Jessica Alba - Bastardly Sexiest Women 2006 - #2

AND THE SEXY NUMER ONE IS.....................................................

I prefer Angie over Jessica, but O well, they are in the top 5 =-)

it's either between star jones or zhang ziyi...in my mind.

Well, who the fuck is #1 then?! JORDAN?!

I wonder who #1 could be? Is it Teri Hatcher?

Alessandra Ambrosio. Ah well.

Oh. It wasn't. Sorry.

well, guys, seeing alba #2, i believe #1 is nicole richie :=)
No matter how alba poses, i never admire her, but of course some of you dont admire jolie iether, enough say

i bet #1 is Adriana Lima

i hope number 1 is Adriana Lima

#1 is obviously Adraina Lima. I read that she was half japanese or something is it true, I have never seen any japanese in her?
My number 1 will always be Liv Tyler!! LOVE YOU LIV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In #1 adriana lima? What about scarlett J???

what happened to "I don't do naked pictures"?

i wouldn't say they're "so" fat

maybe slightly fat

...and the number one Bastardly Sexiest Women 2006 is......

PARIS HILTON - A.K.A. Dirty-whore-bag

jessica is so pretty.no wonder she's sexy.she deserves to be second.congrats!

wtf? Angie blows Alba out of the water. Adriana has to be #1.

Jessica Alba is ..o..k...thats it for me. Plus is she white? or mixed, maybe puerto rican, or part cuban?? I sure as hell can't tell. Angelina should of been higher then her. And Adrina Lima is also nothing to do backflips over I don't know why she's so damn popular with you guys, granted shes a hottie but I feel that theres so many more hot chicks out there that would blow her outta the water. But I guess thats the why they call it 'opinion'

Yes lilyspryte, a bunch of either rare visitors or lurkers, totally skewed the top three results.

Even though our lists didn't all look the same, we all seem pretty pleased until the top 3 started. (I wasn't too happy about Scar Jo though.)

Phred... you're insane. Her thighs are so far from fat. oh ... MY GOD. Im so insulted! I don't like fat thighs either but juicy ones are fine. Also have you seen recent pics of her... she's a stick now :-(

ALso, bastardly... there are WAY better pics of alba than this... im dissapointed.

JUST ANOTHER BORING MEXICAN.

Yeah, John, JA is a little hottie, but if she ever wins an Academy Award for Best Actress, *I* will pour lemonade powder in my eyes...

Haters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Adriana Lima won?! why???? no offence..but she looks like a fish gasping for air in most pictures...alba deserves no 1! Beautiful face, sweet smile, perfect bod!!!

jessica!!! i love yoooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!
think she will contact me?? :D

Phred

what happened to “I don’t do naked pictures”?
she got sick of not being voted sexiest as #1
so she takes it all off and bends over to let us all know how truly "special" she is.
ugh! shes so overrated and boring and Phred, i think im falling love with you and all your comments about the fat bitch!!! heehee and as for her hosting the mtv awards, me thinks she will be just as boring as all of her silly pictures and inane low budget movies. except for sin city, which i liked because i LOVE jamie king and britney murphy --oh how HOT was she in the little tank top and undies??!!!! alba's dance was so purile, just like HER! / could have done a better job, plus if i was playing a stripper, i would have taken it all off too!!
ok im done with my rant :)

why do people always say jessica alba is 'curvy' or 'healthy' looking? the girl looks anorexic. her shoulders are all pointy and bony and she has no hips. she is really hot though none the less. looks orange in some of the pics though.

"Phred… you’re insane. Her thighs are so far from fat. oh … MY GOD. Im so insulted! I don’t like fat thighs either but juicy ones are fine. Also have you seen recent pics of her… she’s a stick now :-( "

Yes, her thighs are still chunky. And her hips are wide. Wider than the rest of her body, wider than her shoulders. She's a fat-arse.

"ALso, bastardly… there are WAY better pics of alba than this… im dissapointed"

Just goes to show, she's not truly hot then, doesn't it? She only looks hot on a very good day, a good day for the airbrush. Eliza Dushku should've been no.1. Oh I love her so much... I wish I could stalk her.

To abover poster, she looks orange in most pics due to air-brushing and putting the picture under a sepia setting so her horrible, multi-tonal skin won't show through. There are some pictures of her around that show her with all the glory of her blotchy skin. Kudos to her photographer to know not to let her real self show through, oh and her makeup artists and all the slaves that she has.

I hate to say it but in that lower pic she looks plain ugly her eye color is way too dark, and that color looks awful with her skin she looks like a cross beetween a baboon and a man and that hair color looks really stupid she's pulling a JLo, dont hispanic women know how stupid they look when they die there hair that light.

THATS BECAUSE SHE IS UGLY AND FAT AND FOR FUCKS SAKE EVERYONE NEEDS TO REALIZE IT ASAP!!
SKEEZY NASTY PIECE OF TRASH I FUCKIN HATE HER SHES A BORING CUNT WHO THINKS HER SHIT DONT STINK. ID ENJOY PUSHING HER UGLY POP EYED COW FACE INTO A BIG PILE OF SHIT AND HOLD HER THERE UNTIL HER HUGE, GIGANTIC UGLY CALLOUSED FEET STOP KICKING. YOU DONT LIKE MY OPINION ABOUT SLOBBA ALBATROSS? FUCKIN SUCK IT

she is NOT fat???? her face is a bit overrated though

PHRED, SHE IS FAT. IM GLAD YOU NOTICED IT, SEEMS LIKE EVERYONE AND THEIR FUCKIN MOM LIKE UGLY GIRLS WHO LOOK LIKE THEIR 3 YEARS OLD.
DISGUSTING AS FUCK I AINT NO PEDOPHILE!!
IM SAYIN IT AGAIN I WISH SOMEONE WOULD THROW HER INTO A POOL FILLED WITH SULFURIC ACID OKAY NOW THAT WOULD MAKE MY DAY
ANOTHER OVERRATED PILE OF TRASH

Pear shaped, I don't think so, Beyonce and JLo are pear shaped.

Beyonce and JLo aren't pear-shaped at all, yes they too have problems with chunky thighs, but their butts are well nice and round. Peachy I'd say. Don't like their faces though, too ghetto looking I'd say, same as JA. Maybe I just don't find their ethnicity attractive, I dunno.

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON.....ive had a revelation....
how do we even know what she really looks like??? she's airbrushed to shit
this could even be someone completely different!....she could have huge scars on her face and we wouldnt even know!!
bahahaha

You're taking too much crack. It's her, we know that much, but whether her skin is that smoothe and her complexion is that even as appears in most of her publicity pictures is definitely wrong. I've seen pictures of her taken by amateur photographers and she has in-growing hair at the back of her thighs, which also happens to have a considerable amount of cellulite on it (not surprisignly, considering the size of those tree-trunks), also her face is blotchy, and even the makeup doesn't hide it properly most of the time, except when it's airbrushed, but hey, that's what it's all about right? It's supposed to appeal to our fantasies.

you're the one whos taking too much crack if you took that post at all seriously.

well you never know, you are a crack addict, how was I to know that you weren't getting all stoned and philosophical?

okay soooooo lemme get this straight, you have no idea who i am what my name is where i live how old i am if im a guy or girl let alone anything about my lifestyle and you are seriously saying im a crack addict? i was again, JOKING when i said that before.
unless you're also joking and to that i say, my bad.

Oh shit, sorry, I didn't read properly, I thought I was talking to "crack makes you fast". I tend to like insulting him, merely cos of his little moniker - can't resist. Sorry sorry sorry! Seriously sorry! :-)

I never noticed how close together her eyes were before. Man she really didn't deserve that 2nd spot. She's cute, but so are many other girls that ranked lower. There are plenty of beautiful women that deserve to be before her. I'm starting to regret the face that I even put the bitch on my list. She's just as bad as Paris Hilton (no talent, shows her ass to the camera on every occasion that presents itself) ...no she might be even worse because she thinks she's talanted and she denies being a slut..argh, just better looking than Paris.

A “pear-shaped” body is one in which the lower portion (hips, buttocks, and thighs) stores more fat than the upper body.

Yes, I know the definition of "pear-shaped", as I have mentioned earlier, she is bottom-heavy, judging from the pictures of her sitting on that thing in that room that looks like a doctor's surgery and the one of her lying down naked and the first pic of her sitting on the steps in the orange top, can you not see how bulbous her thighs look? Hence bottom-heavy, pear-shaped, chunky-thighed, etc.

DONT PAY ATTENTION TO THE ALBATROSS LOVERS, PHRED, I AGREE WITH YOU ALL THE WAY
ELIZA DUSHKU IS SEXY AS FUCK. SO ARE ALOR OF OTHER HOTTIES WHO SHOULDA COME IN FIRST PLACE. MY GUESS IS THE RETARDS FIXED THE BALLOTS, JUST LIKE THE 2000 AND 2004 ELECTIONS.
SLOBBA IS VILE AND PURTRID. DONT AGREE? FUCKIN SUCK IT

the 2000/2004 elections!!!! vito your the man!!!!

I see that the freaks come out by day as well!

who's the freak lemure?

[...] So Christina Aguilera caused a stir yesterday when everyone was posting her hot photos from GQ Magazine. However, we can’t forget that our Bastardly Sexiest Woman 2006 #2, Jessica Alba, had a pretty damn steamy photoset for GQ Magazine too. I’m not really sure which one I think brings more heat… on one hand you have Christina Aguilera’s boobies and she looks a lot better than the last time I posted pictures of her drunk white girl ass…and then you have Alba Ass Heaven. It’s a toss up for me…what about you? [...]

OH FOR SUCKS SAKE, ANOTHER GODDAMNED CONTEST, THIS TIME BETWEEN SLOBBA ALBATROSS AND X-RATED-STEAMY-SEXY-STINA AGUILERA? I THINK EVERYONE KNOWS WHO I WOULD PICK. DIE SLOBBA! DIE SLOWLY AND THEN ILL HAVE A PARTY AND INVITE ALL THE BASTARDLY FREAKS TO GET WASTED WHILE WE LAUGH OVER BONG HITS AND SCOTCH OVER HOW FRIKKIN INANE SLOBBA IS AND HOW GREAT IT IS THAT THAT OVERRATED STENCH BOMB AIRBRUSHED TO THE HILT HAS FINALLY BEEN ICED. THEN ILL PILE DRIVE JEALOUS AND PHRED CAN TAKE PICTURES AND THEN WELL POST THEM ON THE BASTARDLY.
ALLLRIGHT.....GIGGITY GIGGITY, SUCK IT.

hahahaha!!!!!! hmmm...i wonder whats more disturbing, vito's comments or the fact that im enjoying them? heehee vito you should do stand up

beautiful girl; it's just a shame how lacking she is in the talent department. and unfortunate how overexposed she's become as of late.

OH, SHUT UP TORI, GET GLASSES AND A FUCKIN AFFINITY FOR ACTUAL SEXY HOT GIRLS. SLOBBA IS IN NO WAY ONE OF THEM. MORE LIKE A FUCKING CUM DUMPSTER LEFT OUTSIDE A NASTY BRONX NEIGHBORHOOD STINKING UP THE FUCKIN CITY WITH HER CHEESY FEET AND USED UP, GROSS TWAT THAT COULD FIT A FUCKIN MUSEUM

LOL vito, no respect for "slobba"!!!! LOL

Phred

who’s the freak lemure?

me!!!!!! and proud of it!!!!!! ;) phred rocks :) her torso isnt as great as mine heehee ;)

AAAHHHH JEALOUS...... NOW I NEED TO SPANK IT. WHAT CAN I DO TO POST PICS OF YOU ON THE SITE??? OR JUST EMAIL THEM TO ME ANGEL... A FREAK AND A LITTLE TIGHT TUM TUM. OK, GOTTA SQUEEZE ONE OUT, BUT ILL BE BACK, IM A 2 PUMP CHUMP LOL!

ITS ME AGAIN, JUST TO SAY THAT SLOBBA IS A PILE OF PUTRID TOXIC WASTE. PLEASE BITCHES!! LOOKI AT DEM THIGHS!!!!!!!!! PEAR SHAPED MORE LIKE AN EGG ON TREE TRUNKS!!!! GO AHEAD AND WORSHIP AT THE CALLOUSED SOLES OF HER DIRTY, HUGE FILTHY FEET, SHELL CRASH AND BURN, AND IF NOT, ILL HIRE SOMEONE TO FUCKIN SNIPER HER, IMNOT EVEN KIDDING I HATE THAT 'MY SHIT DONT STINK' CUNT WITH POP EYES AND CELLULITE.
SLOBBA WORSHIPPERS, FUCKIN SUCK IT, LIKE 'HIP HIP' SAID, JUST ANOTHER BORING MEXICAN

lolololol vito!!!! an egg with tree trunks!!! rofl!!!! i bet she stinks, and theres NO fucking WAY id get on her silly, stupid bandwagon of talantless trechery. she reminds me of one of those sick fat dimply bitches in the gag card section of spencers!!!! whatever, shes just some stupid tomato picker who hides her heritage cuz shes an indian and she knows she smells like an old diaper, and dyes her ugly hair blond, i wonder just how fucking disgusting her used up, beaten vag looks like. yetch, now i gotta vomit. albatross is so ugly, and fuck this site best put some REAL sexy babes on the site!!!!
vito i read the "retards fixed the election" and i agree 1060%. moe and jackson wouldnt know hot if burning steel hit them in their faces.

john

“She is also a fine actress”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
o lordy i think i done ruptured somethin’

LOL MORE LIKE ACTING ABORTION!!!!
I HATE SLOBBA, SHES A SICKLY FAT UGLY CUNT WITH CELLILUTE AND ITS SUCH A FUCKIN SHAME DAT NO ONE REALLY ADMITS IT. XEPT JOHN, PHRED, AND A FEW MORE, ESPECIALLY NORA!!!! NORA U MY GIRL!!!! PROPS TO NORA FO HER COMMENTS!!
NORA YOU THE SHIT BABY!!!!

YOU BITCHES, CHECK THE LINK I WAS TALKIN ABOUT THE OTHER DAY, THE ONE ABOUT THE MTV AWARDS AND SLOBBAS ASS AND THUNDER THIGHS LOOKING LIKE A TANK
CHECK IT:
http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/jessica-alba/
YA MIGHT HAVE TA CUT AND PASTE, BUT ITS THERE!!!!!
LOL DONT DAY I DIDNT WARN YOU!!!! LOL!!!!
SLOBBAS NARSTY ASS!!!!!

rofl!!!! vito, i cant fucking stop laughing you so hilarious!!!!!
i think i have to go puke my intestines out now because of those fat girl pics!!! eeewww! those huge thighs and fat rearview!!!! rofl rofl jessie needs to skip some meals.

oh jesus thats just heinus. her ass really has more dimples than one of those elephants at the fucking bronx zoo

lol, vito, those pictures are so disgusting!!!!!!! and vito you are so fucking funny i cant wait to see what you say next!!! im going to call you howard stern!!!
im a lesbian, and i never even thought ugly fat alba was hot in idle hands!!! personally i think shes a dog, and overrated and no talent. she just sucked off whoever directed the movie or whatever. and sexiest performance? you gotta be kidding me!!! she danced with clothes on for a total of 12 seconds, maybe less and the other nominees are jessica simpson, xiy xang from memriors of a geisha and beyonce from pink panther!! ALL of these beautiful girls were the STARS of the movie and still ugly alba gets a nominee? maybe she was just pissed and sad she finally realized her movies are flops so then she spread her fat cellulite-y legs for the producers of the awards show and they let her host it and give her 4 nominees. i voted for everyone but ugly fat alba. wouldnt it be so funny if rob schnieder beat them all for the title of sexiest perfomance? lol!!!

oh vito, those pics are disgusting AND disturbing!!!! lol! her thighs are so fat no wonder all the paparazi fell down, one hit by one of THOSE tree trunks and your dead! lol! i bet you could eat pudding out of the dimples of her awful ass
why didnt kiera knightly win? why didnt alyssa milano win? what about jamie-lynn sigler?? vitos right about the fuckers fixing the election lol!

LOL!!!! THAT WOULD BE AWESOME IF SCHNEIDER BEAT THEM ALL OUT!!!!!! WE ALL KNOW SLOBBA WILL WIN BECAUSE SHE FUCKED WHOEVER SHE COULD TO GET SOME KIND OF AN AWARD. RAZZIES!!!!!!! ONLY RAZZIES!!!!! LOL SLOBBA IS A PUTRID PILE OF TURDS COVERED IN DESGINER DUDS THAT STILL LOOK LIKE SHE EITHER STOLE THEM FROM THE RED CROSS OR THEY LOOK LIKE SHE DRAGGED THEM ACROSS A KINDERGARDEN'S FLOOR. WE ALL KNOW HOW DISGUSING THAT IS! WELL SHE LOOKS LIKE A KINDERGARDNER, AND BY THE WAY, MICHEAL JACKSON CALLED, PERVS, HE WANTS HIS PEDOPHILIA BACK!!!!!!
HERE LOOK AT THIS http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0605/jessica-alba-mtv-fight-16.jpg&i... Alba Fights on MTV Pictures

again with the link!!! Ha ha ha! soooo gross! you wish, that was so so funny about rob schneider winning the title of "sexiest performance", i wish she would cry then, but she'll just have that stupid annoying lily white smile, but then maybe she'll go home and eat a ton of ice cream. HA! i laughed at my own post!!! ;) and, you wish, your so right about how "slobba" ( thanks vito!! i love you! ) being in sin city for like, 10 minutes, and the movies beyonce, jessica, and (i forgot her name ) the geisha girl were in were mostly focest on THEM! i STILL cannot believe she won the sexiest #3 on the bastardly!!! what the FUCK???!!! DAMNIT, why, oh WHY did i go to europe and miss out on my chance to vote??!! why i ask you WHY??!! ;) Hi, YYJ!!!!!, vito LOOOOVVVEEESSS you!!!!!!! and your so so right, YYJ!, he SO needs to do stand up!!!!!! and the thing about the fixed elections was fucking hilarious!!!!!! your so right vito, i agree with everything you said, and i MUST say, like YYJ!, i like MY non pear shaped body and tight ass MUCH more than her cel-U-lite filled bung. shes such a stupid fat asshole with bug eyes and she looks like a fucking extra from the set of "a bug's life". i didnt know that was sexy.

oh my god juniper, that was funny as hell!!!! an extra in a bugs life!!!!! heehee i cant stop laughing!!!!! but seriously, i cant believe she won #2!!!!! i thought petra or kristen kreuk or jolie would make it. i guess, like the 2004 elections, my vote didnt count :(
next year!

votes were fixed by moelicious and jackson cuz they obviously wouldnt know a hot girl if she came over and barfed in their laps. ENOUGH OF ALBATROSS!!!!!

She looks like a baboon in those pics.

looks like someone airbrushed the shit out of smelly mexican.

I have never got her appeal. She's not at all fat, but I do prefer hour-glass figures over pearshaped ones like hers.

did someone post that she is a fine actress????? she's the worst one around at the moment!

A recent study has shown that people who type in all uppercase tend to be either gay, retarded, or both.

I feel sorry for them.

I THINK SHE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY PREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETY!!!

25tolife please shoot yourself or get shanked in your ass raping prison cell, i didnt know inmates were alowed on thed net
im not gay, you stupid criminal fuck tard, i just DONT LIKE HER!! this is a site where opinions are posted and everyones intitled to their shit so why dont you take your shitty hand made gun, stick it up your genital warts-ridden ass andpull the trigger. you know how to do that right? dumb fucking piece of human trash you are.

wow soo much air brushing:|

omg i cant believe it...Lisa S. is #1, who else can it be, i thought she was gonna be #2 and Jessica Alba #1 but now i know she won, congrats 2 u Lisa S.

Really?? I mean, does Jessica Alba REALLY beat someone like Sofía Vergara in terms of body?? Or any other woman in this list, for that matter? Ah, you bastardlys...

#1 is Teri Hatcher.

Seriously what is even remotely sexy in jessica alba? She is just an ordinary average americam girl!!! Not even what an ideal woman should look kike. Jolie is much sexier even though she s pregnant

And her thighs are so fat! She's bottom-heavy! I can't believe she came second, there has to be something wrong with Jackson's counting, cos she came 3rd or lower in almost all of the lists she appeared in.

What you playing at jackson? I'm gonna count the results myself now.

Much fatter than mine, that's for sure. There's nothing less attractive than fat thighs i'm afraid. No wonder she has cellulite. She should massage it and break it down before getting on the treadmill.

How can anyone POSSIBLY say that JA's thighs are fat???????
Geez! I recall her from Dark Angel days, and her appeal IS sort of 'girl next door'

She is also a fine acrtress, :)

I didn't say she was fat, just her thighs are chunky is all. Her torso is the only part of her that's good I think, waist down, she is quite chubby and pear-shaped.

Did that come across as racist? It's not my fault I don't fancy Latinos. They just seem to come across as... dunno, unpretty, plus their temperament is often incompatible to mine. I have the same problem with Filipinos too.

saaaaaaaaaaaaall good

WITH ALL DUE RESPECT....

She looks like she is constipated in pic number 5. YUCK!!!

wow in pic two she's airbrushed to the shithouse...

at least this cock-teasing
jenny-one-note isn't #1
her's hoping for a battery acid accident
that somehow effects her face

I was impressed at the beginning, and now I am sorely dissapointed. I blame the amount of bullshit traffic that was paid to all the J. Alba posts RIGHT BEFORE the Top Ten voting started. So Bastardly Moderators, this one was alllllllllll you. :)

Oops i was not updated! SO scarlett J is out. #1 is definitely adriana lima. Good choice. The first word that comes to my mind when i think of her is SLUT!! But she has somethin in her that makes every guy want to get down and dirty. sex appeal even when you are fully clothed is totally WOW!!!

Her face isn't so bad, she can keep it. She just needs her big fat thighs amputated is all. And then replaced with nice, firm, pretty ones.

Jackson you havne't done Carmen Luvana, maybe she's the number 1 !!!

chech out how adriana lima looked before her collagen abuse in the following link. She looked prettier before http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/005430.html

and also check the stretch marks on kate beckinsale s boobs here
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/003633.html

Im surprised she is even there on the list of sexiest women

"She is also a fine actress"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
o lordy i think i done ruptured somethin'
thanks mark that was a good one

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