Gisele Bundchen & George Clooney & The Art of Photoshoot Foreplay



Since George Clooney looks fairly young, I want to say these are old, but w/ the thriving airbrushing industry these days, you can never be too sure.

By the way, does anyone know which mag this comes from? I know that at least one of you will know.

After looking @ these snaps, I'm fairly convinced that George Clooney can work the mojo on pretty much anyone out there---especially these hot youngies who are desperate for the Hollywood Schlong. I'm about 98% sure he got a piece of Gisele following this shoot & I'm 100% sure that sex between these two was wholly contingent upon whether George Clooney wanted a piece. That doesn't say much about Gisele, but then again, the girl is a member of the Socialite Sex Trade Organization (SSTO).

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These are from an old issue of Vogue, really old, like maybe 4 or 5 years, possibly more.

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 12:13pm
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wow. great memory, man!!

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 12:14pm
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dull....clooney booooring...."I...am batman" suuuure you are there big guy....

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 12:46pm
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aw thats cute they should be a couple.

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 1:10pm
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this is from 2001 spring vogue issue.they look really nice,it was when gisele didn't look like a man.i'm sure he and adriana would look better.

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 5:10pm
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she has a horse face - too bad. George Clooney is heavenly though.

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 5:36pm
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man, you guys are harsh.

I think Gisele is gorgeous!!

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 5:42pm
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i'm guessing this is just me, but in some shots, clooney reminds me of Adam Corolla... coincidence? Probably.

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 6:19pm
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for the record, i thought she looked amazingly hot in Taxi... her acting skills, though... again, she looked amazingly hot in Taxi (I only saw it b/c it was the feature on a flight)

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 6:34pm
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god. george clooney is such a tool.

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 8:16pm
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OW!! George Clooney is fiiiine.

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 10:35pm
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He musta got a piece of that

Wednesday, May 17th, 2006 @ 4:49am
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NO, George Clooney did not get a piece of that! Gross. Gisele's people claimed that George was hitting on her hard during the shoot, but Gisele was like, "I'm too young, you're too old, so I don't think so buddy". Gisele was 18 then, and George was like, what, 45?

Wednesday, May 17th, 2006 @ 2:49pm
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This comes from the June 2000 issue of Vogue

Thursday, May 18th, 2006 @ 8:02am
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First off George Clooney is a closeted homosexual. And the only reason he hit on Gisele is cuz Gisele is actually an anorexic german man in DRAG with plastic surgery.

Friday, May 19th, 2006 @ 4:19am
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LOL!! I would bet dollars to donuts that the poster above is just some fat ugly chick jealous of models.

Friday, May 19th, 2006 @ 11:17pm
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Gisele is so hot in taxi, hell yeah!! im a girl but i can surely say she was hot in the movie.

Saturday, May 27th, 2006 @ 11:54am
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LOL!! I would bet dollars to donuts that the poster above is just some fat ugly chick jealous of models.

Wow. That's all you got. Are you a guy? Because that is something a guy would say. Because none of them have the balls to come up with other insults than " you're fat and ugly and jealous." Well, now we know who is causing eating disorders!

Monday, October 9th, 2006 @ 12:13pm
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I think gisele is gorgeous too!

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 3:43pm
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vogue from june 2006.. not thaaat old

Monday, January 8th, 2007 @ 12:39am
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But I thought Georgie porgie was gay!

Friday, December 26th, 2008 @ 7:36am
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