Bastardly Who Is?... Maria Grazia Cucinotta



So according to the folks at IMDB, Maria Grazia Cucinotta is an Italian actress...but I gotta give her some Bastardly love for this one particular credit:

The Simpsons - The Italian Bob (2005) TV Episode (voice) .... Francesca


So she's MILFilicious and has had a part on The Simpson...now that's hotness.

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She looks like she could easily be a model.

Wednesday, May 17th, 2006 @ 2:27pm
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Very pretty ,but whoever did the makeup made her face too white it does not match the color of her body.

Wednesday, May 17th, 2006 @ 2:34pm
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chinchilla, that is actually just the overexposure from the camera, which is all too common in photoshoots now...... the photographer probably thought it would hide flaws (though I don't see any) and make her seem more smooth (which she doesn't need help with).

She has a nice bod and great hair!

Wednesday, May 17th, 2006 @ 2:38pm
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nice body, but face too angular, manly almost.

Wednesday, May 17th, 2006 @ 3:03pm
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"great hair!"
What the hell do you mean by that Lillyspryte!?
your insensitive remark disgusts me

Wednesday, May 17th, 2006 @ 3:21pm
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John, don't start.......... :)

and Ashley, your comment makes me think of my brother, because he apparently has never learned to breath through his nose, and his mouth is always open, so I call him a mouth breather.

Wednesday, May 17th, 2006 @ 3:34pm
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Who knows, who cares.

Wednesday, May 17th, 2006 @ 3:46pm
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no john, not unless you want to see me cry........

do you really want to hurt me?

lol

Wednesday, May 17th, 2006 @ 3:47pm
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Culture Club
right?

Wednesday, May 17th, 2006 @ 3:50pm
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yeah, sorry....... I have Wedding Singer on the brain......

one more outburst from you and I will strangle you with my microphone cord.

Wednesday, May 17th, 2006 @ 3:54pm
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I too, am a mouth breather. It really sucks after a long drinking night when I am sleeping and get incredibly dehydrated from the combined effects of alcohol and constantly breathing through my mouth. I must have bad sinus' or allergies or something. Oh and I got punched in the face really hard once and I think it closed up my one sinus even more.

Wednesday, May 17th, 2006 @ 4:03pm
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Mouth breathers are hilarious. And they can be creepy at times...for instance when taking a test all you can hear is the guy panting next to you. That actually happened to me yesterday.

Wednesday, May 17th, 2006 @ 4:35pm
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Oh I am not loud, that would just be weird. I think living alone in the desert, in a dark cave, with coyotes and lizards has helped.

Wednesday, May 17th, 2006 @ 4:38pm
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Nice body, ugly face.

Thursday, May 18th, 2006 @ 1:16am
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She was Cigar Girl in one of the recent James Bond films

Thursday, May 18th, 2006 @ 10:00am
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She has a great face - nice eyes and lips, strong bone structure.

Thursday, May 18th, 2006 @ 10:06am
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italian women are beautiful

Wednesday, July 12th, 2006 @ 5:52pm
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fuckin hammertoes. damn. she almost made the cut.

Tuesday, November 21st, 2006 @ 3:12pm
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tig ol' bitties

Wednesday, May 17th, 2006 @ 3:23pm
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oh COME ON!

Wednesday, May 17th, 2006 @ 3:36pm
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The faces she is making in these pics scare me a bit. She seems like she'd be prettier in real life, with her mouth not hanging open.

Wednesday, May 17th, 2006 @ 3:24pm
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nice boobs :)

Wednesday, May 17th, 2006 @ 3:37pm
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