Jennifer Walcott - not even Top 300 worthy?
Friday, May 19th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
In total there were over 350 different names that showed up on Top 10 lists for Bastardly Sexiest Women 2006....and Jennifer Walcott did not make it onto any lists...not even one 10th place vote! You'd think that somewhere in Bastardly reader land that there'd be a hardcore Playboy Playmates fan that would've put Jennifer Walcott in a Top 10 lists comprised of only Playmates, but that wasn't the case. Here she looks cute in her bunny outfit and let's not forget we've seen her try to play a ballerina too!
Her face is okay--she'd be a 10 there if not for how close-set her eyes are and how thick her eyebrows are--but her body kinda freaks me out. I hate the combination of those super-muscley arms and huge gigantic tits. It just shrieks "female bodybuilder." Come on. Muscle tone is good, but there's no need to go overboard. She's okay, though. It is surprising she didn't make it on anyone's list--guess she's not to the Bastardly readership's taste?
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Because she has more plastic in her than the ball bin at Chuckie Cheese?
Yeeech.
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Totally overboard with the breast augmentation...they could explode at any moment. She should have dialed the boobies down a notch and spent some cash shortening up that nose.
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Not sure she looks good.
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She reminds me of Lacey Chabert
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Yes, and Lacey Chabert also looks like a chipmunk. Her implants are ridiculous.
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The other night I dreamed I got implants and it was terrifying
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Funny Moose, funny
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Her face is a man's, you can so tell she's pulling a Miriam on us.
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She looks good but she told Howard Stern she didn't orgasm. Pretty, not sexy.
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She ranked just out of the top 10 for me, probably #12, in my opinion her body is close to perfect.
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i hate fake tits! shit looks ridiculous.
also her eyebrows look too painted on.
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I hate her cuz m BF of 12 yrs had SE_ with her back in 92 or 93. just once, but that is enough. and my BF is not very cute, he is a hillbilly from Youngstown, ohio. Joey Tennant. Jen, do you recall him?
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She is a hott babe with a banging body, #1 on my list
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Are you guys a bunch of fags? She is totally fine. Who cares if she has bolt-ons, they look great. Definately top 2 in my book, after Jessica Alba!
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