Alessandra Ambrosio - Bastardly Sexiest Women 2006 - #4
Thursday, May 11th, 2006 in the weewizzle hours by Jackson

Damnitt!!!....and there goes my #1!!! Even with my shameless plugs 1, 2, and 3 I still couldn't penetrate the minds of all you Bastardly readers to vote Alessandra #1. Sorry Moose, I tried!
The ladies that comprise the top 3 damn well better have been worth it for all you readers to vote them over my #1 and future baby's mama, Alessandra Ambrosio.






















I for one think she is ranked too high...oh well.
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Glad she is in the top 5.
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Man I'm disappointed she is only #4. Oh well.
Frida.........what the fuck are you on about? Her ears are weird??? How can they be weird if you dont see them? Its a fact that she had an otoplasty when she was young.
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i don't know, i prefer women who actually have breasts that aren't just painted on
but i think an asian guy runs this site so i guess they're programmed to like 'em small since 99% of their ladies are lacking in the breasteses
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A for effort, Jackson
I don't know what you all are talking about with her boobs being small
I mean maybe you prefer enormous ones
But I know small boobs very, very well... and even if hers don't fall into the category of oversized, that doesn't make them "small"
Anyway, love her... glad she's #4
I'd do her with a strap on
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1st, fuck you, floofy.
2nd, never adore her, but she's ok.....
well, so i guess top three are lima, jolie, & alba? (dunno about the rank though)
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...she should have been no. 1 ALL the way ... whatever happened to justice?
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she always looks so dumb
and THAT is just damn sexy
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Not enough junk in the trunk, but still a hottie.. A number 5 at most IMHO..
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Shit, sometimes this broad looks like a dude and sometimes she looks like a woman? WHAT THE HELL!!
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Thats kinda funny she hand on odoplasty when she was young. That means before she had that done her ears looked like Spock from the old startrek movies and tv. An otoplasty is when you get your ears pinned back .....for all of the non medical ppl who read. I think she is sexy as hell but there are many ppl whom I personally think should be higher...
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I think she's hot but I dunno if she's number 4 or not. Maybe 10 (DON"T SHOOT!)
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HA funny you say that Ann Claire, she was my # 10 !!
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What a body! I wonder what is to expect for No 3.
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Ok, here comes my opinion, like it or not!
She has a pretty face for a South American girl, very pretty face........ and yes, I like her breasts, but......... where are the actual curves? I mean, look closely, she has no hips........ and in all honesty I think she was voted higher because of the simple fact that she wears lingerie 99.9% of the time......... if she were a Nordstrom model it might be different.
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she has great abs.she's cute in the face but nothing else.so plain looking.
people who compare her to adriana...shame on yourselves!
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She's very pretty, but after all the exciting voluptuous beauties that came before, she's rather "meh". There is nothing about her that goes "POW", well she has beautiful hair, but I think everything about her is too scrawny in some way. I guess the top 3 is some boring combo of Lima (yeah!) alba (boo) and jolie (boo hoo noooo).
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Damn! SHE got on here...and Ana didn't?! Well I'm just looking forward to next year now,so we can correct that mistake :p
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A lot of you are working under the assumption that people can't possibly find voluptuous women and slim women in the same range of attractiveness.
Surely she doesn't have curves like Salma Hayek, but if everyone only liked one type of woman, then eventually genetically there would be only one type of woman.
"Obvious" curves or not, a lot of people (including myself) see something undeniably sexy in this woman. It's ludicrous to say that she isn't sexy just because she's thinner than someone else. We could make comparisons all day, but they're irrelevant to who Alessandra Ambrosio is and why she personally has sex appeal.
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fuck, anjelina tops my girl!? FUCK!!!!!!!! SHE SHOULD BE #1
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i agree with jessle,ana needs to be in top 10,definitely.she's sexy&beautiful at the same time.
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No moose, its not her body, its just her face, its very very pretty, but I wouldn't remember it at all! I put little gamine boyish bodies on my list as well. I mean that this one's face is very nice to look at but just doesn't burn an image into my brain. There are girls exactly this kind of pretty walking all over the streets of New York. Thus my lack of immediate interest.
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pic 2 requires a good fisting.......splat!!!
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I wasn't referring specifically to your comment, lemure.
Basically everytime she's posted people say the same thing about her being "too skinny" and I just don't understand it, since she looks perfectly healthy by all medical standards.
Naturally you're perfectly entitled to not really be that attracted to her face. You won't get any argument for me if you're rational enough to understand that the way you feel about her isn't automatically what everyone else should think about her.
I'm just irked by the comments that people make where they work under the assumption that whatever they think is correct and therefore everyone else is blind if they disagree.
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erm..again like Pedra..face is bland pretty...and dun like her lips too..both pedra and her suffer from overly-thin lips and big teeth. But bod is hot! better than pedra...more proportionate at least!
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lol i guess we got some doctors in here........
but this girl would be considered underweight in the nutrition community
nice-looking stomach though
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there is a nutrition community?
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Wiseman....notice I said you almost never see her ears. I didn't say you NEVER see them. I get soo many Victoria's Secret magazines that I've run into two or three pics where you can see how weird her ears are. I'm not saying this chick is ugly.....no fucking way!....but I just dont think shes top 10 material......
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What leads you to believe she would be considered underweight?
I'm curious.
Seriously.
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moose--just that her weight is quite low for her height to be so high
which means low bmi(=underweight)
i'd guess 16.5-18.5, definitely some health risks there
but all that is just based on the average person so there is the possibility that she is an exception of course
lol john yes--we hug and sing kumbaya and regularly ask each other "have you gained weight?"
probably too traumatizing for the average person i wouldn't recommend it
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Yes John, there is a nutrition community, and it is much like the Shadow Government......... the members of the nutrition community all sneak healthy things on to unsuspecting people's plates and insist that things like chocolate and doughnuts are bad for you. GASP!
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you try and replace the bacon on my plate
you'll get a face full of hot grease
GOT IT!
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[...] So here we have Karolina Kurkova, Adriana Lima, and Gisele Bundchen…not as hot as What Is Sexy because my #1 Alessandra Ambrosio isn’t in the pictures but nonetheless, the imagination of the lesbian acts that these 3 hot ladies would do just makes me feel all tingly inside…my pants. [...]
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She is so pretty and innocent , would make a beautiful bride , a perfect wife and a caring mom.
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Alessandra is the best,,
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the sexiest and prettiest woman of the world
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deserves #1 no questions
easily the most gorgeous woman in the world!
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ehhhhh..... she's not my favorite....personally i think her ears are weird looking....that's why you almost never see them in pictures....her top lip is too pointy...and i think she is a little too thin....dont get me wrong she has an awesome body!....but i dont know... maybe if she had more ass she would look better
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HAha! Yes, she's got the dumb look, and after a while you get tired of her fucked up accent (not just her, latin chicks in general who think it's sexy to talk like that and refuse to learn better English), so there's not much left than to cum on her face. But yeah, that is sexy.
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Fucking blasphemy she is not number 1.
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