The Bastardly Minute With... Jolene Blalock
Friday, May 19th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
I'm not a Star Trek follower but apparently I hear that she was like every fan's wet dream on that show????
I'm not a Star Trek follower but apparently I hear that she was like every fan's wet dream on that show????
Yeah, she is every "Trekkie's" wet dream, my husband's Star Trek fantasy uncle is obsessed with her, and it's actually frightening.......... he is absorbed in fantasy and can't take care of himself, and he has posters and pictures of her all over his room........ so I don't know if it's necessarily a compliment that reality-detached, anti-social, super dorks every where adore her, but I think she looks pretty good here.
Reply to this Comment
He-Man called, he wants his arch enemy back.
Reply to this Comment
HAHA, Skelator rocks....but ya she is the closest thing that star trek had to a hottie, I mean ohura....uggh! I wouldnt fuck that with crack's dick....
Reply to this Comment
seven was hotter. skeletor indeed...
Reply to this Comment
What the fuck happened between star trek and here?! She must have left her hotness on the fuckin Enterprise!! Crack will make you fast alright!! Give this girl a cheeseburger.
Reply to this Comment
The first time I saw her on the show I was like god damn. No in modern clothing, she really does look fine.
Reply to this Comment
In 3 of the pictures she is in a pose so hurtful that you can't just take it for granted that she is average and average is worth a ride in any language...even klingon
Reply to this Comment
love T'pol
Reply to this Comment
She looks a bit like she's channeling Julia Roberts, and that turns me off.
Reply to this Comment
She's too skinny and needs to lay off the hair extensions! She just looks sickly to me.
Reply to this Comment
She looks better as an alien.
Reply to this Comment
Here are some photos from when she looked way hotter
http://quarkon.blogspot.com/2006/05/jolene-blalock.html
Reply to this Comment
Barbarella.
Reply to this Comment
She looks good in the first pic.... beautiful face, but shes wayy to skinny to be considered sexy
Reply to this Comment
i want to put my thing in her thing
Reply to this Comment
OMG!!! WTF Happened to her!!! Shee dosent look hot anymore, she has become anorexic or something. I think she can do better than that, she used to be HOOOOTTT!!!
Reply to this Comment
I'd do her, but she has to wear the pointy ears!!
Reply to this Comment
some of those outfits in Enterprise had the captain and millions of trekkies drooling, I remember a scene where she and captain had to quarantine it out in a sauna, this lady has a fine body! as a Vulcan they gave her dark hair and dark skin, so I didn't know she was white until I IMDB'ed her! pity star trek has been cancelled :(
Reply to this Comment
Please note: Do not use multiple nicknames & leave annoying, pointless comments that only attack other Bastardly Visitors. Also, blatant racial & sexual slurs for no particular reason will not be condoned. BREAK THE RULES: YOU WILL BE BANNED & appeals via email will not be considered. Before you comment, please be aware that no comments will be edited or deleted. Ever.
Lastly, if you have special scoop (i.e. scandalous photos, bastardly ex-girlfriends & boyfriends you want to expose, etc etc), please do contact us directly. You will remain anonymous!