Kelly Osbourne Doing Her Best To Look Hot
Monday, May 15th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Can you really blame her for paying thousands of dollars in order to look somewhat hot to dudes you decided to chug three 40s as soon as they crawled out of bed? I don't know about you guys, but I think she's heading in the right direction. She's roughly 130lbs away from being handed a Buttafaces Brown Bag! As always, we're pullin' for you Kelly.
As the great Rob Schneider would say, "YOU CAN DO IT!!!!!!"
God shes just fugly, makes me unhappy in the pants :( Kinda like a turtle's head retreating into its shell....
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she looks like paris hilton's fat twin
you know the one they keep chained in the basement
and feed raw steaks
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this makes me want to gouge out my eyes with a dull pencil and fill in my gaping eye sockets with rock salt...
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very nice iceman
fine violent imagery with a hint of greek tragedy
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Greek tragedy?? Should we also send him across the river Styx to be met by Hades since he viewed such a ghastly image? I like the thought of a fat Super Slut twin who is chained in the basment eating steaks, kinda reminds me of The People Under The Stairs.
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I think she's a cutie...not hot though.
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lillyspryte:
http://www.theatrehistory.com/ancient/oedipus001.html
eye gouging always reminds me of oedipus
or king lear
or that scene in "marked for death"
where stephen segal gouges out screwface's eyes
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Yeah John, but that dude was F*ckin his mom and didn't know it!!! What would u do!? ;)
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Im an ozzy fan but his daughter is a joke, and i admit she has lost weight but why does her face seem to stay permanently fat?
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Tuxman:
the Nashville Pussy song "keep on fuckin'" comes to mind
http://www.nashvillepussy.com/lyrics.htm
it's God's first commandment
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nora:
because she has a fat soul
just like star jones
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It looks like she has lost weight because her clavicles are showing.
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Fatty.
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she looks like she ate paris hilton
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Greasy bronze ain't workin' for you either, Kelly O.
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Looks like she is wearing body glitter...gross
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Looks like she goes to bed and "wakes up with the king". Talk about man hands she's fucking grasping her purse like bret favre on the 30yd line. hehe, the tatoo in the third pic tells it all...BOAT ANCHOR.
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whatever you say, but at least she is looking much better than before. give the girl a try!!
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Awww you guys are really mean. i have to admit that in my opinion she looks good here, compared to other photos of her where her hair an absolute mess (grocery shopping or on the runway with nicole richie) her face is sweet: although again, she would appear prettier if should could shave off 10lbs or even some more to her frame.
i like the makeup - minus the flower - not the style in general just on her
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Aaah.. you guys...
I thinks she's beautiful. Well ok.. she's (a bit) plumb.. but still.. She's got a gorgeous face.. And I bet.. when's she loses weight(which i believe she's already workin' on) you guys will realise that's she's hot. xxx
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"she would appear prettier if should could shave off 10lbs'
what do you mean
with like a straight razor?
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Bravo Lisa S. That was pretty funny!! :)
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She has the same chubby moon face as Drew Barrymore.
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She’s got a gorgeous face..***
Are you fucking kidding me??!! STFU sharon o., gorgeous my ass. Grace KELLY had what you could call a gorgeous face. Kelly osbourne, on the other hand is just a fat fug. I dont care how much weight the cow lost or will lose, she still has an ugly round moon face with goofy looks. you got your "KELLYS" mixed up.
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her face looks like it should be on a jar of baby food
also for you Kelly Osbourne fans here is an offical Kelly salt and pepper shaker set
http://www.janicewise.com/sh6050a.jpg
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eek! i like her tattoos though.
john- lol
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she might stand a chance at being hot if she got lipo on her face.
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She's heavier than the stick insects that are in the tabloids all the time but she's not fat compared to most Americans. And I think her round face makes people automatically think "fat" when they look at her because most people would have to be seriously obese to have their face start to look that round.
She may not be to your taste, but she's hardly huge.
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food, gas, alcohol, drugs and god. that's how america rolls.
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look in the mirror ppl.
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Her body looks like an unmade bed.
I'd still tap that, mainly because I'm a self-hating loser.
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Must you speak bad about her ? She is wearing a beautyful dress and she has a great make up on, and all you do is talking about how fat her face look and how fat she looks, I mean.. She is far away from fat, maybe a bit chubby, but not near fat. Stop this bullshit talk.. I have an eating disorder and eat very little just because I read things like this on websites and magazines.. Like if I had some more fat on my body im worth nothing, thats how it feels.. So shut up and respect lovely Kelly the way that she is!
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She's fucking ugly. eww eww
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It's nice to know that most of you faggots whom most likely have never been laid are talking trash about someone because they aren't anorexic. Maybe Nichole Richie is your type? I bet you like those bitches that look 12 don't you?
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It's odd how so many of you talk about how fat she is, when in actuality she's the really the size of any average female. I guess it's easy to call her fat when all you do is stare at 90 pound celebs all day and don't come in contact with normal people.
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So then,Your all fucking oil paintings yourselves are you?
Wake up you pack of Ignorant Pigs.
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i've seen her [recently] several times, she looks really good!!![well, in comparison to before she now looks AMAZING!]
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She has an ugly round FAT as fuck moon face, does the ugly bitch even own cheekbones. nope.
guess she will have to purchase some like so many in Hollywood do.
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Her head/shape of her face reminds me of a basketball. I am going to go and shoot some hoops now.
BTW, good call Allie, Grace Kelly was a woman you would call gorgeous, not this ugly peice of wannabe shit.
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