Bastardly Breaking News! Mischa Barton Sleeps w/ Old Men
Monday, May 22nd, 2006 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
It doesn't look too good for a post-OC Mischa. Reports emailed from friends @ the gathering spilled some sick juice---something about Mischa leaving w/ the old man following the bash.
W/ this in hand, for any of you who have lots of dough, this is a good chance as any other to get a piece of Overrated Mischa.
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isn't that the Jurassic Park guy???? Or maybe it's Crack Santa........
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This is most scandilous........
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Richard Attenbrough is a stud
i hear he packs like 9 inches
Mischa is going to be walking cock-eyed for days
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is that Sir Richard Attenborough? I bet he can get ten times better ass then ms. barton.
she'll be calling him Sir "Dick" Attenborough. what a fucking pimp.
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Yea it does look like the old guy from Jurassic Park.
Twenty years isn't too much in my book, but anymore and it just dosen't feel or look right to me (Nicole Simpson and rich old dust in a suit guy).
I could never date a woman that had to remove her false teeth to suck my cock. When I am there I will deal but NOT until then. I'm getting the heebie jeebies just thinking about it, ugh.
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Oh that is most definitely the old guy from Jurassic Park. That was my first thought too, lilyspryte! I think he also played Santa on Miracle on 34th Street...right?
You know what Mischa's answer would be for the BLOTD question, "Would you sleep with a man the age of your grandpa for $3 million?" Only she probably didn't get any money. Sucker.
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http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000277/
he was in the remake of Miracle
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anybody knows how old is she?
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"You know what Mischa’s answer would be for the BLOTD question, “Would you sleep with a man the age of your grandpa for $3 million?†Only she probably didn’t get any money. Sucker."
Looks like she got a part in his movie instead
http://www.ioncinema.com/beta/movie.php?id=1471
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I love this woman so much. i'm glad she likes old men, cause i want her to call me DADDY!!
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oh yeah, you guys all think youre so special because you get jobs by going to school, getting experience, and doing interviews. some people have to suck on old man balls instead. live and let live.
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Ya know, she looks really good in these pictures. Her hair is awsome. Her smile is genuine and dare I say sparkling. I normally hate the piss out of her, but I really like her in these photos. I hope she doesn't give Father Time a stroke, with or without her hand.
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Imdb says she was born on 24 January 1986, creepy, 5 days younger than me. I seriously seriously hope she didn't do anything with them. You'd need therapy after doing anything with those old guys.
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Her right leg is trying to get away from him on page 2, lol. The only sane part of her body.
I have to admit, though, I too find her quite attractive in these pictures. Still skinny as sin, but we can't all be perfect. Or clean.
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WHU IZ DAT OLD DUDE ??!!........MICHCA SUCH A GOLDDIGGER !!.LOL IM JOKIN ...BUT SERIUSLY WHU IZ DAT OLD DUDE??
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i know, but thats fucking wrong, i know they got arrest for a violation as breaking the law... what a stupid idea!
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