The Bastardly Midnight Snack - Jennifer Love Hewitt's Cleavage circa. '97-'01 Flashback



Oh can't we just remember the good ol' days of Jennifer Love Hewitt where she'd cocktease us with those puppies. Before the days of the Darth Vader haircut, the Sound of Music dress, and Emmy & Jezebel Magazine. Let us reminisce of those goodies and keep the faith that one day Ms. Love Hewitt will indeed cash in her Playboy Trump Card.

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32 Scandalous Comments

id still tap that

Thursday, May 18th, 2006 @ 12:40am
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She was so stunning then...it's sad to be a has been.

Thursday, May 18th, 2006 @ 1:18am
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Her breasts are small, what gives? Not to mention that goofball, godawful face.

Thursday, May 18th, 2006 @ 3:40am
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is that first picture suppost to be hot? she looks like Carrie.

Thursday, May 18th, 2006 @ 7:43am
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She was good back then. She did crappy movies and had nice boobs.

Thursday, May 18th, 2006 @ 8:15am
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Small? Come on. Give me a friggin break. They look amazing. She sure was in a bra a whole lot back then huh...

Thursday, May 18th, 2006 @ 9:33am
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Those boobs rule, although the longer she waits the more they are heading south. Cheers to the 'Party of Five' casting director for making her a 'statr' and have the pre-pubescent foresight to have Lacey Chabert carry the torch.

Thursday, May 18th, 2006 @ 9:36am
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Big natural boobies, Yaaaa!!! That's a 1997 yaaaa!!! Now she looks kind of tired.

Thursday, May 18th, 2006 @ 10:21am
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Could that be...a nipple I see? The boob on our left, her right, in the first picture? Oh, J Love!

Thursday, May 18th, 2006 @ 10:58am
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I'd still hit it with a baseball bat.

Thursday, May 18th, 2006 @ 11:39am
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Hah, Hah, look at her trying to look all sexy. Doesn't she know she will always be an ugly bitch with a boy face and an ugly smile. Who cares about her big tits that just makes her an ugly bitch with big tits who tries to be sexy but looks ugly as fuck doing it.

Thursday, May 18th, 2006 @ 1:48pm
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Amen, nora, but her breasts are not that big.

Thursday, May 18th, 2006 @ 2:27pm
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Props to Nora the dyke. She is a bit strained looking, but you'd hit it w/ a strap-on would'nt ya sweetie.

Thursday, May 18th, 2006 @ 4:12pm
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I think if I were really a dyke I would go after a woman that looks like a girl, not a big-breasted man.

Thursday, May 18th, 2006 @ 8:24pm
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wow now looking at it, her face wasn't pretty even back then, now it's worse.

Friday, May 19th, 2006 @ 12:21am
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I think she's pretty, even now. I want to hate her, but God dammit, I just can't.

Friday, May 19th, 2006 @ 1:09am
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I'd lick her ass after a bad bean fart and still dripping Masengil out of her cunt. Screw the big swinging milk cartons, gimme the dirty hole!!

Monday, May 29th, 2006 @ 12:35am
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This girl is super hot and all you fag's and jealous ugly girls need to stop blogging and get a life

Wednesday, June 28th, 2006 @ 11:44pm
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I agree with you "daddy" the fact that Nora went on such a rampage shows just how JELOUS she really is!!!

Thursday, June 29th, 2006 @ 10:48pm
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Daddy, you're a dick.

It's a shame Jennifer Love HASBEEN is the best you can do!

And to the dipshit below him, LEARN HOW TO SPELL.

Idiots.

Thursday, February 22nd, 2007 @ 12:24am
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You fuckers need to STOP trashing Jennifer Love Hewitt! You guys with your tiny 2cm cocks have no right to berate a beautiful woman like Jennifer! Just becase you can't get any doesn't give you the right to be fucking ass holes! As for you jealous dykes you need to take your ugly fucking butch asses and get to stepping! I sware if this shit doesn't stop some fuckers are going to catch a major fucking beat down!

Thursday, March 15th, 2007 @ 4:04pm
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ewwww she's ugly

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 10:08pm
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I COULD HAPPILY WEAR OUT 6 COCKS FUCKING HER ! I'D CRAWL THRU BURNING SAND LITTERED WITH BROKEN GLASS WITH A LIT ROAD FLARE IN MY ASS JUST TO SMELL THE TIRE TRACK OF THE LAUNDRY TRUCK THAT CARRIED HER DIRTY PANTIES !

DAMN I COULD SPEND A LIFETIME JUST FUCKING BETWEEN HER TITS !

I BET SHE'D LOOK CUTE WITH A MONSTER LOAD OF CUM FILLING HER OH-SO-FUCKABLE MOUTH !

Tuesday, September 11th, 2007 @ 12:08am
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Totally slutty and fuckable. Awesome legs and ass. Good lips, but they'd look better around my cock. Awesome tits, but they'd look better with my cum smeared on them. I'd love to lick her legs, suck those nipples and titty fuck her, and then pound her pussy... she'd probably do it for money, the whore.

Friday, October 5th, 2007 @ 1:27am
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Id hit it

Friday, October 12th, 2007 @ 12:34am
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Ultimate Fantasy: Jennifer Love and Lacey Chabert doing each other in a Lesbian 69 while i snort a line of Coke off of Laceys back as Neve Campbell and Paula Devicq take turns blowing me. now THATS!!!!!! a real Party of 5.

Friday, October 12th, 2007 @ 12:45am
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Oh my god! Cant understand how fucking stupid some people are. Ur really gonna say that one of the fittest women on the planet is actually UGLY?! 2 all those ridiculously jealous vindictive women on here how fucking sad are you? Its soooooo obvious! ur literally getting angry cos ur that jealous of her, yet still trying 2 convince complete strangers u think she mings! Ur not convincing anyone trust me! And 2 the blokes that reckon shes rough? Fuck me guys theres no excuse 4 that unless ur clearly as bent as ur glasses must be. Im yet 2 meet anyone that says theyd turn her down, and if i did id laugh in their face for being such a cock loving nonce!!!

Monday, December 24th, 2007 @ 10:05pm
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nora and lolpop are just a bunch of ugly girls jealous of JLH beauty.. only ugly/fat girls bitch about hot chicks.. hahahaha

id hit that anytime of the week..

Tuesday, May 19th, 2009 @ 1:01am
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By the time we see anything, it'll be too late. *sigh*

Thursday, May 18th, 2006 @ 1:19am
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and how the hell do you know we dont get any cause I get mine

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 10:11pm
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jlove...... love to tap that

Monday, April 6th, 2009 @ 7:36am
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look. she was hot back when she didn't look like a 65 year old bag lady. in 2009 she is a mess and needs to be "sent to the farm" if you catch my drift.

she is a cunt rag and just boring to look at NOW. i need all the old pix of her i can find because it brings back good memories of me jerking it when i was 15.

ahhh...the good ol' days.

Monday, May 18th, 2009 @ 2:49pm
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