Ashlee Simpson Showin' Off The Ass Cellulite. Ymmmaaay!
Wednesday, May 17th, 2006 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe

Can you dig it? And, I'm not talkin' about Ass' Ass, by the way.
- Lindsay Lohan Loves Her Tits
- Halle Berry Hates Her Fans
- The Un-Hot List
- Two tasty asses by Usemycomputer. Ow!!
- Cheryl Hines is topless
- Paris Hilton Thinks Her Friends Are Funny
- Kate Moss Dating Keira Knightley's ex?
- Kylie Minogue Planning Comeback Tour Dates.
- Christina Aguilera vs. Mariah Carey: Fight!
- Katie Holmes Is Exhausted
- Somebody Stole Paris Hilton's Gross Display of Materialism
- "DaVinci Code" is so bad that people hissed at it
- Jessica Alba and Axl Rose?!?!
- Janice Dickinson Rages Against Britney and Kevin
- Christina Aguilera is Drunk...Again.
- Today's can of Tuna features Elisha Cuthbert. She was #11 on the Bastardly Sexiest 100.
























I hope paris and him get MAJOR irreparable backlash against them for that. It disgusts me. and I hope lindsay doesn't dignify it with any kind of response.
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that guy needs a serious ass kicking
it must be nice to flip strangers off and pull some little old dude's tie out
because you have some 6'8" guy following you around
that guys picture should be next to the "pussy" definition in the urban dictonary
and look no further for proof paris hilton is on drugs
she was actualy laughing at the dude
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paris hilton's crotch looks like chewed bacon, so I don't know what she's laughing at.
that spoiled fag needs to cut back on the sodium. based on his bloating and behavior, he's a little bitch with raging PMS.
ashlee is thicker than I thought
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Why is that loser Brandon Davis look so sweaty and oily all the time. He needs a shower. And what is a "firecrotch"?
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Brandon Davis, the oily oil heir. He probably secretes crude oil from his pores. That's how his family get's their oil supply. Ewww!
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Fire crotch:
Red pubes
or
Herpes-infected crotch
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Mymymy! *shakes head* I think that driver he called a "dirty whore" should have leapt from her car, donning a set of brass knucks and set to work on his slack, doughy mug :-D Sorted
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Thanks for the explanation. Or it could mean she's a hotass. Like she needs a big "hose" to put out her love flame. Why does he hate her so much. I don't like her either but he was being extremely hateful. And him calling her "poor". At least she earned her money. What has this guy done other than sponge off his family's fortune? He's a loser and I don't think his crotch is any cleaner.
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Paris is the bigger firecrotch. All those deseases. I'm surprised that anyone could sit in a car with her without their eyes burning from the bacteria/viruses/fungi festering between her legs.
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cellulite for sure
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if halle hates her fans, why did she whine for more screen time?
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that does not look good on a girl who is esp. already really thin in the first place figure wise. If she had a few pounds on then it would be fine, or on a girl with a naturally big ass that's so good too. Yet, she has none and this is not nice at all. I can understand a Johanssen having this cause she has alot of other fantastic assests and great looks but this girl is already limited.
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Whose are those disgusting legs? We cant even see the face!!
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