Bastardly Lady of the Day - Laura

Her facial expression is the same in every fuckin picture. And that ain't good. She's fuckable though. Gotta be the clothes cause she ain't so hot.

THE KILT PIC LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE TRYING TO FORCE OUT A BIG, NASTY HODGE...
WHO ARE YOU BLOWING IN THE LAST PIC?

not too bad.

"and I hate ugly little whores who think they are cute!"

Talk about hilarious...Your one of those "whores" bitch...

It can't get any nastier,slutty,trashier than this...the disco outfit?where the fuck did you get that from?back garbage bens from soup kitchen?

"I say what I see , and I hate ugly little whores who think they are cute!"

And you guys thought I was depressed and crazy?... This girl actually hates herself, she said so herself (see quote above)

There is no question...she is hypnotized in virtually all of the pics...that's the only way to look like Paris Hiltons famous one look pose...the faux nurse shirt would only look good on 150,000,000 other women in the U S so it shouldn't matter that even though she fills it out...and exposes parts of her funbags...it just doesn't look that good on her...How do we know that the last shot is her?...PASS!

I don't get it Angelfood, SHE HAS NO EXPRESSION on her face??
She looks so uncomfortable on all those pictures, did someone force you to pose like that?
I think the last photo is to show off the lack of arse on the chick, she has a typical flat, white girl ass.
I also and I hate ugly little whores who think they are cute!

"white girl ass."
that is an ignorant and racialy insensitive remark and i resent it
how dare you!

Some of the first ones look like they came out of a bad porno, too. A really bad porno...

Im disturbed by how amature porn this looks. You can be hot without being a slut. My god. The expression.. again creeps me out. Why is it that to be sexy girls think they can't smile and that they have to look like sultry, semi-mentaly challenged and slackjawed.

I think I'm sexiest (and my BF agrees) when im in my PJ's and smiling. Most girls probably are.

Damn, y'all took my porn comments. But she really does look like the cover of hardcore porn, the kind with upclose camera shots of gaping holes and jizz covered chins. ewww

She would probably get fucked like the cheap ho that she really is. Fucked by some retarded drunk that is. I dont think any sane person would risk getting infected with whatever this slut has got.

yeah i missed it too...what are tpats?

You hate ugly lil whores?? This "photo shoot" ranks up there for sluttiness, the pictures speak for themselves. Good call #20 on the Melissa Joan Hart thing, eww

She is HOT in that little Kilt. I'm tempted to show her my Loch Ness Monster. And yes, i want to see her in a pirate outfit too.

John...you are just trying to start some shit...not very convincing shit either....bad boy!

TPATS is the "Three Point Ass Tap Scale" It is based on a theory posed by a friend of mine that says all girls are doable, it's just a matter of whether you'd admit to it after the fact. A "1" is a girl you'd do, but deny it to the grave, a "2" is one you'd do and admit to it, but only if you were found out, and a "3" is one you'd do and tell everyone about.

BLOTD Fan added a "0" category after viewing yesterday's pictures. A "0" being no way no how. However, my experience (observational of course, I myself embrace a "0" category at least while sober) with the power of the pussy and the reckless behavior caused by too much alcohol suggests that a "0" while a theoretical possibility would fall to the circumstance of too much drink and too much time since one's last sexual encounter.

John, you can't compare to me..... but then again, you are my Captain Save-A-Hoe.......... which I will assume means you rescued my gardening tool from a horrible fate involving weeds and shifty rabbits.

Why do these bitches try so hard....what happened to natural beauty?!

laura you know that i'm a fan. and i'll stand against the crowd(it's allowed) and say i like the pics. i also hope more words appear in the bastardly forum....

you even had the correct answer for the grandpa thing. *swoon* :)

She wants to be Jenna Haze.

Your a fucking ugly whore with vaginal warts , ur not cute so get over urself and do us a favor and kill ur self , what makes u think ur cuter than what u call ugly whores, i have eyes and i can say ur one helll of an ugly whore . i mean just look at you, you look like one of those maury lardassed bitches .and Annaclaire blah blah fucken blah stop where u are u stupid joddie foster lookalike tramp, u aint cute either, so shut up already . pfffftttttttttttt i t hate arguing with stupid people, here are some pointless posters i hate: Anneclaire- !!! Umm, no thank you , cant contiune fighting with some doltish ugly numskulls ...

Glimmer you are always so nice to everyone, how do you do it?

She's okay, I guess. She looks really bored.

You look dirty. And ugly. And your gut is impressive. In a bad way.

TPATS: Low 2

I would wanna take a picture to prove that I nailed it before she gained the minimum requirement of 65 lbs. that Scots seem to take on, so I could prove it when someone found out, because she will soon be TPATS 1. Then again I wouldn't wanna be reminded by photo of nailing it day-to-day. I'd like to grab a hold of the extra grisle for the hell of it and would probably only require a light buzz. Like Young Nambulous, I'd definitely have to sneak up from behind and have some extra stimulation showing on Pay-Per-View.

#46 - um, do we really need to say "do us a favor and kill urself" to BLadiesOTD?
I mean, what if someone really does?

And Lisa S., it's "stop showing your ass", not "stop showing you're ass."
"You're" means "you are." Learn English, goddamn it.

Is this english class now, FUCK, i knew i missed something....

I dont know what to say, TPATS scale would have to be a low 2 for me too.

Lisa S is A TON HOTTER THOUGH.

Jenna Haze is hot. And she takes it up the ass like a slutty prom queen. Do you?

Its okay AnneClaire... some people are probably so bored at work that they need a fight to entertain themselves :)
Thanks Young for the answer about TPATS--quite informative.

I'd hit it on one condition:

She stopped drinking so much beer (evident from the belly fat) and hopped on the treadmill for a few weeks.

TPATS: 1

Yeah AnneClaire, your "adversary" sounds like she belongs in the fuckin' bughouse.

Ever notice how the BLsOTD never have any facial structure or facial beauty for that matter? Then their bodies are always average, just posed in a slutty fashion with a cheesy come hither expression. BLOTD means ugly to average and cheesy to desperate.

You're a cute girl but really, cover yourself and stop looking like a slut.
Of course guys will want to fuck you but that doesn't make you special.
Guys will fuck anything (see #33).

This is true.... this is something I've learned: The second you stop being so damn available, you automaticially become 10x more desirable. Not that I was slutty or posing myself in amature porn pictures, but... same concept just toned down a few notches.

Don't try so hard, show off the pretty face. SMILE. More guys would want to actually be with you then (not just fuck you and objectify you...pardon the harsh language).

Wow, a lot of harshness for this girl... I think she's rather cute. Pretty eyes and nice lips. The outfits could use some work, but if she's from the UK I can understand (I guess).

Thalia:
Attend an anger management class or 40.

her and her $2 outfits should march back to the trailer park and take care of cousin mom and cousin dad....

You know the more I look at her, the more I realize how pretty she'd look wearing some classy clothes. She really is cute; these clothes just make her look cheap.

Lauren:
You sound like BLOTD Erika - and that ain't a good thang...

Yeah before you jump over this one for her "I know I'm hot" comments, she goes by Lawrah on the board, not Lauren. So that's someone else.

What's with the vacant expressions and overall trying too hard to be sexy?

Lauren... some of us do have links on here to our MySpaces where we have our pics up... but unlike you, most of us are not trying to be sexy in our pics. We don't require that kind of validation in life.

Lauren is the crazy cracka from yesterday.

As-Salaam Alaikum.

Haha! Pathetic try Lauren.

"nice body, but face is soooo…UK. "

Bitch is fucking ugly..nasty as hell.Something us guys would like to toss around the meat stickey stickey on a Saturday's nite after some sloppy beer drinking...after that...a little S&M...See your not a lady...your a hoe...ladies I respect...Hoes I rake.

kinda horse faced, but i'd still hit it.

I want to like her, I really do want to try. But after seeing those pictures (especially that last one)it just makes that so hard for me to do. Oh and where have I seen that face before? Oh thats right, just about everywhere I go. Thats the most common face I have ever seen.

id tap that

Your ass ain't that cute, you're just stickin it out.

I'm not usually nasty, but this bitch is fug. And worse, she's in denial.

hmmm ugly - *tick, little - *tick, whore - (one could only imagine...) *TICK
soz hun but u just seem too desperate and cheap to be taken seriously as a true beauty.

course she's got a belly on her - being scottish it means she lives on a diet of deep fried mars bars and irn-bru. i'm impressed that she's managed to stay that trim.

Whos that ugly bitch lololol

omg.EWW..

Lisa S,
You hated it when people gave you shit for your imperfections.
But it's fine for you to be a fucking cunt about everyone else?
Get the fuck over yourself, hypocrite.
For fucks sake.
I think Laura is prettier than you.
Infact. Everyone is.

Peace Fuckers.

"U GUYS ARE JUST JEALOUS! i know i’m hot! i dont need some losers telling me i’m not!

why don’t u grow some balls and send in UR PICTURES!!! "

I've changed my mind about one thing.
Lisa S and Lauren could be long lost twins...
They are both stuck up losers,
with boring comebacks.

Ummm....... I don't know at which point in your mind you thought that you weren't a ugly little whore. You're cheap cheap cheap. I can find more classier women than you in a hicksville trailer park. You are seriously pure white trash. Ugh. Her face kinda looks like the grinch, oddly small nose, thin lips. Yuck, i'm barfing just looking at you you cheap arse stuck-up conceited slut. Go get yourself a tan and maybe a reality check.

Im from Scotland dammit, we dont get the sun lol

And no, you didn't have the right answer to the grandpa thing. I assume you were joking.

Can someone translate what Senin said?

I'd rather see you not dressed up and smiling. Class it up a bit and Im sure you'd have a better chance at being considered beautiful. You aren't ugly, whats making you ugly are the expression and the submissive cum on my face positions...

Judging by other comments what Senin said probably wasn't nice.

I take back what I said in #70
Don't listen to all the negative comments here, people are just being mean bitches
You're probably a sweet person
The clothes are the only thing I'd change

Yeah, take off your clothes!

Laura, dont friggin send in pics to "THE BASTARDLY" n not expect to be burned ok!! Ppl are allowed to call u fugly if they want to - we're just being honest. Dont play with fire if u dont want to get burned.

Um..no..just...no...you are fuckin ugly lol...whatev man. Try not acting like a dirty little slut and then we'll talk. Lol, by the way...didn't you say you HATE dirty little sluts that think they're cute? isn't that what you are?? or do you think you're not cute in those AWESOME outfits? go fuck a sheep or whatever u Scots fuckin do...wait a sec..isn't Sean Connery Scottish? Man, that fuckin' 300-year old man is hotter than you. take some tips from Sean Connery...grow a beard or something...try ANYTHING except what you're doing.

Flattest ass I have ever seen!

meh

I just came on your face Laura.

vain without reason.

refreshing after yesterday
kilt
hot
70's outfit not so much
and "aye"
always reminds me of pirates
try a pirate outfit

Put on some clothes, girl
You look like a little girl trying too hard & it ain't sexy

The kilt really shows off your "fuck gut" and that push up bra looks like it hurts. How do you say NEXT in Scottish?

I think I see a little Fat Bastard in there....
In this case, It's Scottish and it IS crap.....

She's got a pretty face and a cute bod. Nice change of pace from yesterday's BLOTD.

Look-alike: Melissa Jone Hart

.....and that's probably not a good thing.

I wish she had an expression on her face.
Her body isn't bad...

To Young Nambulous:
I must have missed it, what does TPATS mean?

Jeez I'd hate to see what you guys would do to me!

oh.. but I like her stomach ... she needs to gain muscle in her legs though!

i have no idea what you are talking about Angelfood
and i am hurt you would lump me in with the other rabblerousers

john said:
“white girl ass.”
that is an ignorant and racialy insensitive remark and i resent it
how dare you! "

Okay...I will play...but it is still lame...probably was a sorry attempt at humor...here it is again...let's see if the natives bite. ;>

stop showing you're ass.... you dont have one

nice body, but face is soooo...UK.

Man, be you bastards hard t' please. I think she's hot.

i think the 2nd to last pic shows us what she really looks like when not posing. and what's with the last pic? that's not very appealing at all. it looks like she has no ass and is bloated from pms. yeah, that's uber hot . . .

Wow... was I just in an argument with someone? Cause thats news to me. I don't remember challenging anything anyone was saying but... okay.

U GUYS ARE JUST JEALOUS! i know i'm hot! i dont need some losers telling me i'm not!

why don't u grow some balls and send in UR PICTURES!!!

want2rubmychinchilla? thanks for the ref(#50) :)

uh i'm pretty nice in person/ i really don't know how im going to conquer this horrible disease. ;

She looks like a man!She's so pale she looks like a sick starving cave bitch.

#90 WTF is up with the "thin lips," "get a tan," "Pure white trash" comment? She's a white person from the UK. You people are amazing. If someone says something about a black person, you go apeshit. You're the one than needs a reality check.

On the serious tip Laura, you're cute, you just need to dress better. You have nice eyes and a cute face, just wear clothes that don't look slutty.

What makes you think your not a ugly little whore?

chav

WTF! What's up with that last picture? Oh, and the last picture on Page 2, the look on her face- just imagine looking down at that stupid vacant expression- instantly no more wood for you. Game over.

So, she better than haggis, I'm sure that after a few Laphroig's I'd do her, BUT, only if it were from behind so as not to run the risk of encountering that dumb-ass look on her face. Which by the way isn't very pretty, the stupid look notwithstanding.

I'd say she a TPATS low 2. I'd probably initially deny it, but if pressed I'd admit it just to stop the torture.

Laura whats good with letting me nap in your cleavage?...

sh1t looks warm and welcoming...

John you jocking me as well?....first time i'm really noticing you panda, but it seems like you Bastardly Omniscient... You spend more time posting than Shaquille O'neal...your're the Iron man of this, the Bastardly Cal Ripkin of posting...get off the net, I know your eyel-lids heavy...

lol. This is comp-lab happy hours. Crack I haven't forgot about you on the Megan thread, I got you.

Ah, just another ugly little whore who thinks she's cute.

why ? because we're not vain , insecure , socially retarded or emotionally suicidal enough , you idiot . you said you loved the honesty of the readers , well take it and fuck yourself with it . jesus . you WOULD have been goodlooking if you didnt send generic slut pictures and expect bastardly readers to like it . bah .

I dont acutally leave the house like that lol..was just dressing up :)

ANd the forehead! How could I forget to mention that enormous billboard. Vacant by the way.

Beacharn, Bruchag, Leodag, Strapaid.
Thalla 's cagainn bruis!

"Man, be you bastards hard t’ please."

ARRRRRRRRRRR

You know you're hot? OK, I take back what I said. You'd look cheap in anything.

And no, you didn't have the right answer to the grandpa thing. I assume you were joking.

well i think everything's been said. glad nobody's come to her defense to say she's really cute or something equally retarded. the “I hate ugly little whores who think they are cute” comment is an absolute classic... this has to be a joke, it just has to!

Rach thu agus a' sgaoil am leathar de bhur paithar.

Ok Lauren was from yesterday, todays was Laura....

Moss: you hit the nail on the head! CHAV

The last picture is great. I gotta think of something mean to say. I'll be back Lawrah.

I think she is pretty...kind of a sassy, naughty expression in most pics. Notice that she is in the same pose as BLOD from yesterday on last pic of page 2...wow! what a different impression than yesterday. Dress makes her look like she is out of a "nurse fantasy" flick.

What is it about that pose though? Why? It is not very flattering - I can think of better things to do with my hands than slap them on my thighs for a pose...LOL

Debbie Dean is way hotter than you. You can't compare yourself with her beauty. You're an average looking girl.