Bastardly Who Is?... Maria Grazia Cucinotta
Wednesday, May 17th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson

So according to the folks at IMDB, Maria Grazia Cucinotta is an Italian actress...but I gotta give her some Bastardly love for this one particular credit:
The Simpsons - The Italian Bob (2005) TV Episode (voice) .... Francesca
So she's MILFilicious and has had a part on The Simpson...now that's hotness.
























She looks like she could easily be a model.
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Very pretty ,but whoever did the makeup made her face too white it does not match the color of her body.
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chinchilla, that is actually just the overexposure from the camera, which is all too common in photoshoots now...... the photographer probably thought it would hide flaws (though I don't see any) and make her seem more smooth (which she doesn't need help with).
She has a nice bod and great hair!
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nice body, but face too angular, manly almost.
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"great hair!"
What the hell do you mean by that Lillyspryte!?
your insensitive remark disgusts me
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John, don't start.......... :)
and Ashley, your comment makes me think of my brother, because he apparently has never learned to breath through his nose, and his mouth is always open, so I call him a mouth breather.
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Who knows, who cares.
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no john, not unless you want to see me cry........
do you really want to hurt me?
lol
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Culture Club
right?
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yeah, sorry....... I have Wedding Singer on the brain......
one more outburst from you and I will strangle you with my microphone cord.
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I too, am a mouth breather. It really sucks after a long drinking night when I am sleeping and get incredibly dehydrated from the combined effects of alcohol and constantly breathing through my mouth. I must have bad sinus' or allergies or something. Oh and I got punched in the face really hard once and I think it closed up my one sinus even more.
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Mouth breathers are hilarious. And they can be creepy at times...for instance when taking a test all you can hear is the guy panting next to you. That actually happened to me yesterday.
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Oh I am not loud, that would just be weird. I think living alone in the desert, in a dark cave, with coyotes and lizards has helped.
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Nice body, ugly face.
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She was Cigar Girl in one of the recent James Bond films
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She has a great face - nice eyes and lips, strong bone structure.
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italian women are beautiful
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fuckin hammertoes. damn. she almost made the cut.
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tig ol' bitties
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oh COME ON!
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The faces she is making in these pics scare me a bit. She seems like she'd be prettier in real life, with her mouth not hanging open.
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nice boobs :)
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