Bastardly Lady of the Day - Lauren

*CRYING*

THE HORROR!

Do you search for pictures of the most digusting girls you can find, then make up all of these "answers".

Don't need makeup? LOL!

This is just..wrong.

ew :'(

yeah iceman
i mean if not that
then chick is either trying ot be funny
or she has mental problems
or she is rich and has been spoiled beyond belief
and told she is hot because she has money

She does have Paris Hiltons nose...

TO THE "INCREDIBLE BULK"...

PLEASE SEND US A PICTURE OF YOUR DICK...I WANT TO SEE IF IT IS BIGGER THAN MINE...
THANKS...
V

dude...not coool!!!! You went tooo low to lay that one down.

HIDEOUS FAT TRANNY

ok. she`s gross. she needs to fix her eyebrows, lose some weight and go EASY on the makeup. geez. and that fact that she`s soo conceited makes it even worse. that`s just SAD.

Now for something completely different...
I can see why she gets compared to Cher, kinda looks like the 60's Cher. (no, I'm not drunk).
Her upper arms are a little scary, she's doesn't have "classic" beauty but, she's not butt-ugly either. She's not plus-size, she's not freakishly thin either, women with a little meat on them are better than rail-thin women in the sack.
As long as she doesn't flaunt her supposed wealth, I bet she's fun to hang out with.
I'd like to see her birthday suit & get my hands on them titties.

Yes, indeed, this is one disgusting slut. She is giving Brooke Hogan a run for her manliness. Her stomach looks like a Jello salad with marshmallows. GROSS. TRASH.

She needs to do something about those sperm eyebrows immediately. After that, she can work on the arm chub and thick hips. Girls shouldn't wear those cropped sweaters and midriff shirts, drawing attention to their tummies, if they have that much tummy. When she's done, she can come back and call herself hot. Until then, I smell self-delusion.

BLOTD Fan - No need for a new level, I said that under the right circumstances, a guy would do any CHICK, not any person. This one's a dude.

Awe man, you guys are hilarious. I am crying right now.

People said she looks like......
Cher - a.k.a Tranny?
Paris - a.k.a. Slut-whore?
now, Eva....maybe the colour of her eyes; the only thing remotely close......

She may just get the most Bastardly postings for the day! LMFAO.

Please, no............ don't do it, please?

Damn..... you did, you went and dug yourself a hole, and now the dirt is being thrown over your grave with you in it.

If someone is playing a joke, it is certainly a cruel one.

I think the boys and her play rugby with her meat pocket.

also,
walking to the Krispy Kreme is NOT exercising!!

John - "or she is rich and has been spoiled beyond belief
and told she is hot because she has money"

hahaha, that’s good, she just doesnt understand WHY they are telling her shes hot, she proibly thinks they all love her too,

right before they jump in the sack its like...

"Oh Laren, Your so HOTT and SKINNY and RICH, I LOVE YOU!!"

then in the morning its like...

"just pillow talk baby, just pillow talk...."

Has anyone been positive about this one? LOL
There is her first clue.

I think strippers do consider themselves models these days...

It is possible she had her parents pay 5 thousand dollars to get her picture taken and build a *portfolio* (haha) and is technically listed as a model.....even though she has never been called for a job LOL...

I am sorry but that closet behind you is really disgusting. You say you come from money? Please hire a maid. I am so grossed out right now.

ew. No.

What a cute mentally challenged kid!

Oh dear. No no no. Let me decode this for everyone:
by "German" she must have meant German Jew (the schnoz does not lie)!
by "Irish" she must have meant leprechaun!
by "rich" she meant she isn't on welfare!
by "model" she meant that her Uncle Charlie takes nudie pics of her... and even he Adobe Photoshops her massive arms/jelly belly/ant eater nose!

I'll bet she lives in New Jersey. Total Jersey trash!
The cast of the Sopranos wouldn't even have acrylic nails that heinous!
Lisa S. would be a sight for sore eyes after this!

Eww her face makes me sick...then I looked at the body.
Now I feel like puking. Gross.

the pictures all suck
except for the black and white one
that scar is fucking hot
i'd like to rub massage oil all over it
until it glistened like a wet sausage casing

john your into some freaky stuff...

Wasnt she a character on the Oblongs.... you know, the one shaped like a porpoise?
Are her eyes removable too because one looks like its starting to slide out of place.

I can see how people tell her she looks like Paris Hilton. She has her nose.

What does someone telling her she looks exotic and not needing make up have to do with being bastardly?

delusional....she is fat, poor NOT a model...probable a fromer he. People that ugly should be put down

who are you kidding honey? there is no way you are a MODEL...keep on dreaming!

I really honestly hope that was not sent in by her. If it was, I will be very saddened and depressed. And then I might cry.

In the first picture she kind of looks like Svetlana on the Real World's ugly twin. Does anyone else see it?

You have got to be kidding. She is that fat chick that gets drunk and shows her cootch at parties. YOU ARE NOT HOT. Get a gym membership. Good thing your daddy is rich ...

This must be a fake entry.

I just thought about how vain she is again and realized by exotic looking she must mean like an elephant, rolling around in a field full of feces. I seriously think this has to be a joke. She is HIDIOUS!

Oh god, this has to be fake. This must be fake.
Not only did this incredibly average, skeezy club hopper lindsay lohan wannabe (who probably has herpes and HPV) say she was gorgeous and exotic...she bragged about how wealthy her family is. Nothing on this planet makes me more sick than a child from a wealthy family who takes everything for granted and then MAKES NOTHING MORE OF HER LIFE THAN GOING FROM CLUB TO CLUB looking for the next guy to screw.
Do something with your life before its too late and you rack up every VD available.

But I really hope this is a mean joke someone is trying to play.

Sorry for the harshness--i'm usually not this mean.

ashley, I totally agree with you. Good call on the Svetlana thing.

Maybe with all your money you could have found a better doctor to do your surgery, that scar is really gross. Thank God you sent in your GOOD pictures, 'cuz I sure don't want to see the bad ones!

ummmmm, that's not a scar below her belly button, it's hair! You know, a happy trail? it's shaved off in the last pic but she must have forgotten in the second to last pic........ hey Lauren, show me your Adam's Apple.

Its her belly button ring.

For once I was THRILLED to see one of these girls torn apart. What a skank. ;-p
I need to go scrub my eyes now.....

I will say one positive thing. She has a lot of muscle... she's just chubby but you can tell she works out and or dances... the only good thing about the black and white pic is you can see she has muscle. but that is the ONLY nice thing I can think of to say

What, AnnClaire?! The b&w is horrifying.

omfg!!!! she is soooo fat, with huge arms

What a pathetic excuse of a female! Please lock her up so that she doesn't frighten innocent people.

good god, i about shit my pants when i saw that first pic on page 2. it's just so wrong in so many ways.

when i saw the first pic, i was going to say - cute girl (sans the birdbeak nose) but jeeeeezus, after seeing the rest, i take it back.

whats up with the fat arms and the skanky nails attached to your sausage fingers?

if you were a model dont you think you could come up with much better pictures than something you took in your closet with your camera phone?

you look horrid.

If anyone chooses to believe this you are a dumbass.Good job though to whoever made this sucker up.

eww even i cant say anything in her defense... sorry. Im all out... This girl is the epitome of skanky--- Even I wouldnt pose with my legs spread open like that. That friend behind her should have stopped her.... some friend... "oh lauren, you look soo hot in that pic!" yeaa.. girls are cruel.

"Walking to krispy kreme doesnt count as exersize" .... Lmaooo thats so mean

uuuh yeah lisa but you WILL pose only in your underwear stickin your ass at the camera
you're right, thats waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay less skanky
hahaha

Come on now, her body looks fine. Granted it's not "model" material, but she's got a decent body.

That vacant stare wouldn't make it in the modeling world, though. "Dead eyes" always look bad.

SHEMALE, SHEMALE, SHEMALE!!!

she's definitely too fat to be a model, but i guess if she's from a wealthy family they just pay to let her model. on page 1 i was like hmmm...maybe it won't be so bad and then i turned to page 2 and i was like HOLY FUCKING CRAP WHAT IN THE NAME OF HELL?!

Mean joke if you ask me.. Model? HUH? And look at the celebrities she's been told she looks like. Paris Hliton, Eva Longoria and Cher? Could she possibly pick anyone skinnier?? She looks nothing like them. Either she's making fun of herself or it's someone who really hates her that sent these pics in.
And I noticed on the first pic, on her shirt, it says: You are rich, I am single...wtf...doesn't that condratict her answers? But then, so do all of the pictures, so it's no surprise.

Um, what the fuck?

I mean, seriously.... WHAT THE FUCK?!??!?!?!??!!

OMG what a fug bitch! hahahhaha did you see the fats OOZING out of her jeans please. and her eyes look vacant, she might as well be a fugly mannequin. =/ oh come on someone kind please wake these girls up from their madness! she looks horrid, how on earth did she EVER become a model with that body and that FAT face, with those caught-in-the-headlights eyes.

I'm not sure...on the one hand, I think these HAD to be sent in by someone else. On the other hand, she's looking fairly cocky in these pics, like she really does believe the comments attributed to her in the little Q&A section. On the other hand, these photos disturb me whether or not they are her.

And for those of you counting at home...yes, that's three hands. I'm typing with two of them and covering my eyes with the third so I don't have to see these pictures any more.

What the hell is up with the poses?

fat porn model yeah
what a cow
and a rich one
hehe

she looks like a linebacker.....eh id still tap that

I like too.....
lick.............
my.............
boobies.
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Lauren, Hey girl, you look hot. Your fat arms make you look better then a skinny bean pole girls.Your freakishly long nails are different and hot as hell. YEAH!!! YOU! GO! GIRL!!! YOUR big parrot eyes are cool exotic and different, like a exotic bird. O, yea and your exotic bird eyes are so coo coo cool dude. YEa Go Girl GO LAuren!!!! woooooooo hoooooooo!!!! You rock my eyes out of the sockets. When I saw you I was sacred and scream but that was just because your beauty caught me off guard and shocked me. Your beautiful full figured stomach, beautiful cock eyed bird eyes, and your beautiful big line backer shoulders. Even though you look like a man you look like a pretty man. Drag Queens would be jealous of you. You should be proud you look like a prettier man who wants to be a woman. Im am totally jealous! I all ways wanted to be a pretty man.

HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.......

YOU ARE FAT & UGLY & OBNOXIOUS & A FUCKING LIAR & FAT & UGLY & OBNOXIOUS & A FUCKING LIAR & FAT & UGLY & OBNOXIOUS & A FUCKING LIAR & FAT & UGLY & OBNOXIOUS & A FUCKING LIAR & FAT & UGLY & OBNOXIOUS & A FUCKING LIAR & FAT & UGLY & OBNOXIOUS & A FUCKING LIAR & FAT & UGLY & OBNOXIOUS & A FUCKING LIAR & FAT & UGLY & OBNOXIOUS & A FUCKING LIAR...

SERIOUSLY... what the hell were you thinking when you submitted these pics and stupid answers? By the way, what do you model for? midgets?

this is a prank for sure . next please .

ps... that last "Lisa S" comment wasnt me ....

pretty fuckin funny though lol

Stop predenting to be me!!!!! That last Lisa S comment wasn't me. #112

Butch Stuckup Ugly Fat Tuck shop lady armed bitch.

Sorry. I cant be nice or even try to be funny this time...

Good freaking Christ Almighty, MY EYES. Lord why why WHY?! What am I being punished for?? Nobody needs to see this shit! It feels like something crapped in my eye...... everyone, we've been given a glimpse at the Antichrist!! could your nose get any bigger?? I'm surprised your neck hasn't already broken from the weight. are you by any chance from Texas? I hear everything's bigger there. You probably model for their famous cattle farming industry ads..... you being the male bull, of course. do yourself and everyone else a favor and jump off the highest cliff you can find. Thanks to you I've just lost my dinner.

Oh my...... I am at a loss for words..........This is just painful to watch, like driving past a car crash ......... wtf............this has to be a joke, right?

Get over yourself!!

who's telling this chick she's hot?

Yes dear, you do indeed need makeup...to hide that UGLY FACE!!!!!

Now that IS hot...I would spank that ass so many times she'd need cruches to walk.I kid I kid! This is just sick...There is nothing "Exotic" about her..Exotic would be Rihanna,Gisele,Adriana,Izabel etc...The eyes...regular brown...maybe if they were lighter...brown eyes just don't do it for me.

Just because I said the ONLY good thing about her is that she does have a lot of muscle... DOESN"T mean I don't think that black and white picture is TERRIFYING. Because it is... I was just saying those who say she's not in shape are probably wrong.. she's probably very inshape she's just not lean.

AGAIN... VERY TERRIFYING that anyone would see a picture of themselves that looked like any of these and post them thinking that its cute or hot.

ONE FUCKING UGLY SHEMALE

whats with the scar? this she sell her ovaries for nuts? fat, tranny, cum dumpster.

By the power of Greyskull, I am SHE-MALE!

I dont usualy like to say bad things about people, but.... yeh. :S

she looks nothing like eva longoria, and her nose does look like Paris Hiltons. Omg she looks cross - eyed.

fucking shemale

lol, Oh my god...i literally cringed and made a disgusted sound when I saw that black and white pic of you...the only way you are a model is if you model for those articles in magazines about the fat, ugly girls that get made fun of...if that is the case you are probably a very successful model. here's a tip: lose some FUCKING weight...and did you notice: people say you look like Eva Longoria...Paris Hilton...those bitches look NOTHING alike!! tho you do have Paris' fugly ass nose...good job. ok, did I say lose weight yet? alright..LOSE SOME FUCKING WEIGHT...at LEAST 20 lbs. dude...i didn't even bother reading the previous posts before I wrote this because your appearance shocked me THAT much..i'm from fucking ALASKA...I don't shock easily. the whole herd of muskox in my backyard are more attractive than you..seriously...i would rather ride every single muskox in my backyard than YOU...even after a few drinks. Sorry man...oh..and you look like a man in that black and white pic with your boobage poking thru those stupid rips in your shirt. maybe if you didn't fucking EAT so much you could afford a whole shirt. ok later man-dude-totally-not-a-lady.

Stop shopping in the little girls department...you look ridiculous(and slutty) in those clothes.

Fuck I thought she would poke my eye out with that nose!

What a pretentious, ugly slut. She DOES need make up and thank God she's wearing it. She is so fucking far from a natural beauty.

If she's from a "wealthy family" why does she shop at Walmart???

Damn, she truly is hideous

She's a lying big hoe!

Look behind her in the pics and u will see she has a less then average TV an cheap curtains.

LYER LYER YR BIG PANTIES R ON FIRE!

mr. bill says,"Oh Nooooooo!!" and i'm nearly speechless myself & wholly mortified...usually b/c i stay in a state of perpetual lust & horniness i can find something positive physically to focus in on,on most women anyway, for a good fuck's sake, but here...nothing...and on top of everything else, she has delusions of unreal beauty...well, let me tell you hon, YOU ARE A FAT SHIT...and soup nazi says,"NO COCK FOR YOU!!"

Hey Lauren - Your're HOT! Don't listen to these losers. You've got a beautiful face with the loveliest eyes I have ever seen and a terrific figure that's unbeatable. You're totally right. The guys need to grow some balls and the girls need to get over their jealously.
Thanks for the pics.

Sorry for the typo. The girls need to get over their jealousy.

you like you were road hard and put away wet sloppin possed

she would give kimbo a good fight

you are joking....she has no personality and in that black and white pic looks like a fat cock eyed bodybuilder....no chance...

i think the mods should check out who submitted these...it just can't be real....by the way cacafuego.....that was the funniest shit i've heard in a long time....

Too funny!

I wonder if Lisa S. Will have anything to say about this one...

"Oh, darling, they're just jealous! You're skinny as hell, and that black and white picture is your best one!"

First of all her head is too small for her large frame. She isn't particularly fat, but very "husky". It seems that the only guys who are telling her she's hot are the ones at the club, you know, the guys who have drank so much alcohol it's even oozing out of their pores, so of course she's going to look good. It's all about the beer goggles babe. Also, if she takes criticism about her looks as "jealousy" so be it. If I looked like this I'd rather be in denial also than face the true reality of how fugly I am.

Her ex boyfreind or an arch enemy propbably sent these in so that she would get torn to pieces because I just don't think that anyone is quite that delusional.

She sure does like massaging her thighs....

I highly doubt these pictures are from the girl herself- just someone cruel (and quite clever;) out for revenge- surely no one is that conceited.

TPATS: 0

(Sorry Namb, had to add a new level)

I couldn't get it up in front of this she-beast with an overdose of viagra and thinking about burying my face in Scarlett's chest. This is a could not touch category by itself.

I WAS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING MEAN BUT YOU GUYS SAID IT ALL ...LMAO

A MODEL????? This is too fucking funny. If she is she must model for Lane Bryant Catalogues. What a COW and an ego. I'm surprised they could fit her head in these pictures. I can't believe anyone would say she's hot? She is one of the worst ones yet! I've never seen anyone that comes from money dress like a dimestore whore either. Not only is she fat and ugly she's also a liar. Her body has a fucked up shape to it too. like her stomach and hips are big and her torso and head/shoulder area is too small. I agree that she looks like a man in drag. She should take up football or rugby!

The only thing she models for is the before fatty in a trimspa ad.....
Maybe she meant to say she ate a model.....

wow you are fat...get in shape girl.

And there you have it, mission accomplished!!

This is a obvious mistake, she did not mean to say how good looking she was, how guys think she's hot, she meant to say NOT and promixe not to send in any pictures ever again. Not good looking at anytime...eyes don't line up either...she should be honest...real pretty at 2:00 am.

Fuck! Jackson has lost his mind.

HEY SHE LOOKS LIKE THE CHICK I SAW STANDING ON THE STREET CORNER ASKING FOR A QUARTER.....OR IS SHE A LINEBACKER FOR THE GREEN BAY PACKERS IN DISQUISE???

She looks like Steve Perry from Journey with about 40 extra pounds.

eeeeeeew, jesus christ you look like ass. and you do not look like paris hilton. not near. eva longoria my ass. ugh ew.

Where is Lisa S? What's her take on this eh abomination?

what an ugly, fat beast

PS.
How small is her head in the black and white one?
LMFAO. It looks weird because she's butch.

and btw, she has upside down nike ticks for her eyebrows. and my ass she doesnt need makeup shes wearing a whole stick of eyeliner, without it, what must she look like?

Yeah.. it really looks like you are "from a wealthy family" to me.

shiver

sorry for misspelling model twice.. i was typing too fast!

You guys sure do bring Lisa S. up a lot, she must have made quite an impression on this site

thats because she was fucking comical. not in a good way either
and lauren? hun? no......just no..not at all. just stop. put on some clothes that fit or go to the gym till the ones you have fit you right......FIX THOSE NAILS ASAP.....dont EVER pose like that black and white picture again........quit believing everything slutty guys tell you in clubs to get into your pants, and just basically get the fuck over yourself, there isnt much to get over to beginw ith.
and anyway...who the hell does this with their friends? like honestly, these obviously arent model shots, so WHO THE HELL IS TAKING THESE PICTURES? like look, one of her buddies in the back of one just chillin! i know if one of my friends wqs doin this shit in front of me id probably kick her in the head real quick. LET ALONE if she asked me to take the damkn picture??? especially if they looked like this broad and wanted to do it with her gut hangin out
oh and if you dont need to wear makeup why do ya wear sooo damn much?
peaaaaaace

she looks like a crossbreeding between a rat and a pigeon.

YUCK!!!!!!!! ugly bitch~!!!!!

fake boobs !

If these are your sexy pics...oh, dear.

I have a main reason I think this is fake.. IF she thinks that highly of herself and did send these pics in then she would most likely be on her telling everyone how blind and stupid they are and she is gorgeous , everyone says so, we are just jealous losers blak blah blah. But since I dont see any responses im going to say it wasnt actually her that sent the pics in.

Thanks musharica. It freaked me out a little bit because Svetlana's really hot, and this girl...well...I kind of felt bad for making the comparison.

In the words of Summer Roberts: Ew!

Oh, this chick is just askin to get TORN UP!!... I think the first pict looks the best... actually looks hot in that one..

Who does she model for- her friends with a disposable black and white Kodak?

Oh....my....God
This chick is fucking disgusting in every sense of the word.

That black and white pic has to be a reflection in some kind of fucked up carny mirror that makes you look..... fucked up.

maybe u can try losing some weight and looking at how fat you look before u send in photos.

without a doubt sent in by someone other than the girl in these pictures

There's nothing worse than a fugly rich girl who thinks she's God's gift to mankind..... a few hints... Get a nosejob (with ALL that money your family has), go to the gym and SHUT THE F*CK UP!

Is it just me or does she look like GONZO from the Muppets with that damn nose? HA!

Good point Gob..

John, i didnt think about it that way, but now that you say that. YOU MUST BE RIGHT!! There is no way in hell....

WHAT IS THAT FUNK SHIT RUNNING DOWN YOUR NAVEL?

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU SWALLOWED AN OOMP-O-LOOMPA...
YOU SCARRY LOOKING PUMPKIN!

Wow your arms are bigger HUGE ego. BINGO anyone? If your family is so wealthy get a good haircut and some real clothes. Do you model for Walmart?

"# skeeter

*CRYING*

THE HORROR!

Do you search for pictures of the most digusting girls you can find, then make up all of these “answers”."

That's a great idea for when we run low!!

She's a model??? Oh, I get it, PLUS SIZE....

I'm scared. No really.

Omg.... what the heck...

This girl is delusional. I feel kind of bad for her b/c she is really...um...ugly...and has a very weird shaped body. If she is a model it's because she is plus-sized and/or a hand model at best. Way too full of herself...and no reason to be... god... I don't even know what else to say but...geez...poor girl. Someone is believing a lie. There's no shame in knowing reality. Some people are beautiful and some are...well have their own looks. Celebrate that. Don't have to be like those 250 lb girls telling yourself you look hot in the mirror meanwhile you have a million rolls coming out of your way too tight club clothes.

this can't be real...it just can't...practical joke im thinking...

this is clearly a ruse. let's move on.

complete joke. There is nothing rich, cute, exotic about her. Her trailer park fake nails, the cheap Walmart clothes and that nasty attitude should just stay in her trailer park.

This really was a great NFL draft for defensive linemen.

The vacant expression i think scares me more than the disspraportionate body. I usually wouldn't be so mean but since her comments lead me to believe she's extreemly full of herself and a bit of a snob I don't mind saying it. YIKES>

Please, if she were a plus sized modle... she would be a disgrace to plus sized modles. plus sized models tend to be gorgeous women who happen to have full figures... as in beautiful faces and proportionate womanly curves... Im not sure what to say about this girl other than ... by you saying that you're hot... it makes you look uglier... That black and white picture is terribly unflattering. I bet her face could look better if she had something behind the eyes... and a better expression...

and Oh my god, and the nails are terrifying.

That was me

That last Lisa S wasn't me #113

I like her boobs.