Keeley Hazell - Bastardly Sexiest Women 2006 - #52



Big ups to Page 3 baby!!!! Keeley Hazell, according to those great folks over at Wikipedia give us the lowdown... 32E-22-32....and she's 19 years old!!!

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Come on show #66 Charlotte Casiraghi, let people see how naturally beautiful this chick is.
not ot mention she was born into a royal family, is filthy sticking rich, and i saw somewhere once, Paris Hilton hates her. Jealousy of her natural beauty on paris part most likely.

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 11:51am
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Them are some big-ass knockers this girl's got.

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 11:52am
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either she is misproportioned or the ta-tas are fake, because she has no tone anywhere on her body, she is a stick with canteloupes for breasts. I mean, she has nice hips, but there is no damn tone!

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 11:55am
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YEah, but she looks fuckin GOOD... THEY LOOK FUCKIN GOOD>>... MMMMmmm Scrumptious!!!!

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 12:10pm
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Not bad for a British chick.

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 12:16pm
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God is Goooooooodah! If I could only get her to beat me unconcious with those boobies.....

FYI there are some awesome pics of her and her calendar at the spank bank.

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 12:31pm
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face is average
body out of this world
fake tits or no, they look pretty real

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 12:38pm
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Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 12:41pm
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not enough ass

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 1:13pm
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oh yea and like every girl in the world has those fuckin long thick side bangs covering up half their face and its really annoying.

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 1:17pm
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Im suprised she has that much curve and she's 32-22-32 I'd say its safer to say she's more along the lines of 35/36 24/25 35/36 but thats just me.

Those are nice natural boobs. One day though she'll probably get them augmented to keep tyhem from sagging so enjoy them natural for now!

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 1:31pm
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She's HOT! Very and she's toned! That's what she said on the FHM interview.

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 1:46pm
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She is what Scarlett Johannsen wishes she is.

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 1:51pm
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I can't believe that anyone's body can look like this naturally! She is beautiful and lucky!

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 1:54pm
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Dave J., you know better than that, I am certainly not jealous, and I call them like I see them, too! She has no tone, yes she is hot, but no tone means flab later in life. :)

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 2:04pm
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I'm a little disturbed by her. When they zoom in on her face she looks all sweet, like she has no idea what that is in between her legs and why sometimes it feels good when she goes to adjust her pants and hits the right spot..
But then she poses nearly naked.

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 2:41pm
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tone?? why do you need tone with a shape like that? some of the pics make her skin look a bit pale, but then the british don't get much sun... she's much better proportioned than Jordan.. and somehow her face reminds me of a young Liz Hurley.

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 2:48pm
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toned??? this has got to be one of the sexiest natural pictures ever! ...

http://gorillamask.net/khcal%20(10).jpg

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 2:57pm
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Thanks for the post Jacks...we gotta keep Keeley in the radar...absolutely stunning...

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 3:13pm
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Bigger breats on a small frame are completely realistic, I know. But, just fyi, pick up any British women's magazine, especially cosmo, and you'll find the back jam-packed with ads for plastic surgeons who tout their skills in "natural-looking" breast augmentation and liposuction. Hmmm, I wonder Keeley Hazell and Lucy Pinder...

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 4:01pm
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If those are real then I'm super jealous of how perfect they look and at how skinny she is. If they're not real. Then whatever, anyone who can afford it can look like her.

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 4:37pm
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There are actually girls that look like this, slim but with giant breasts. It comes as a shock because everyone's so used to seeing post-op fakes. Girls like this tend to get chubby as they age. It's a matter of personal preference as to how good she looks. She has an amazing figure but some people think girls like this look like cows, and smaller-breasted women are more elegant and graceful-looking

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 4:56pm
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Nice body!

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 5:16pm
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If you are looking for more women who are thin with huge natural boobs. Check out bodyinmind.com. It is not work safe, but it isn't porn. It's art.

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 5:55pm
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Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 6:07pm
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wow. to state the obvious, those are some gigantic basketball boobs. she is curvalicious and womanly.

love the 3rd pic on the 1st page. she looks akward and hysterical.

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 7:58pm
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I am obsessed with this chick. I just want to stick my face in those boobs and make motor boat sounds. I think I have one of the largest collections of Keeley Hazell picture posts for a blog in the U.S.

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 8:29pm
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water balloon titties...the last pic is nice, though. only 19? it's gravity not age she has to worry about. she should get some work done. men like perky tits, not udders.

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 9:22pm
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YEAH, SHOW Charlotte Casiraghi!

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 9:26pm
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Wow! I'm jealous of her boobs :( Her body looks great......her face is ok.

Wednesday, May 17th, 2006 @ 1:10am
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Lovley young lass with soo much potential! ..and huge knockers

Wednesday, May 17th, 2006 @ 5:25am
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If only she had an ass. What a waste.

Wednesday, May 17th, 2006 @ 8:15am
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I will second that she has little to no tone... If she could tone up her legs more and her ass... she's be good.

I think she's VERY hot.. but tone is what gives you longevity in the hottness area.

Wednesday, May 17th, 2006 @ 10:07am
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Wednesday, May 17th, 2006 @ 4:04pm
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Charlotte Casiraghi is not in Keeley's league, and stop going on about tone it sound's lame.

Friday, September 22nd, 2006 @ 10:37am
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Those jubblies are perfect!

Saturday, October 7th, 2006 @ 11:46pm
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Janet Jackson, ugly bish.

Tuesday, December 19th, 2006 @ 11:02pm
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u look better than my gf and u look fuk'in hot i love u

Monday, March 5th, 2007 @ 2:55am
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Alot of people are hating on her, but she's freaking hot, she even has a nice face, how toned are you all?

Thursday, March 22nd, 2007 @ 3:26pm
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yo i wanna stick my finger down the crack of her ass.

Thursday, March 22nd, 2007 @ 11:21pm
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She is so beautiful! I found her biography here http://people.famouswhy.com/keeley_hazell/

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 9:19am
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perfect i would do anything 4 her beauties
yeah...

Monday, April 16th, 2007 @ 3:42am
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her tata's are not fake, you can tell by the shape and the slight natural sag...i'm so sick of people thinking that any small framed woman with big boobs must have gone under the knife...i am a NATURAL 32D (and sometimes DD depending on the bra), 5'2" and slim/thin...oftentimes, if i wear something fitted that shows off my figure, women make snide remarks amongst themselves about boob jobs, or whisper something about my chest...it annoys the hell out of me...women are so damn jealous and insecure...don't hate just because someone is blessed with something more beautiful than you.

Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 11:00am
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They do look fake.. I'm sorry, but I know all about fake breasts and the shape is clearly not natural.
Breasts are made of adipose tissues mainly anyway and that's fat. She's too skinny to have ones that shape with that figure. It's common sense.

I don't think anyone's jealous.

Fake tits look nicer anyway. Stay firmer forever.

Sunday, August 12th, 2007 @ 6:54pm
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Tuesday, August 14th, 2007 @ 9:07pm
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I find this lady very enticing especially her big breasts which I believe are delightfully delicious to taste and amusing to feel. Great fuck actually, great british fuck...!

Thursday, September 13th, 2007 @ 5:31am
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ur right charlotte casiraghi isnt in her league, shes 100 times BETTER, she has a natural beauty, that not many girls have, very symmetrical and unique face. good face features also.

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 4:43pm
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Charlotte Casiraghi is the most beautiful creature on the planet. You cannot compare half-naked hoes, airbrushed and camera-filtered, to true beauty. Not that I wouldn't slam Keelly in a skinny minute, but comparing her to CC is a waste of time. Different league altogether.

Tuesday, December 11th, 2007 @ 2:18pm
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OH yeah, show me!

Sunday, September 28th, 2008 @ 1:24am
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oh yeah let suck them i need some dairy!

Tuesday, October 7th, 2008 @ 6:47pm
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oh yeah lets suck them i need some dairy!

Tuesday, October 7th, 2008 @ 6:47pm
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see, why is she not higher. This is rare of body and face.

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 12:17pm
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Yeah shes damn hot anyone seen the new fhm topless photoshoot she has done? Check it out.....

http://banklocater.com/archives/keeley-hazell-in-fhm-uk-nsfw/

Makes ya wanna beg for buttermilk :)

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 12:42pm
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I think all the women who dont think this chick is hot are just jealous....I calls em' likes I sees em'

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 1:32pm
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I wasn't breast fed as a baby, but I don't mind starting on these fine ones.

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 2:05pm
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Unless she is ten feet tall there is no way in hell that her tits are an E cup...Exxageration is the word of the day. .......at least she aint fake as hell tho, i like that her tits are real but her face looks like crap even with fifty tons of makeup.....go natural girls GO!

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 2:49pm
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Her areola in that one picture makes me feel a little sick.

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 8:06pm
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Unless she is ten feet tall there is no way in hell that her tits are an E cup...Exxageration is the word of the day. .......at least she aint fake as hell tho, i like that her tits are real but her face looks like crap even with fifty tons of makeup.....go natural girls GO!

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 2:49pm
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waahhh.... waahhh.... I want to cry its so beautiful sniff sniff. but ive seen her breast without anything covering it.

U guys r weird this is 1 of her worst she can do heaps better cause she's the #1 Breast acctrest

Tuesday, October 7th, 2008 @ 6:41pm
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I like 2&4. I wish she could pound me to the ground with those huge squishy watermelons

Tuesday, October 7th, 2008 @ 6:57pm
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i want to clone her 5 times and keep all six of them for myself

Saturday, April 11th, 2009 @ 11:15pm
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