The Bastardly Minute With... Leilani Dowding

Damn cept for the pic where shes smiling outta the corener of her mouth like alicia silverstone, shes a hottie....im suprised that this chick hasnt been in some noodie mag yet...

wow, now that is hot. Nice ass.

I don't find it surprising she didn't get any votes.
With the exception of Scarlett, all the Bastardly Sexy Ladies were at least cute.
Leilani here ain't cute, is she a porn star?
If ya gotta try to be sexy, it ain't gonna happen - either ya got it or ya don't.

she's a Page 3 girl so there's atleast topless pics of her out there..... not sure about fully nude though... maybe one of our readers in the UK could shed some light about her.

you having a filipina craving lately, Jackson? Leilani Dowding is half-white half-filipina...fyi.

gaga-gugu

holy god! Good one, man.

she would be a giant "meh" without that outfit.
and man, those hair extensions are lookin funky.

Fucking hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nice almond eyes

her two front teeth are unnaturally huge........ "all I want for Christmas is some dental cosmetic surgery".............

I have to agree with waffles, without the outfit she's just blah.

Chicklets!!

Hey Spryte, don't be hatin just because she has big buck teeth, collagen lips, bad weave / extensions, crooked mouth, flat ass.....oh wait, HATE!!

Man you people talk like she's disgusting or something. Fair enough she's has fake tits, then again so do a lot of sluts out there, her teeth aren't bad, apart from that she is fine.

...not sure how I feel about the costume/poses in this shoot. There isn't any sexiness in it...it looks like what my friends and I do on halloween every year. This isn't even porn quality, its drunken undergrad halloween frat party. She could be really sexy in a proper photo shoot though.

Good one moose, that actually made me think of Bugs Bunny when he dresses like a girl, then it made me think of Dana Carvey when he was playing Garth, and he and Wayne were sitting on the hood of the car talking about hot chicks.

I thought she was a porn star, so I went to see if she had done any anal scenes. Sadly she's not a porn star. But she might still do anal.

real342.......what the fuck is it with you an anal??? Are you some sort of weirdo? Nobody wants to hear about that sort of filth.

lol, this topic has always been weird to me, and it even produced an entirely different post area earlier (thanks to NodakGirl)....... I think anal is disgusting, which is why I never have and never will do it....... but..... I also don't think it is right to criticize other people who enjoy it.... as long as they are not openly offending people by talking about it at inappropriate times......... and The Bastardly is obviously a site where people discuss inappropriate subject matter. Hey, as long as we don't start talking about political agendas or abortion I am good! :)

To change the subject a little here, Eva Longoria topped Maxim's list, again! She is hot but come on. Where was she on the Bastardly list? New thread needed guys

John, you have it all wrong, allow me to help you out:

Be fruitful and multiply! For your seed shall be as the sands of the Earth! If thou shalt know the woman from behind, thy seed shooter will be stricken with a great curse, which will in later times be known as the "clap".

and marsupials are not bad people, HORSES are bad people! (flash to a woman sitting, taking a sip of tea, then grabbing at her throat. She points toward the kitchen where a horse is standing, smiling evily at her, and she looks at him and yells "Murder!")

good stuff lillyspryte

she's got cellulite.

Ahh I was just watching Wayne's World the other day. I laughed a lot.

I'm not too surprised that she didn't make the list- I think she's lovely, and of course, most of the women that get objectified here... well, they don't do anything for me.

As for the cellulite, most PEI models have it. Tiffany Fallon, anyone? For that matter, most women Olympic track participants have it. It's more to do with the way fat interacts with connective tissue than anything else.

cute and all, nice thighs too. the flabby ass is wisely only shown once. i don't know why she's wearing the nurse suit (i'd be doing all the injections).

HAHAHAH! Oh Wiseman... you crack me up. And you remind me about that character in Family Guy that followed Peter around, calling him "a phony."

Ohh, the other day I was at the dentist gettin the grill cleaned and the body brazed.....Yeah man, the lady doing the pain was totally hawt u know what i mean and just rubbing allll-up-against-da-bawdie.

It was the best hour of pain in a long time.

Shes popular over here, page 3 girl. Not as all over the place as she used 2 be.

yea the shoes ruin it. oh and her face. body is bangin though.

i dont think she got fakies...i think they are just pushed up...are most, if not all, Page 3 girls au naturale??? Nice post Jacks...

Have seen the lady in the flesh and she looked so much better than in these pics. I don't think the outfit does her any favours at all. I can also confirm her tits are the real deal! No need to get fake ones when your natural ones look like Leilani's.

[...] Jackson featured Ms. Dowding in one of his Bastardly Minutes posts, so make sure you check that out. Secondly, we’ve emailed her a couple times for one of our ultra-exclusive Bastardly Interviews, but she has refused to respond (for some odd reason). Leilani, honey, please don’t be shy b/c Jackson won’t bite you (…in the wrong places!) [...]

She's a page three girl here in the u.k she's got a great body. I'm really hoping that she will eventually take the step and become a porn model...

very best idea make rules time!

If you want to flash your ass, it would help for you to actually have one!

Dave - Rome Dawg (the fililpina connoiseur) showed me her a while back and I came across these HQs so it was a must to post her up...

lillyspryte there are so many places to go with that teeth comment
i am dizzied with indecisiveness.

#3 yes

She looks like a slut

Too many gimmicks

Plus you're not supposed to wear stockings with open-toed shoes

yes real
God shall strike you down if you persist in wasting your sperm
be fertile or die!
your heathenism makes me want to crucify marsupials
everyone knows satan made them

this is stacy keibler from an all asian alternate dimension

If she's trying to be a playboy bunny, she certainly has the rabbit part down pat.