Kelly Brook and one lucky son of a bitch!!!



I'm going to go off the assumption that is Kelly Brook's husband because I do see a wedding ring in one of the pictures. Damn, she got some nice looking pillows and this guy gets to see her naked every night and stick it (not Vanessa Lengies style) to her every night. Jeezus!!!

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Nothing special! AVG woman!

Thursday, May 18th, 2006 @ 9:34am
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dude that is billy zane
and he needs to start using dryer sheets
or that spray
he has static cling, it looks like shit

Thursday, May 18th, 2006 @ 9:39am
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she is big in england (being that's she's english) but i really don't see the big deal...in these phots anyway. i guess in british terms she's hot because let's face they aren't known for producing hot babes. she looks alot better when she's posing swim wear. she's been trying to get an acting career going in La for years now, with not much success.
and for the record i don't think there are married yet, just engaged.

Thursday, May 18th, 2006 @ 9:48am
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I guess it doesn't take much to impress chicks from England. The Phantom, Ha ha ha ha...

Thursday, May 18th, 2006 @ 10:12am
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Na it just takes a good hearted gentleman-- from what i can read in his face he seems like a sweet guy.

Thursday, May 18th, 2006 @ 10:19am
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maybe he is smiling because he just garroted a homless person
or could be he is just happy to be noticed again

Thursday, May 18th, 2006 @ 10:30am
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Morgan, I was waiting for that comment! LOL I think every/any nationality is capable of producing a gorgeous person.

He might not be that hot now but Billy Zane was a heart-throb in Titanic and he has incredible eyes regardless of age. I doubt you could call his career forgetable. Kind of a supporting actor history but still credible. He does some really off the wall stuff.

Thursday, May 18th, 2006 @ 10:35am
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The "person" in the picture with her is Billy Zane. He's an actor who starred in a few unknown movies like, TITANIC, DEAD CALM, and THE PHANTOM.

You guys should hire me to write for your pictures. At least I know who's in them.

Thursday, May 18th, 2006 @ 11:05am
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"not tim burton" again
the roger ebert of the bastardly
you should start a website
it will probably be as sucessful as "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls"
the Phantom
HA HA that is a good one
billy zane probably doesn't even remember making that

Thursday, May 18th, 2006 @ 11:11am
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I used to have a mad crush on Billy Zane, back when he was in Dead Calm (early 90s).
He was gorgeous!

Thursday, May 18th, 2006 @ 11:20am
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Morgan, your comment was stupid. from the British girls you've named, only one has breasts at all (Zeta Jones). the others....please.....

Thursday, May 18th, 2006 @ 11:26am
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I am failing to see how large breasts have anything to do with being gorgeous or a "babe"....... and who said Kate Beckinsale didn't have any??? Just because they aren't double Ds doesn't mean they are non-existent.......... get a clue please. :)

Thursday, May 18th, 2006 @ 11:39am
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She is so far from Kate Beckingsale it isn't funny.

Thursday, May 18th, 2006 @ 12:30pm
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you know i've got to support bald guys !!!!!!! *yes* :)

Thursday, May 18th, 2006 @ 12:35pm
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She is not 32E. I'm bigger than she is and that's not my bra size.

Thursday, May 18th, 2006 @ 12:56pm
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Billy Zane used to be so hot. He also plays crazy very well. He was sexy psycho for quite a few years. I wonder what his sister Lisa is up to, she's actually pretty good looking, but has quite the schnozz I recall. She was also in Nightmare on Elm Street - "Freddy's Dead", worst one EVER!

Thursday, May 18th, 2006 @ 1:22pm
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Billy fucking Zane. Doh!!!

Thursday, May 18th, 2006 @ 4:32pm
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32E is no fun...although it's better than my post-pregnancy 32FF. Try shopping for bras here in the US...nothing goes above D or below 34. I'd love to be about a B.

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 @ 10:35pm
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[...] Look at what Kelly Brook found! Those coconuts are probably smaller than her tits! Damn you Billy Zane! [...]

Wednesday, June 14th, 2006 @ 4:43pm
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kelley is a fuckin beach. that she damped jason. thare fucking wading in greese or someware else will happed never

Wednesday, July 19th, 2006 @ 4:43pm
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She is so fucking thick she is an embarrassment to the UK! Watching her on Celebrity Love Island was painful (I was embarrassed for her) and her co-presenter looked so humiliated - no wonder she has been dropped from presenting it. Just like when she axed from the Big Breakfast.

Seems to me they are two has-beens (if she ever was anybody in the first place) desperate to keep in the limelight. She is not good looking, and she tries to COPY the forties look of Liv Tyler (because she is too stupid to think of her own look). She's a poor imitation though. She looks very common; trying to look posh.. which was her excuse for her shitty underwear line being for sale in New Look (cheap clothing store in UK for young girls). She said she wanted it to be affordable - yeah! - more like anywhere upmarket and expensive wouldn't touch a nude model/soft porn stars stuff! Can you imagine Angelina Jolie saying to Brad Pitt, "I've got a Kelly Brook bra on for you tonight!" ha ha ha - THATS how stupid she is - no self respecting woman would wear her stuff - only teenage girls who don't know any better! She has sold herself like the whore she is and has no other use in life other than something to shag and shit on.

This month (November 2006) in the UK she has made it to the dizzy heights of a lad's mag (again, surprise surprise) with a full nude shot of her on the cover. Mmm classy.. There is nothing elegant about her. She's just a cheap whore who I wish would disappear. I am sick of seeing her UGLY face.

Wednesday, November 1st, 2006 @ 1:16pm
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kelly brook is so gorgeous.as i look at this picture i've got a big stiffy.i just want to fuck her hard and make her cum.

Thursday, March 22nd, 2007 @ 1:14am
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I was told a long time ago that he was gay! Go figure!

Thursday, May 18th, 2006 @ 9:35am
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Kissy,
The English "aren't known for producing hot babes"
Have you seen Kate Beckinsale? Kiera Knightley? Kate Moss? Catherine Zeta-Jones (Welsh)? They're all beautiful.
Your comment was stupid.

Thursday, May 18th, 2006 @ 10:19am
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