The Trip Bs: Brooke Burke Baggage. Is The Tootie Worth It?
Wednesday, May 17th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
From my own personal experiences w/ chicks with kids---REGARDLESS of their level of hotness---I've learned that it's simply not worth the trouble. As most of you probably already know, walking the Baggage-Ass path is just a bad investment.
So who is Brooke sleeping w/ these days? I thought David Charvet (Melrose Place/Baywatch/DLister) was straddling Brookie the last few weeks, so who the hell is this dude playing kiss-up w/ her kids?!?
Whoever this chump is, he needs to be forewarned that no punanny is worth the baggage of two kids. The ocean is swarming w/ drama-less hotties, so attend a few parties @ the Playboy Mansion (where chicks are known to put out fairly easily) & spread the single legs, baby!!
I think that this is The Burger King in a costume so that noone will recognize him. And it would be worth it to hangout with the two rug rats to tap that ass. You go Burger...
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Brooke is the hottest M.I.L.F. of them all.
"I don't like the look of it."
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That's David Charvet
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Thanks for the name Debby
now i can find out where this "Brooke Thief" lives
not good news for his fat headed ass
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that IS david charvet... he just has a ridiculously gay smile on his stupid face. He's probably trying to hold back the tears...
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Oh wow, David Charvet. I haven't seen him since 6th grade when he was on the cover of YM magazine. Amazing how people just disappear like that.
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He disappeared because he is really the Burger King!!
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ella si que es ridicula con esa cara de zorra descontrolada, no acababa de separarse de su marido y a las dos semanas esta metiendose en la cama con otro, eso es de todo menos de una Tia con decencia. Si que esta desesperada podria ponerse una pinza donde yo me sé...!
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if there were Razi awards for the most pathetic couples in Hollywood they would get my vote!
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she looks like a monkey..............
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she if that is ridiculous with this face of uncontrolled fox, was not finishing of separating of his husband and at the age of two weeks it is getting into the bed with other, this is of everything less than one Aunt with decency. If that is driven to despair might put oneself on a tweezer where I know myself ...!
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