Name Those Lips: Part Deux - A Bastardly Game

If you have a lip fetish, this must seriously be your lucky week. Enjoy our second installment of Name Those Lips. See the first here one, if you're interested.

The rules are fairly complicated, so read & re-read carefully...

1. We show you a photo of a pair of smackers
2. You name the owner
3. We show you another photo of a pair of smackers
4. You have to once again use your brain power (that you should be using for work related bs) to name the owner.

Please carefully go through these lips & learn which lip belongs w/ which person b/c this all very important stuff, people!! Chop-chop!!

Also, this next request is for all the Bastardly dudes out there. If you had to choose 3 lips to entertain Mr. Winkie, please rank them. ONLY THREE (3), you whorebags!!!

We're gonna start off easy...



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12 Scandalous Comments

wow jessica has a great rack.

Friday, May 12th, 2006 @ 4:15pm
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ya she does damn, Id like to stick my face right in between em for some motorboat action ...... yummy

Friday, May 12th, 2006 @ 4:22pm
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Posh and Venus/Serena (can't tell them apart) both scared me a little... or a lot, depending on your definition of pain tolerance

Friday, May 12th, 2006 @ 4:31pm
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venus/serena's lips looked like the peatbog man's lips
http://online.vkrp.org/tollund%20man%202.jpg

Friday, May 12th, 2006 @ 4:34pm
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You cant miss Marilyn Manson.

Friday, May 12th, 2006 @ 5:04pm
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This bitch is so fucking ugly she gives full lips such a bad name i remember her on days of our lives thinking how on earth with such ugly looks she manages to get a role on a soap she has an ugly smile and she acts so stupid she tries to be funny but Im too grossed out by her ugly looks to laugh at her stupidness I bet all her kids are ugly little fuckers too and her hair is so stupid looking ugly woman with short hair.

Friday, May 12th, 2006 @ 6:45pm
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Did BEYONCE get some lip work done? Jesus. I didn't know they looked so nasty. This game ruined her for me.

Friday, May 12th, 2006 @ 11:56pm
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Nora who are you talking about? LOL, you seem to really hate her.

Saturday, May 13th, 2006 @ 11:44pm
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Im talking about that man looking thing, big lipped, lisa rinni, I cant believe some of the transvestites in Holly wood!

Sunday, May 14th, 2006 @ 6:34pm
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Who the fuck are these people.

Wednesday, May 17th, 2006 @ 8:41am
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Posh is looking skeletal as always. But with all that money, no time for a trip to the dermatologist to get rid of those zits on her forehead?

Wednesday, May 17th, 2006 @ 11:50pm
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holy S**T that posh spice victoria also looks like a man she use to be preety, but now shes a 50 year old man with long hair.

Sunday, May 14th, 2006 @ 6:40pm
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