Gisele Bundchen & George Clooney & The Art of Photoshoot Foreplay
Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Since George Clooney looks fairly young, I want to say these are old, but w/ the thriving airbrushing industry these days, you can never be too sure.
By the way, does anyone know which mag this comes from? I know that at least one of you will know.
After looking @ these snaps, I'm fairly convinced that George Clooney can work the mojo on pretty much anyone out there---especially these hot youngies who are desperate for the Hollywood Schlong. I'm about 98% sure he got a piece of Gisele following this shoot & I'm 100% sure that sex between these two was wholly contingent upon whether George Clooney wanted a piece. That doesn't say much about Gisele, but then again, the girl is a member of the Socialite Sex Trade Organization (SSTO).
























These are from an old issue of Vogue, really old, like maybe 4 or 5 years, possibly more.
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wow. great memory, man!!
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dull....clooney booooring...."I...am batman" suuuure you are there big guy....
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aw thats cute they should be a couple.
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this is from 2001 spring vogue issue.they look really nice,it was when gisele didn't look like a man.i'm sure he and adriana would look better.
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she has a horse face - too bad. George Clooney is heavenly though.
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man, you guys are harsh.
I think Gisele is gorgeous!!
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i'm guessing this is just me, but in some shots, clooney reminds me of Adam Corolla... coincidence? Probably.
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for the record, i thought she looked amazingly hot in Taxi... her acting skills, though... again, she looked amazingly hot in Taxi (I only saw it b/c it was the feature on a flight)
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god. george clooney is such a tool.
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OW!! George Clooney is fiiiine.
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He musta got a piece of that
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NO, George Clooney did not get a piece of that! Gross. Gisele's people claimed that George was hitting on her hard during the shoot, but Gisele was like, "I'm too young, you're too old, so I don't think so buddy". Gisele was 18 then, and George was like, what, 45?
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This comes from the June 2000 issue of Vogue
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First off George Clooney is a closeted homosexual. And the only reason he hit on Gisele is cuz Gisele is actually an anorexic german man in DRAG with plastic surgery.
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LOL!! I would bet dollars to donuts that the poster above is just some fat ugly chick jealous of models.
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Gisele is so hot in taxi, hell yeah!! im a girl but i can surely say she was hot in the movie.
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LOL!! I would bet dollars to donuts that the poster above is just some fat ugly chick jealous of models.
Wow. That's all you got. Are you a guy? Because that is something a guy would say. Because none of them have the balls to come up with other insults than " you're fat and ugly and jealous." Well, now we know who is causing eating disorders!
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I think gisele is gorgeous too!
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vogue from june 2006.. not thaaat old
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But I thought Georgie porgie was gay!
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