Best & Worst Celebrity Autograph Signers; Cameron Diaz is Worst


Cameron Diaz may be a talented actress, but she's persistently a terrible signer. Instead of just turning down a person's autograph request, she'll lecture them about how dumb autographs are. [Via Yahoo!]




The list below comes courtesy of Autograph Collector magazine. You can see it in their June issue.

Best

1. Johnny Depp - Who's the man?

2. George Clooney

3. Matt Damon

4. Al Pacino - Rock on, baby!!

5. Tom Cruise - [insert witty comment here]

6. Angelina Jolie - Where's J. Maniston?!

7. Elijah Wood - He'll be real nice if you're a dude...reeeeal nice.

8. Brittany Murphy - She'll want food in return.

9. Jack Nicholson

10. Clint Eastwood



Worst

1. Cameron Diaz - Fucking bitch.

2. Bruce Willis - Man whore.

3. Demi Moore - Craddle rocker

4. Tobey Maguire - Not even eBay worthy...

5. Alan Alda

6. Halle Berry

7. Winona Ryder - She might steal your pen, so make sure use one of those cheap bics

8. Teri Hatcher

9. Joaquin Phoenix

10. Russell Crowe - Be alert & ready to duck w/ this one...

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20 Scandalous Comments

Cameron Diaz is a nasty skank.

Saturday, May 13th, 2006 @ 11:20am
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She is way too full of herself. I feel bad for J.Timberlake for putting up with her.

Saturday, May 13th, 2006 @ 1:43pm
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lets see how dumb she thinks they are
when i autograph my name in her face with
a white hot branding iron

Saturday, May 13th, 2006 @ 5:47pm
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haha! Well, the girls get no excuses from me. they think they're hot shit.

the guys though. When i think of guys like Willis , Crowe, and Phoenix, they probably don't know why someone would want their signature. I mean, really. What is an autograph? They're humbleness is probably mistaken for conceit.

Saturday, May 13th, 2006 @ 7:25pm
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Cameron never gave me a hard time when I asked for her autograph. I was working for Northwest Airlines in Toronto, she was here during the film festival. She was very cool about it. She signed it with a heart, and she gave me an unforgettable smile afterwards.

Sunday, May 14th, 2006 @ 1:22am
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She loked the best in the mask. Now she's been banged too much by Justin Timberlake.

Sunday, May 14th, 2006 @ 2:31am
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I can't believe she's half cuban

Sunday, May 14th, 2006 @ 4:07am
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diaz has a really real buttaface.nice body but with this face...nah!

Sunday, May 14th, 2006 @ 5:27am
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Actually autographs are dumb. Why do you want someones signature? Its simply worthless.

Sunday, May 14th, 2006 @ 7:08am
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I wouldn't say they were worthless, do you know how much you can sell them for at ebay?

Sunday, May 14th, 2006 @ 10:30am
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*I wouldn’t say they were worthless, do you know how much you can sell them for at ebay?*****

That would be the only reason i would want one of these vapid stupid idiots autographs. Is because of the whole e-bay thing and some fool wanting one of their signatures and paying money for it. Who was it that said "a fool and his money are soon departed."? Anyway, unless it is a historical autograph, ie Lincoln, Jefferson, Washington, B. Franklin, FDR, JFK, RFK, MLK, Da Vinci, etc. etc. Otherwise, Who cares.

Sunday, May 14th, 2006 @ 10:42am
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Matt Damon is a really nice autograph-signer. I saw him on set in NYC after a day of shooting and he sat there for about ten minutes just to sign autographs and take pictures with me and my friends.

Sunday, May 14th, 2006 @ 12:04pm
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I hate this ugly hag.She's so full of herself.

By looking at the autograph list I just realized that I like most of the ones who are good signers and I can't stand most of the bad ones. Although I'll gladly take Joaquin over crazy midget Tom.

Sunday, May 14th, 2006 @ 12:08pm
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I cannot understand the appeal of autographs. If you need a famous person to write their name on a piece of paper for you, you really need a better hobby.

For an autograph seeker to call someone a loser or a dirtbag is the height of irony.

Sunday, May 14th, 2006 @ 3:42pm
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pok3r f4ce u hav n da singnature of her i hav been dien 2 hav at list 1 of a famous ppl singnature !!...... but i will c when dey come 2 toronto 4 da film festibal i think im gonna go n c if i get asingnature.. itz true u can sell dem but on ebay dat iz gonna take 2 long !!.... n dey arnt worthless

peace yall!!

Friday, September 1st, 2006 @ 6:21pm
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n cherry yb does it suppise u dat u iz half cuban huuuu !! ....cause spanich ppl r hot dats y ??

Friday, September 1st, 2006 @ 6:24pm
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Let's see how dumb she thinks autographs are when she's a has-been. She's not going to stay young forever.

Saturday, May 13th, 2006 @ 2:35pm
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plus,when clooney gives you an autograph,he also gives you lots of attention ;) clooney rocks!

Sunday, May 14th, 2006 @ 5:28am
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Angelinaaa!!! Aww...I love her!!!

Monday, May 5th, 2008 @ 10:12am
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Cameron Diaz was very nice and signed a beautiful 8x10 black and white for my daughter. It is all about how you ask. If you give her attitude, I would refuse too. Cameron is a wonderful and funny actress! Give her a break and quit bashing her!

Sunday, May 18th, 2008 @ 5:29pm
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