Teri Hatcher wants you to buy Burnt Toast
Thursday, May 11th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

So I guess Teri Hatcher is an author now...promoting her book, Burnt Toast. I have no idea what it is about...probably her plain white bread life and how she's been burned throughout life? Anyways, I guess the paychecks from Desperate Housewives can't keep up with all the products and surgery she needs to try and stay looking youthful.
...even Dean Cain (part Asian) makes an appearance.

























luv luv LUV dean cain!
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Is she posing for a mug shot or drivers license in the first pic?
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Oh, Jesus. I wonder what Dean Cain thinks of what's happened to his Lois Lane?
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She used to be so hot! And now she looks like the witch in the house you avoid walking past every Halloween.
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She is an old, wrinkly, skin and bones really ugly has been who is desperate for attention. Even she knew she was washed up, she was shocked when she became something again after that stupid housewives show became big. Which I still refuse to watch. Up close is the worst kind of angle this trick has to offer.
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Oh dear god. Stop posting pics of this tranny. Unfair to sandwich this ho between Adriana and Angelina.... you're fucking with my... well you know.
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She became so skinny, when she starred in Superman. But she was still pretty, and her smile was really sweet. Now she looks like her skin @ her face is trying to hold out the pressure of all multitude of botox. Yakkk, she looks like a skeleton with big tits and odd plum-streched face. I don't even know, how to state it!
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why state when a picture speaks a thousand words
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/wa...
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I could make a purse out of her undereye bags.
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john - you're killin' meee
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I remember this heritage moments commercial from a while back regarding "Burnt Toast". It was about some lady who kept have seizures, and would smell burnt toast at the same time. So they decided to open her head, and poke the different parts. When they hit the bad spot, she yelled, "Dr. Penfield, I smell burnt toast." I don't know if there is any correlation between this and that hideous woman. But hey, Teri Hatcher sure looks like she's had a few seizures, and been poked in the brain, and is constantly smelling burnt toast. Or made a pact with the devil.
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burnt toast...i think thats represents the age spots on her.
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you fucking jack asses!!! what the hell is your problem. i would love to see any of you write a book and i bet every one of you out there (yes you) are fucking fat asses that have nothing to do all day then to put other people down!
Oh! and fuck yourselves because you can't get anyone else to do it! HA!!!!!!!!
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I read Burnt Toast and was actually surprised at Teri Hatcher's writing skills. I think she wrote from the heart, exposed herself in risky ways, and revealed a humanside we don't always see in Hollywood stars. Her philosophical thinking was not all that shoddy. I think she looks great for 41. I don't think she looks overly plastic. It is obvious she has had no cheek implants, or lip enhancers, or breast implants. Kicking her to the curb doesn't matter--she has already done that to herself in the book--she is pretty much the real deal!
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I don't like or watch Desperate Housewives, but I'm dying to read this book. What am I missing? Or do you just love to rank on everyone? This is my first visit to your site.
Penny
www.penrick.com
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that's right i'm back. and this time i've read the book and she really is out there. but she also has some really good insights. and thank you to sandy and penny ricketts. i guess my friends did see what i had wrote and they had a hunch it was me. anyway i got about fifth phone calls aout this. that's right you will e seeing alot more of me, my friends and some creep weirdos. but mostly me. this is going tobe fun.
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ha! I'm surprised i found this place. i finaly read the book and i thought it was hilarious! I guess alot has happened to Teri Hatcher. Anyway, to anyone who hasn't read it yet it is a good b.ook
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This is my second posting on this site, and I wasn't sure if it was just a "ranking site" like Penny suggested. However, it is nice to see some of the people anyway, like Cassie, make a comment, weather we agree or not with their opinion, make an effort to read or research what their talking about. Penny, I don't think your missing out on very much by not reading Teri Hatcher's book, but if you like being entertained on the single nightmarish love life of one Hollywood actress than you would like to read this book. Tanner is right when he suggests Teri Hatcher has been through more than we think. I think the book begs the question: Will Teri Hatcher ever find a man right for her?
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ALL U PPL HOO SLAG TERI HATCHER OFF GET A LIFE I FEEL SORRY FOR THE GAL ALL THIS "UR ANERXIC" STUFF YEA SHE IS PROPA THIN BUT SUM PPL R JST LIKE THT, THERES NO WAY SHES ANERXIC THIN AT ALL. THESE DAYS U HAVE 2 BE PERFECT U CANT BE 2 THIN OR 2 FAT I THINK ITS A DISGRACE. PERSONALLY I LIKE HER I THINK SHES A RELI GOOD ACTRESS AND LOOKS GOOD 4 HER AGE. FAIR NUFF IF U DONT LIKE HER ACTING OR HER WORK FAIR DO'S BUT THERES NO NEED 2 CUM ON HERE N SAY PERSONAL NASTY SHIT ABOUT HER. I STILL THINK SHES BEAUTIFUL, YEA AGE HAS GOT 2 HER BUT IT DOES TO ALL OF US. I HAVENT READ HER BOOK AND I DONT RELI WANT 2 BUT I STIL THINK SHES GREAT, SHE DESERVES ALL THE GOOD LUCK THT HAS HAPPENED 2 HER OVER THE PAST COUPLE OF YEARS.
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I haven't read the book yet, im planning to go but it at the weekend. Whats wrong with the way Teri looks, she might look like shes getting older, but guess what she is, yes even the celebrities get old. Shocking isn't it. For somebody whos 41 she doesn't look as bad as your making her out to be. Im sure alot of people will look like that if not worse, when they reach that age. So what if shes skinny. Being Skinny does not automatically equal an eating dissorder.
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Terri Hatcher is a phenomenal woman who has been through a lot in her life. I became a fan of her when I saw her at the Oprah's show. She advertised her book at the show and right there and then, I immediately went online and ordered her book. Her book is one of a kind. I couldn't put the book down and she talks about her life in regards to her bad relationship and how she struggle in life to make it. She's a great person and is only trying to make the best.. not only for herself but for her daughter. FYI.. Terri always been skinny and she doesn't have a problem with eating. IF you read her book.. you will understand where she is coming from. I have a lot of admiration for her and I alway wish her the best of the best in the show and her future plans.
Please STOP writing nasty things about a person who only wants the best for the rest of the world and her family.
Terri was sexually abused when she was a child and for someone that had such a bad past .. I believe that she is doing not just good.. but perfect.
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You guys must really be sad! i can't believe that the my comment insulting you is the est thing you can put on your we sight!
Tanner if you see this call me and tell me what you think
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