Coco & Ice-T - The Cute Matching Couple in Purple! Yay!
Wednesday, May 17th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

I saw some show on VH1 hosted by Ice-T and Coco and she just seemed so much more appealing to me now...and that rack..jeezus!!! I salute Ice-T...true hustler to the game!






















ok what was her 'persona' like on the vh-1 thing *details*....
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In the second picture where she's showing us her neck....
She's thinking..."See, they'll even spray tan your neck!" "Doesn't it look real."
NOT
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hahahah!! AnnClaire...no better way to put it.
glimmer - well all i remember is that she was wearing something that showed a lot of cleavage and that there were points where she was acting kinda hyphy and I was praying her boob would pop out... i even rewinded on my dvr and played back in slow motion to see if for a split second something actually did fall out...
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ann claire, tell me you've had that line in your head for a while b/c that's ingenious!
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fake tits yes
fake booty no
look at her legs, that is definately her ass
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She looks like a cow and Ice-T looks like an old man
Her areolas are probably the size of dessert plates.
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John, looks like the spelling nazis are on your trail.
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She looks like Demi Moore in the second picture. Goes to show how hideous bleached hair makes a person. Not that Demi is a great beauty, but in comparison Demi is gorgeous.
Ann Claire, be grateful, as I know I am, that Jackson & Moe liked your comment and said so, else the rest of this post would have been about your *scandalous* B&W comment.
* are for Tragic, God rest his soul.
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He basically is her pimp, close enough. She's his wife and he doesn't mind her displaying the goods (for a fee) on her website.
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I definately think she/he has some man parts.
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ice t is so ugly
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There ya go!
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What can I say? I have a thing for correct English.
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thanks for the additionl info jackson !!!
*definitely* :)
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Coco's got an amazing hips/ass to waist ratio, she's pretty fit.
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Lol I didn't have that planned out It just came to me.
I mean no offence to white or black people... its just what i saw in that pic. I didn't mean it maliciously, I can assure you.
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I actually like this girl now. Once she stats talking and you see she isn't just a hoe she becomes an all right person.
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Dating a white girl... Wow, what a good Muslem he is......
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Nasty...just awful....fake hair..nails...too tan...looks like donnatella versace or w/e...UGLY
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that bitch is built like a brick shit house
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ice t is a color struck coon ass nigga. what the fu** is that he is walking around with? Is he serous? this is who he fu**s every night some plastic transvestit-trailer park-parasite-garbage with paid for black woman parts. coco is one ulgy ass piece of filth. ice get a real woman not a paid white how with breast and ass implants, fake lips and tits
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I know her tits are fake but i wanna put my big 14 inch between those tittays and cum on them. Then i'd put my dick in her ass and make her back that thang up
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i do not beleive this shit such a hot and beautiful women with some one who is so UGLY WHAT THE FUCK just because he has got bank this shit is wrong
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Her boobs are fake why I don't know b/c she had nice ones before! And her ass is all real she's always had a big butt......she looks damn good!
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look everyody im a cock-slut and my lipstick matches his dick.....wait you guys arnt supposed to know about that
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wow don't want her rack but if i had legs like that i'd be stoked (happy)
lmao at trannie alert lol
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say what ya want to about coco, but just like the OG i'd be bustin' this girls ass daily...artificially enhanced or not...she got that good gushy-gushy, i'm sure...hell, she's GROWN people...just like any other WOMAN if she feels the desire & confidence to show her shit off i wanna see it & more if possible...MF dudes about shit would too; screw you perpetually complaining bastardly HAGS...jealous-ass bitches w/sorry plain-jane looks & bodies...got all kinds of pooches & stretch marks every damn where thinkin' you look good somehow...get the fuck outta here...
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U guys are doin some deep ass intense hatin, fake tits or not she BANGIN!
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I just have to say this huge, black bodybuilder loves coco ! She has the whole package in my opinion, pretty face, whopping tits, bubble butt, endless legs all in spandex mini-skirts, teeny thongs, and even naked. It's amazing how many jealous people are hatin out there. All because she has a SPECTACULAR body that they wish they had and she's FLAUNTING it wearing the sexiest clothes! what man wouldn't want to parade her SEXY, STACKED, BODY around. if I took her out on a date I would be a F##ING walking hard on. keep strutting that SEXY body coco in all your hot clothes...you certainly have my big dick pointing at attention! your one of my favorite babes !
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Stop the shit she hot and some of you all need some work..
Fucking haters
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ice t you lucky lucky son of a gat
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Yall Stop hatin on Ice t yall no yall wish yall was him COCO IS A THICK WHITE GIRL WHO ICE T SNATCHED UP.
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She's a bangin ass HOTTIE! I'd be proud to have her on my arm!
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Coco is definitely "tuckin". Also, I believe both her tatas and her bootay are fake.
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I'd take Lauren over this plastic-enhanced skank any day.
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John
It's definitely
not definately
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He acts like he's her PIMP.
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It's definitely, not definately...I'm saving Lana Lang the trouble.
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I never knew I had it in me
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Not a problem.
I am not great at it, but it does bother me when people type on here using so many shortcuts that I have no clue what they are saying and most of the time the so called shortcuts are the same legth of the word itself or maybe its just slang I dont know...
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Don't apologize all over yourself...it's ok, really.
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You guys are so immature..This girl is freaking gorgeous!Look at her face!She's hot!This is beauty!Your ranting over her..but deep down you wish you had her. ;)
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... was speaking more along the lines of her legs, thighs and ass.. I know the boobs are fake, but I'd bet money they weren't small before the implants.
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typo "not a paid for white hoe"
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look its a white black person married to a black white person!
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HAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!! dessert plates!!!! Lana Lang...the imagery that's running through my mind right now! thanks I needed that to wake me up this morning
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Definitely
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TRANNIE ALERT!
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