Bastardly Lady of the Day - Vivian

What the christ!

"damnit there are women who arent HOT in this world and many I have seen actually got confused and sent in some pics for Bastardly Hot Lady of the Day"

That's hilarious. She's right, you know.

John.......... Christ on a cracker!

Vivian, cheer up! The world will remember you for your wit, which has more presence than a lifeless beauty........ so enjoy the mind you have over the beauty you claim you don't have.........

I think she looks good. Not hot, but she looks good.
At least she is sincere and she's not trying to look like a porn star or a bitch saying she is sooo hot.
Go girl!

sweet maria. it's bastardly hot lady, HOT and LADY. mein gott, the bastardly mr. ed look-alike of the day is tomorrow. fock.

oooh so emo!

Average looking and good personality.....

This can't be real. I'm not going to say anything about her because if this is real, it is way too sad.

AT LEAST SHE GOT A SENSE OF HUMOR AND SHES NOT UP THERE THINKIN SHES THE NEXT MARILYN MONROE. NOT VERY CUTE, BUT ID SHARE MY STASH WITH HER.
GIGGETY GIGGETY!!!

Humor is sexy! However, self deprecation is not very bastardly. Vivian, I am a bastard too, although my parents lied to me until I was near adulthood. That's uber bastardly indeed!

Damnit, now I'm getting the motherfucking popups!

Well I really dont think shes bad but not great or hot which she states she knows anyway.
Anon i dont really see it anywhere in there she is saying she looks like a disgusting piece of shit, seems to me she is just saying she is not hot, which hot is a very hard thing to be, hot is not just looking good its well beyond that i also think she is just kind of making fun of all the girls who arent very attractive that have previously posted and saying they are hot seems to me she is just being honest, saying you a not so hot lady of the say doesnt automatically make you ugly, there are other things inbetween ugly and hot

Atleast its not another Asian

WHAT???

You mean this HAS'NT been the Bastardly NOT HOT lady of the day for a while???

From the looks of some of the submissions, i was very confused on this.... i think this is a lie. it has been BASTARDLY NOT HOT LADY OF THE DAY for a while, they just didnt tell everyone, only the NOT HOT people.

umm ya iceman -- cogh cough, like lisa s, cough cough.

Can we see some "not so hot" ass and titties? What is the fucking deal with these submissions leaving out the most important part. THE ASS AND TITTIES SHOT.

She is making me sick.

You know...its hard to get your ass and tits in a pic with a camera phone and no one around to take your pic.

She should have posted some tittay pics. Lets be real, her face aint nothing to write home about. Tittay shots might have helped. You gotta excentuate your assets.

Oh wait, b1tch said they were wow too small. wow.

You lost.

Oh yeah I forgot to put how smart I am too, I noticed most of the other BLOTD answered the education question no one else saw but them, so I suppose I should too.
I have my GED... and.... yeah well thats all I have.

Yeah I know.. I am just totally screwed in life!
I know without a college education or looks you can't accomplish anything in life, you become an invalid, staring at blank walls all day long with drool dripping from your mouth.

lol. It could be worst though. You could be from New Orleans or the Sudan and you still doing better than 90% of world just of the fact that you live in America. You gotta put things in perspective.

funny/perceptive/big tits/nice skin tone/pretty hair

get a life/some confidence/stop complaining

:)

Hey, anything for the lowly peasants. Be naught weary for to thee I present a gift and that gift is wisdom. Always remember to worry thineself naught of matters such as having opinions and forming actual intellectual thoughts. Remain in the kitchen and bedroom sweet wench, for in those rooms only may thine true talents be utilized...

Wow. She's got issues. Sure, all people do, but I smell a ticking bomb here...

This feels a little like role playing...

I do indeed have issuses, but thats a whole other issue.

She does look like Celine Dion if she gained 100 pounds (lets face it the real celine weighs about forty pounds soaking wet) gotta love the fake "feel bad for me " bullshit..NOT.....bleh bleh and triple BLEH...she is boring and looks like she was rode hard and put up wet without a rubdown. Nuff said!

On one hand you made me laugh, but on the other hand I can't help but get the feeling that this is a card you always play, this self-deprication thing. And the thing about that card, is that the first two or three cracks are funny, but then after that it just gets uncomfortable. People don't know if they should keep on laughing because it could be funny, or if they need to reassure you and counteract your self-loathing with showers of compliments. In either case, it's a perplexing situation where no one is exactly sure how much of this joking around is meant purely to entertain, or if it really is a sign of a deeper problem.

So while I have no intention of attempting to psychoanalyze you here, I guess the point of my rambling is that your repeated attempts to be funny by deriding yourself get old and awkward. I think you need to dig yourself a new niche in the land of humor, because you have potential to be funny, but try not to always be funny at your own expense.

this is the weirdest BLOTD so far. First of all, it's nice when a girl is humble but this is just crazy. i think it's horrible that a girl would talk herself down and have everyone support her for her honesty and even applaud her for being "funny". I just don't see the humor in a girl looking down on herself. Sure, she's no Adriana Lima but that doesn't mean she needs to sit there and say she's "not hot", etc. Vivian, you can't be serious so quit with the semi-funny sob story. We're not buying it! And second, everyone please quit bringing up Lisa S. She is right, she does get all the attention wherever she goes because of pathetic people in this world. Quit feeding the ego!

This is Bastardly Lady of the Day; not Lane Bryant lady of the day..... off to the KFC with ya...

Ok so if someone thinks they are hot they are an arrogant slut, yet if someone doesn't think they are hot then they are looking for sympathy? One thing I am not is a faker and the truth I don't feel I very attractive and I bet you 80% of women don't feel they are attractive, not all admit it but im sure its true.
I don't feel that being a BLOTD you have to be HOT physically, why can't you just have a good personality? I don't look for sympathy in any way, but read the comments, the majority of people enjoy someone with a sense of humor more than the fake tittied bleached blonde bimbos that can only say how hot she is. Like someone said earlier beauty does not last very long in life (no matter how much one pays for plastic surgery) but personality does last . I don't care if people call me ugly or whatnot but one thing I don't like being called is fake.

How could one look boring when they have been rode hard? Isnt being ridden hard pretty exciting? ;-)

"I don’t feel that being a BLOTD you have to be HOT physically, why can’t you just have a good personality?"

Thank christ you aren't running the website
off to the oxygen chanel with this shit
and that was funny fonda
fucking lane bryant

Moose, I think your very intelligent and what you say would make sense, but I really don't feel that saying I am not hot is a put down.. I am not calling myself butt ugly or hideous but I also know I am not gorgeous... Why is there only one or the other? is there no inbetween? I can assure you there is no deeper problems and I am sorry if all my jokes make people feel awkward but thats who I am, I have always been like that its like i don't even think about stuff, it just comes out of my mouth/ fingers . I am not depressed or suicidal. I am fine with the way my life is and I am generally a happy person, and yes I do like to make people laugh, some people crack on other people to make people laugh , I guess i just crack on myself ( not knowingly ) I dont like putting people down and if it seemed like I was putting myself down, I didnt really mean to, I just dont feel I am a "hot" girl and there are very few girls that honestly deep down inside feel hot, because the truth is if most girls thought they were truly hot there would be no business for the plastic surgeons. That being said, I love the Bastardly and all the bastardly bastards on it!

Above average. Feel lucky for that.

pass the s'mores
"Kumbaya my lord, kumbaya
Kumbaya my lord, kumbaya
Kumbaya my lord, kumbaya
Oh lord, kumbaya"

What the fuck is going on here!
this is the Bastardly
not the big fat oprah show
there are no car keys under your seat
stop being nice
Where are the bastards for christ sake!

Yeah, no shit. Bring on the nasty, bitches!

Lets see you drive a model car through your corn hole you piggy bitch. I'm sick of hearing about your "personality," it is no more enjoyable than Lisa S. Now grab your ankles and take it like Lisa only this time I want you to scream "moooooooo."

As I said before...you guys are so hypocritical..now ur complaining about not taking "Ass/TITTY" shots...if she did you'd be calling her a nasty attention camera whore..Make up your GOD DAMN FUCKING MINDS!!!

Correct you are shibby...

You were more attractive before you started posting. You are not ugly, but your personality is, well, not attractive. I agree with Moose, self-depreciation is your thing and after a while it gets uncomfortable. A little self confidence is what you need.

Yet, in truth I'd still have sex with you, because as I have said before all girls are doable under the right circumstances. Your circumstance is this: Assuming I was unattached and had no better prospect, I would let you blow me, but only if I could watch a baseball game while you did it. Then you would have to leave immediately thereafter without saying a word.

When will people learn that you cant win on this site? The only idea id suggest would be these:

1. Submit photos of yourself hanging out with friends or doing something other than taking picture after picture of yourself with your webcam/camera in your room. Because otherwise you look like a self-obsessed loser.

2. You must be very attractive, dress neutral but classy. The more flesh you cover, the fewer flaws people will find on you, and you should not posess any type of physical abnormality such as an oversized nose or large mole. You should be well proportioned and again, a beautiful girl.

3. Finally, say as little as possible. Best yet, don't say anything and dont bother answering the standard questions cause people will find something wrong with what you say no matter how hard you try. If you try to be sarcastic, it is likely your comment will be misinterpreted or you will be scorned for your attempted sense of humour. It is hard to pull off sarcasm and/or a witty remark on the internet, and you can never please everyone. If you tell everyone a couple things about yourself you will regret it. Bastardly readers will find a way to tear you up whether you have a BA, a degree from Yale, or you just work at the local tanning salon. Do not say you are attractive because then you are conceited. Do not say you are ugly/average because then you are looking for sympathy. Do not say anything at all. And that goes for any sort of rebuttle in the comment section as well.

If you do as I say, then you may have a 90% success rate with your comments and in the end feel better about yourself as a person. You can leave a happy person with an elevated boost in your self-esteem, knowing that you are a "hot" girl. But of course, there will always be that bastard that expects a "tittie and ass shot."

I wish you well in your endeavours Vivian, and Id recommend that you spend less time on the computer and more time out in the real world, where people are much less likely to treat you like a bag of crap to your face.

there are no rules
death will find you no matter what you do
Bastardly.com is like life
if you feel the need to send in your photos prepare yourself
for the rolercoaster

lana lang:
nicely done

hehe, the couch is sexier.

she seems like one of those low self-esteem girls that you can compliment till she gives it up. then you can leave while she's still sleeping, not call for a week, call her and treat her like a goddess again, wash, rinse, repeat...

I don't think you look so bad. Honestly...

Good call ninja, but being that I am a virgin I doubt thats the kind of girl I am. Low self esteem does not = easy phycho slut.

*Psycho

i still think this is weird. Vivian, you are like the opposite of Lisa S.

#66: No. The opposite of Lisa S. would be a woman that is both super hot and super smart.

i must of struck a nerve. it's hard to find, seeing how furry a chinchilla is... you can shake your ass...i mean, your face and couch.

self-depreciation is fun, till a man wakes up with you (dissatisfied and bored)...and you wake up by yourself (dissatisfied and bored with your life). imagine, you are a rug...hehe, if you track dirt on yourself, then i'm gonna track some dog shit in.

now then, post a hymen and not the molly shannon quadriplets.

For all you bastardly readers that said that she just saying all this to make us feel sorry for her. I don't think so , what I think is that she choose to criticize herself so when other people write cruel comments about her , her ego or self-esteem wouldn't be hurt so much. Let's face it , bastardly readers are never happy .

Yeah, you are average, that is not bad.
You could be a nasty ho, like Lisa S.

What do my Chinchillas have to do with anything?

She's average. Not ugly, although she reminds me a bit of a mouse.

cool answers

Vivian.......you are hot, as long as I have a face....you have a place to sit......and I'm glad you have wide hips and (I'm hoping) a big butt. Straddle my head and Ride'Em Cowgirl! Yee-Hahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

Ew.

COOL ANSWERS!
I ALMOST FEEL BAD ABOUT CALLING YOU A CHIPMUNK...
(PIC 3)

Gotta give her props for the honesty...but where is the self esteem, Vivian? You don't have to be gorgeous to have good self esteem, nor do you have to be a fake blonde whore...

like lilysprite said, Cheer Up!!

your tits dont look exactly "small" to me. they look like a good healthy decent size. and they are REAL, which makes them way better than the likes of Pam Andersons and her ilk's fake huge ballons. I am not saying you are ugly, cause you are not, you not gorgeous either, but most people were not born with pretty or beautiful faces. just a lucky few. Besides, beauty fades - dumb is forever. plus you are funny too. good luck in your life.

This chick wrote that shit to try to get people to feel bad for her and be all ohhhh vivian youre not ugly ohhh dont feel bad you look good wa wa fucking wa. Give me a break. She knows damn well shes not an ugly ho. She looks just fine. And her tits arent small either so shes full of shit. She probably knew if she told the truth and said she thinks shes hot shit youd all slam her into a hole, so she chose the alternate route and said she thought she was a disgusting piece of shit.

The conspiracy of the BLOTD has now been uncovered!

GED?. lol, wow.

You lost on all fronts.

loved her answers and the pics !! :)

Wow Tragic I never thought of it that way... you truly are a hero, I was going to commit suicide, but then you put things into perspective for me and now I want to live a full and happy life!

Is this a joke? Vivian is cute and she knows it. ``Ugly" girls don't sit around snapping pictures of themselves smiling in various poses. I should know. But I applaud you for your sense of humor. Next to Christina and Cici's answers, yours were pretty funny.

Yes there is lots of in-between...besides, what's hot/good-looking/beautiful to one may not be to another! "Hot" is subjective. So, it's good to be modest but don't put yourself down...I ride the train (subway) in New York every day and love looking at the faces...everyone's so different and interesting. I know it sounds corny, but just be the best you that you can be....Of course our society has a sort of general view about what's attractive and healthy looking, but sexy really is in the eye of the beholder!

fuck you

how's that?

Ohhh so your into beastiality???? Well I guess everyone has their own sexual preference...

But even though they say that stuff, I think they actually LIKE nasty attention camera whores or just any kind of whore in general.

I think she was being sarcastic back there.

"Wow Tragic I never thought of it that way… you truly are a hero, I was going to commit suicide, but then you put things into perspective for me and now I want to live a full and happy life!"

well.. she is a cool person and not ugly. Hopefully her personality will attract a beautiful-on-the-inside man and she will find love that lasts much longer than the implants of LisaS.

Not pretty. But cool answers.

Refer all psychoanalyzations to the forum, www.forum.moejackson.com

Fuckers.
Getting all off subject.
Getting all brainy.
The nerve of some people.
This site is for sex, drugs, and passive aggression.

Fuckin' awesome.