The Bastardly Minute With... Mischa Barton

in some of these pics she looks...eh...ok. but we all know shes ugly. shes got big areola too. you see those pics of her topless tanning? its weird. not being discriminating to women with big areola or anything...but mischa is really skinny...and it just looks weird.

She looks delightfully tasty. I would probably serve her with a plate of fried rice and start on her ribs, maybe with a spicy barbeque sauce. She just looks really appetizing to me. A nice red wine could really compliment this meal.

Oh yeah, I would definitely have sex with her too.

I don't really have a problem with her face. It's not stunning, but she's pleasant enough to look at. Her body, however, is indicative of her crossing way too far from Slenderville into Gaunttendam. Therefore, they really need to NOT put that ghoulish eyemakeup on her that makes her look like the Corpse Bride.

I'm hungry.

She looks dead in the first pic.

It's a fashion shoot for fucksake- not a Maxim or FHM with arched back poses where they tan 'em up and airbrush to hell.

She looks scary in t' first picture. In t' second her cleavage looks very invitin'

She may be pretty but she sucks. She is such a little diva. The attitude kills it for me.

She's so good at looking exquisitely bored. She's pretty. I've always thought she was nice... her charicter on the OC is annoying I don't k now about her.. she seems nice..

Not hot. Not pretty. Not even fuckable - you'd worry about hurting her anorexic, non-existent ass. Not to mention you would bruise your pelvic region because of the beating you would take pounding against that bony ass... ugh.. I can't believe I'm actually wasting my time typing this crap about this irrelevant, ugly ass, no-talent hack.

DOOM

She's actually quite beautiful, but would make a better model than a WB actress.

Didn't heroin chic go out in the nineties?

makeup helps a lot.

beautiful Aryan princess

She is very beautiful and at least she looks like a girl I've seen a ton of women out there that get called hot but have man-faces. (eva longoria, jenniferlove hewit, jennifer maniston, jennifer lopez)

Isn't she russian or eastern european? looks like that. Most eastern Europeans would look something like that.

I'll be the first to say that I discriminate against women with large areolas.

This bitch looks like a DOG. like a mutt or something, and i hater her nasty squared face, her flat tits, and skeletal body. she just plain SUX.

I love her, i really do!

the second pics is clearly fake!!!...c'mon, she seems a wax statue!!

although i think she's got a nice face but she's too skinny!!!

has she ever said she's planning to gain some weight? liar!!!!!

"the second pics is clearly fake!!!…c’mon, she seems a wax statue!!"

She IS a wax statue.

Is it just me, or does she look like an Olsen in some of the photos?

She is ugly and overrated. She looks like Michael Jackson from the music video "Thriller" in the first two pictures when he turns into a zombie.

Large areolas only look good on large breasts. They have to be proportionate to the size of the breast. I have large areolas, but they match my large breasts (I'm a DD). Shannon Elizabeth from American Pie has them too and they look nice on her. It just depends.

Nothing wrong with how she looks average is ok in any state, but right now there are hundreds of thousands better in grocery stores, gas stations, and restaurants and this is an actress who can't act. It's a good thing Brandon Davis and Paris like her otherwise...well...you know...

Cheers to Crazy Daisy's Dubs!