Kristin Cavallari is a guilty pleasure...
Friday, May 19th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
I think that truly explains why I continually post her, besides the fact that pictures of her are always popping up. I mean, in an instance she seems decently attractive but then you think again and it's like...what the fuck is she known for again?...and oh, you're not so crackin. Goes to show that anyone in America can become a household name. Shit, I can't even spell her name correctly from the previous posts that I've done of her too.
Related in a Scandalous way:
- Kristin Cavallari Hosts 21st Birthday Party @ LAX Nightclub
- Kristin Cavallari is the cutest bowler @ Lucky Strike Lanes Opening in Las Vegas
- Kristin Cavallari @ Max Factor Fashion Show
- Super Hot Kristin Cavallari Camera Whoring @ the Beach
- Bastardly Fashion Rating: Kristin Cavallari @ Yellow Premiere in L.A.
i think she looks gorgeous in the last pic, i never really noticed that!
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Check out the hand she's blowing a kiss with in the first picture - it looks like her nails are deformed or missing. She is definitely hangin' on to the back end of the dog...
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Man, this is hideous.
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Hideous?! man I think shes a fuckin mega-hottie but that "eye of the beholder" thing is in full affect here...
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what's with blowing kisses in pictures these days...
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She looks like another Simpson girl to me. Is this poppa Joe's illegitimate kid that he's cheatin on Jessica and Assley with?
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Her head looks HUGE compared to the rest of her.
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Yeah, onehitter, I was going to say the same thing...
In the first couple of pictures, her head seems rather on the large size.
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OVERRATED!
Can we please get this bird-brained bitch out of the news and keep her on the beach where she belongs?
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A little bit of Jay Leno chin I see....yup she looks like a Simpson sister wanna-be!
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First pic- Look at the size of her hand compared to that head! She's got freakin carnie hands! Otherwise, pretty cute, but I'd tell her to keep the paws in her pockets.
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Kristin does some stupid reality show and then BAM! she thinks shes some famous celebrity, sorry kristin your not famous and your not pretty. REALITY CHECK!
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She also did a show called 'Get This Party Started'. I think they showed 3 or 4 eposide and then it was canceled.
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She reminds me of Jessica Simpson...not really a good thing.
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from the first picture, I thought it was the blond olsen
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oh god this chick ig nasty!
look at this picture,her arm ughhh its gross.
and she has no ass whatsoever
http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/gallery3/image_full2/2296/
check this hottie out myspace.com/honey_gun
she reminds me of jessica alba.
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Whoa, where IS her ass? That's funny. Her crooked nose bugs me. She's the cutest of the Laguna crowd.
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i think shes really pretty but is it just me or does it look like she got a nose job since laguna beach? does anyone know? ive never heard anything about it but her nose looks different..it kind of makes her face look wierd now. on the show it looked wider or something.
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OVERRATED AND UGLY AND FAT!!! I WONDER HOW MANY Z-LISTERS HAVE FUCKED HER IN HER NARSTY STANK COOCH?
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FUCK I GOT CUT OFF SHITSTEN LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE BLEW UP HER HEAD LIKE THAT EPISODE OF SOUTH PARK WHERE MR MACKEY TOOK ACID AND HIS HEAD TURNED INTO A BALLOON. I WONDER WHO SHE'LL TRY TO FUCK NOW SINCE EVERYONE KNOWS SHES A GOLDDIGGING CUNT. AS A MAN I HATE THEM BITCHES. MAKE YOUR OWN MONEY, WHORE!!!
GIGGETY GIGGETY GOO, SHITSTEN IS VILE, AND ON HER I WOULD LIKE TO SPEW (ON). FUCKIN SUCK IT IF YOU THINK THAT HAGGARD OLD THING IS HOT, OR EVEN PRETTY!!!! FUCK NOW I HAVE TO BARF ONCE AGAIN!!!!
MOE, I LOVE YOUR SITE, BUT YOU GOTTA GET SOME HOT BABES!!!!!!!
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All u stupid people are just jealous. Kristin has an awesome personality that's what makes her hot.
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She has a big head and a small body.
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she is so hott!
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LOL BITCHES THINK IM 'JEALOUS' OF THAT GROSS THING!! IM A DOOOOODE!!!!!
THE ONLY 'JEALOUS' IN HER IN YOURJUSTJEALOUS! AND DAMNIT I WANT THE FUCK OUT OF HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SUCK IT SHITSTEN WORSHIPPERS, SHES UTTER WHITE TRASH AND HAS GIANT UGLY FEET AND FAKE BLONDE HAIR. I GOT A JOKE FOR YOU SHITSTEN LOVERS!!! WHY DO BRUNETTES HAVE DARK HAIR?? TO MATCH THEIR MUSTACHES!!! LOL!
DONT LIKE MY OPINION? FUCKIN SUCK IT BITCHES.
YYJ!!!! WHERE ARE YOU JEALOUS!! I LOVE YOU!!!
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BESIDES, SHE, LIKE MANY OTHER UGLIES THIS BLOG SITE HAS, IS JUST AN OVERRATED 4 STORY PILE OF SHIT. HER HEAD IS WAY TOO HUGE IT REMINDS ME OF THAT EPISODE OF SOUTH PARK WHERE MR MACKEY TOOK ACID AND HIS HEAD BLEW UP INTO A BALLOON. WELL FUCK , HES STILL BETTER LOOKING THAN THAT PIE FACED TROLLUP WITH A BARREL CHEST, NO TITS AND HER UGLY SHIT COLORED EYES LOOK LIKE SOMEONE SMASHED THEM WITH A BRICK THEN SENT HER TO A BACK ALLEY TIJUANA QUACK TO GET HER EYES DONE, DATS WHY THEY BE LOOKIN LIKE SMASHED PIE EYES. SHE IS GROSS, I WOULDNT TOUCH HER WITH MY WORST ENEMIES PRICK, AND I THINK I WOULD ACTUALLY LIKE TO SEE HER ASSASSINATED AS WELL AS SLOBBA TROSS.
GIGGETY GIGGETY GOO, VITO IS SIGNIN OFF, SAYIN SHITSTEN IS LOOSE (LOOSER THAN HILTON, BUT PROLLY WITH MORE STDS).
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lol vito!!!!!! ive never liked that ugly whore anyway. im glad her shitty upn show failed
i hate it when stupid reality assholes try to stretch their 15 mins of fame into like, 18.
LC is the hottest, why dont they do pics of her?
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and taylor, she has always been my fave girl!!!!! yum yum taylor!!!
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TAYLOR? FROM LAGUNA BEYOTCH? LOL! ILL GOOGLE HER AND TELL YOU WHAT I THINK
HOLY SHIT SHES FINE! I LOVE LITTLE BLONDE GIRLS AND SHES A NATURAL BLONDE! THANK YOU "YOU WISH", FOR THIS ENLIGHTENING PIECE OF TAYLOR FROM LAGUNA INFO. LC IS HOT TOO, BUT TAYLOR TAKES THE FIRST SLICE OF HOTNESS CAKE!!!!!!!!
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kristin is so perfect and anybody who hates her should go fuck themselves cuz ur just pathetic wastes of time
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she has a huge head lol and a small body
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LOL..
Honestly, I think she's nothing special. If I saw her down the street, I wouldn't look twice.. If it wasn't for the super fake tan and the bleech blonde hair, her pics would pop up next to dictionary term for 'average at best' instead of us magazine haha. She's got a big head, small eyes, LONG big nose, LOOONG jay leno-ish chin, no ass, big waste, and oh yes, she stuffs her bra like crazy... Now don't get me wrong, i don't hate her or anything... I don't even watch laguna beach... What pisses me off is all the guys i know are gaga over her and she's really not pleasant... she's very bitchy in fact... if someone is famous or w/e, that's cool only if they can back it up.. angelina jolie is beautiful AND a good person... kristin..? *runs to find a bucket*
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GOOD CALL, THE FACE!!!
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sorry about that
www.myspace.com/honey_gun
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