Kelly Osbourne Doing Her Best To Look Hot



Can you really blame her for paying thousands of dollars in order to look somewhat hot to dudes you decided to chug three 40s as soon as they crawled out of bed? I don't know about you guys, but I think she's heading in the right direction. She's roughly 130lbs away from being handed a Buttafaces Brown Bag! As always, we're pullin' for you Kelly.

As the great Rob Schneider would say, "YOU CAN DO IT!!!!!!"

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God shes just fugly, makes me unhappy in the pants :( Kinda like a turtle's head retreating into its shell....

Monday, May 15th, 2006 @ 12:12pm
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she looks like paris hilton's fat twin
you know the one they keep chained in the basement
and feed raw steaks

Monday, May 15th, 2006 @ 12:15pm
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this makes me want to gouge out my eyes with a dull pencil and fill in my gaping eye sockets with rock salt...

Monday, May 15th, 2006 @ 12:17pm
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very nice iceman
fine violent imagery with a hint of greek tragedy

Monday, May 15th, 2006 @ 12:23pm
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Greek tragedy?? Should we also send him across the river Styx to be met by Hades since he viewed such a ghastly image? I like the thought of a fat Super Slut twin who is chained in the basment eating steaks, kinda reminds me of The People Under The Stairs.

Monday, May 15th, 2006 @ 12:46pm
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I think she's a cutie...not hot though.

Monday, May 15th, 2006 @ 1:11pm
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lillyspryte:
http://www.theatrehistory.com/ancient/oedipus001.html
eye gouging always reminds me of oedipus
or king lear
or that scene in "marked for death"
where stephen segal gouges out screwface's eyes

Monday, May 15th, 2006 @ 1:22pm
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Yeah John, but that dude was F*ckin his mom and didn't know it!!! What would u do!? ;)

Monday, May 15th, 2006 @ 1:26pm
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Im an ozzy fan but his daughter is a joke, and i admit she has lost weight but why does her face seem to stay permanently fat?

Monday, May 15th, 2006 @ 1:39pm
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Tuxman:
the Nashville Pussy song "keep on fuckin'" comes to mind
http://www.nashvillepussy.com/lyrics.htm
it's God's first commandment

Monday, May 15th, 2006 @ 1:50pm
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nora:
because she has a fat soul
just like star jones

Monday, May 15th, 2006 @ 1:51pm
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It looks like she has lost weight because her clavicles are showing.

Monday, May 15th, 2006 @ 2:05pm
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Fatty.

Monday, May 15th, 2006 @ 2:39pm
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she looks like she ate paris hilton

Monday, May 15th, 2006 @ 5:07pm
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Greasy bronze ain't workin' for you either, Kelly O.

Monday, May 15th, 2006 @ 6:56pm
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Looks like she is wearing body glitter...gross

Monday, May 15th, 2006 @ 7:00pm
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Looks like she goes to bed and "wakes up with the king". Talk about man hands she's fucking grasping her purse like bret favre on the 30yd line. hehe, the tatoo in the third pic tells it all...BOAT ANCHOR.

Monday, May 15th, 2006 @ 7:47pm
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whatever you say, but at least she is looking much better than before. give the girl a try!!

Monday, May 15th, 2006 @ 9:00pm
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Awww you guys are really mean. i have to admit that in my opinion she looks good here, compared to other photos of her where her hair an absolute mess (grocery shopping or on the runway with nicole richie) her face is sweet: although again, she would appear prettier if should could shave off 10lbs or even some more to her frame.

i like the makeup - minus the flower - not the style in general just on her

Monday, May 15th, 2006 @ 11:37pm
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Aaah.. you guys...

I thinks she's beautiful. Well ok.. she's (a bit) plumb.. but still.. She's got a gorgeous face.. And I bet.. when's she loses weight(which i believe she's already workin' on) you guys will realise that's she's hot. xxx

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 6:39am
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"she would appear prettier if should could shave off 10lbs'
what do you mean
with like a straight razor?

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 8:04am
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Bravo Lisa S. That was pretty funny!! :)

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 10:07am
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She has the same chubby moon face as Drew Barrymore.

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 10:43am
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She’s got a gorgeous face..***

Are you fucking kidding me??!! STFU sharon o., gorgeous my ass. Grace KELLY had what you could call a gorgeous face. Kelly osbourne, on the other hand is just a fat fug. I dont care how much weight the cow lost or will lose, she still has an ugly round moon face with goofy looks. you got your "KELLYS" mixed up.

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 10:53am
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her face looks like it should be on a jar of baby food
also for you Kelly Osbourne fans here is an offical Kelly salt and pepper shaker set
http://www.janicewise.com/sh6050a.jpg

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 11:00am
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eek! i like her tattoos though.

john- lol

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 2:02pm
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she might stand a chance at being hot if she got lipo on her face.

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 6:56pm
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She's heavier than the stick insects that are in the tabloids all the time but she's not fat compared to most Americans. And I think her round face makes people automatically think "fat" when they look at her because most people would have to be seriously obese to have their face start to look that round.

She may not be to your taste, but she's hardly huge.

Wednesday, May 17th, 2006 @ 11:44pm
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food, gas, alcohol, drugs and god. that's how america rolls.

Thursday, May 18th, 2006 @ 1:39am
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look in the mirror ppl.

Thursday, May 18th, 2006 @ 2:57pm
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Her body looks like an unmade bed.

I'd still tap that, mainly because I'm a self-hating loser.

Saturday, June 17th, 2006 @ 9:57pm
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Must you speak bad about her ? She is wearing a beautyful dress and she has a great make up on, and all you do is talking about how fat her face look and how fat she looks, I mean.. She is far away from fat, maybe a bit chubby, but not near fat. Stop this bullshit talk.. I have an eating disorder and eat very little just because I read things like this on websites and magazines.. Like if I had some more fat on my body im worth nothing, thats how it feels.. So shut up and respect lovely Kelly the way that she is!

Wednesday, July 12th, 2006 @ 3:43pm
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She's fucking ugly. eww eww

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006 @ 5:42am
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It's nice to know that most of you faggots whom most likely have never been laid are talking trash about someone because they aren't anorexic. Maybe Nichole Richie is your type? I bet you like those bitches that look 12 don't you?

Wednesday, November 8th, 2006 @ 4:11pm
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It's odd how so many of you talk about how fat she is, when in actuality she's the really the size of any average female. I guess it's easy to call her fat when all you do is stare at 90 pound celebs all day and don't come in contact with normal people.

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007 @ 9:05am
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So then,Your all fucking oil paintings yourselves are you?
Wake up you pack of Ignorant Pigs.

Saturday, January 26th, 2008 @ 10:04am
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i've seen her [recently] several times, she looks really good!!![well, in comparison to before she now looks AMAZING!]

Monday, May 15th, 2006 @ 1:22pm
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She has an ugly round FAT as fuck moon face, does the ugly bitch even own cheekbones. nope.
guess she will have to purchase some like so many in Hollywood do.

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 10:56am
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Her head/shape of her face reminds me of a basketball. I am going to go and shoot some hoops now.

BTW, good call Allie, Grace Kelly was a woman you would call gorgeous, not this ugly peice of wannabe shit.

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 11:00am
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