tuns off baaaad

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 @ 10:05am
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[...] I’ll let you all be the judges on if Scarlett Johansson looked hot at the 2006 CFDA Fashion Awards. All I can really say is that she looks different…it’s not bad, but different; different from the hotness we’re used to seeing that had her coming in at #6 for Bastardly Sexiest Women. It doesn’t help that it looks like she borrowed Amanda Bynes’ bright ass red lipstick. [...]

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 11:57am
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Nice tits?

Did you see them?no.

So give us a break,she can't act,she has a man's voice and bad teeth.

Tuesday, July 11th, 2006 @ 6:05am
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She's in my top 5 of the most beautiful women in the world. First Liv Tyler, Irene Bedard, Kristen Kruek, Scarlett Johannson, Adrianna Lima. They all have lusious lips and beautiful teeth. Not to mention pretty noses.

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 2:44am
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what a talented darling.
(this red dress oops ! ugly with the 80's hair nononononono thank god we know you)
real breast for once, it's , I mean, we forgot what it looked like.
that's an actrice.

Monday, September 11th, 2006 @ 7:56pm
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idiots, her teeth are her charm !!!!
she could have fixed them all right if she had wanted to.
tsss this is above comprehension to you.
go buy yourself a barbie doll, frye head.
no wonder woody liked her, he crossed the ocean.

Monday, September 11th, 2006 @ 8:02pm
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bastardly reader says "Without her tits, she has nothing."

and with a brain, what would you have said ?
read a book, turn off your loud tv.
just don't take that name, it's not good for the website.

Monday, September 11th, 2006 @ 8:06pm
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Sir Macfarlane hihi you're quite right

Annclair,
go read your stupid fashion mag, SHE IS AN ACTRICE
do you F'''' get it ?

people are under age here, they must be.

Monday, September 11th, 2006 @ 8:10pm
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actually she better stays in movies, I was trying to be nice, it's not very natural.
I do not like make up, she looks good without it, or looking like she is not wearing any.
ho well match point was great.

Tuesday, September 12th, 2006 @ 9:13pm
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Stop whinging bitches - I'm pretty sure anyone here would fuck her like crazy. I'd be surprised if one of you wouldn't stick your cock in her mouth, lick her lucious breasts, lick her pussy, lick her ass and fuck her in every hole...

Anyone challenge that claim?

Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007 @ 12:46am
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She was cum-on-my-face-hot in The Island!

Wednesday, May 10th, 2006 @ 12:10am
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Just imagining a grip on those nubblies gives me a woodrow.

Wednesday, May 10th, 2006 @ 1:29am
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wow.. speechless...
nice damn rack, i can totally imagine getting my hands on it

Wednesday, May 10th, 2006 @ 3:04am
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Sorry, Nodak.

Mild dyslexia/skim-reading can be a bitch.

Wednesday, May 10th, 2006 @ 7:50am
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She is very pretty, yes. However, I don't think she is the hottest woman alive by ANY stretch of the imagination. That would be Petra Nemocova or Charlotte Casiraghi.

Wednesday, May 10th, 2006 @ 9:19am
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Doesn't she look great in that red dress!! Man!! She was on the list, just becasue she's been such a hot topic lately!!

Wednesday, May 10th, 2006 @ 9:44am
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just looking at the close up of her face makes mewanna puke. The only reason why she is even top in anything is her big boobs,

Thursday, May 11th, 2006 @ 11:19pm
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Damn those lips and tits are irresistible.

Tuesday, June 9th, 2009 @ 6:27am
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