Bastardly Lady of the Day - Krista
Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Krista writes:
I'm Cambodian and French and just love to live life to the fullest!!!!! My family's originally from San Antonio, Texas...and I love everything about the state & going back to visit everyone every summer. I'm down to earth & easy to talk to...I put my family & friends before myself. I'm your typical party girl, but I'm also laid back and like those chilled nights I'm very private about certain things. I love everything about fashion & New York City. I never follow all the rules (life would be so boring if I did). I drive stick & I'm in the car scene--but don't be scared boys ;-)
Do you like your boobs?
Sure, why not? Except when there are sales at Victoria's Secret and the only sizes left are the DD's or something.
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
No, I guess I'm just a hopeless romantic! Can't put a price on love or the lack thereof, a girl's worth is too precious and invaluable.
Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (...to try get in your pants)?
Not that I can recall.
What makes you Bastardly?
I'm best friends with Miller Lite--no seriously. We've had some awesome good times. Thank you for those many mornings, afternoons, and nights...you treated me so well.
*If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won't be so nice as to actually "take down" pictures. Cheers!
























i would have to say a big N-O. gross. x10. just because god didnt give you eyelashes doesnt mean you cant pay for them.
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You gotta be fucking kidding me.
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everyone has their own preference, tralala.
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um, okay...weird.
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average... Yes, in the first pic the mop handle is ramming that tampon back up in there...
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Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.
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cant even think of anything to say, my mind is at a blank..
NEXT
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FINALLY! Somebody answered the grandpa question right. You're cute and you've got some self-respect. And don't get implants!
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Oh please Lana Lang! First of all everything you've said is wrong. She DID NOT answer the question correctly. There is nothing wrong with humping an old man for money. So what?! Its a business transaction. So long as the girl IS NOT a minor then so what. If money is involved, good. With the economy going down people need all the money then can get without resorting to robbery, murder, kidnapping. Second of all the girl is ABSOLUTELY horrific looking. She's chubby, fat, has super duper thick lips and poses like an ugly transvestite.
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You are an arrogant bastard if you think "everything I said was wrong." Go ahead and advocate prostitution if you want. You are 100% ignorant of the damage it can do on a lot of different levels. I'm sure she could get money another way - like at a regular JOB. Fucking idiot. You obviously know nothing about women. This girl should be proud of the fact that she wouldn't let somebody fuck her for money. Guys like you are a scourge.
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Aw, she thought she would win the Bastard's hearts with all those "Ok, I'm gonna kiss my friend" shots...
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YOU CAN'T EVEN REALLY TELL WHICH GIRL IS WHICH!!! They all look like the same damn chick, except maybe one's a little chuckier than the other. If you want to put yourself out there to be a pretty girl, you have to have uglier friends than you, or else you'll never get the attention!! ((I feel soooo good being able to say I was smart enough as a female not to have as cute friends as I was blessed to be, Hey Damnit, I want the attention!!! ))
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where the fuck is her neck? seriously..
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Right after #17 (K.K.) on bastardly's sexiest...you put her and ask us what we think...WTF...
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"THE NOT SO FAST AND FURIOUS"
YOU LOOK STUPID...
MAYBE YOU WILL GET LUCKY UNDER BUSH'S NEW IMMIGRATION REFORM PLAN...
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The picture of her friend licking her face is kinda gross.
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Broad look like Bolo Young.
Someone seriously gassed her into think she was hella fine. If my guess is correct, it was probably some crakkas with asian fetishes.
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This debate is seriously getting on my nerves now. You've been talking about the 3million question for weeks and still haven't come up with a rational explanation as to why it would be something that most people would do or if only whores would do it.
Let's SWITCH the question and see if you react the same way: GUYS, would you sleep with Farrah Fawcet for 3million??? Would you even be able to have an erection!?
I think that if a guy forces himself to sleep with an old woman he finds repulsive for money, it's called prostitution. Same goes for women.
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"GUYS, would you sleep with Farrah Fawcet for 3 million?"
Yes
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What's to fucking debate? If you sleep with someone for money you are a prostitute. All the rest is just arguing about price.
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Not all guys, but some guys would - but wouldn't tell anybody. They'd feel a little bit of shame and make up a story about how they got the money.
Women (in general) have a different emotional makeup - for a woman to be a prostitute, she really has to "shut down" and detach completely from the situation. She's just a hole. Most prostitutes are badly damaged.
Not to mention it's about a million times more dangerous for a woman than a man.
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“GUYS, would you sleep with Farrah Fawcet for 3 million?â€
Yes.
I would also sleep with Farrah Fawcet for free if I was drunk at a bar. Or if I saw her walking down the street. Or if she knit me a sweater and asked me to rub a boil on her foot. Or if she wanted to have a foursome including her, Suzanne Somers, and Bea Arthur.
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It's a silly question anyway ("would you sleep with someone your grandpa's age...")
I guess it weeds out the skanks from the nice girls but there are lots more interesting questions they could ask the BLOTD.
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senin,
Is it prostitution for a woman to be a housewife while her man works all day to support her?
Is it prostitution for a woman to sleep with a man after he buys her dinner and a movie?
The definition of prostitution is ambiguous. Strictly cash for sex is despised by society yet other forms of prostitution are actually encouraged. I am sure that many women have prostituted themselves out on a number of occasions not thinking twice about it because it wasn't a clearly defined cash for sex transaction.
Senin, I bet you are more of a professional whore than you realize.
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Okay, Star Jones now THAT is scary...
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Most of the pics seems like she has to lean her gigantic head against someone elses because her neck is incapable of suppoting it....
I think she'd do any old guy who had a full bucket of KFC extra crispy or a dozen hot Krispy Kremes
So take your Afa the Samoan looking self to the local gym and lose those saddlebags
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there's one in every crowd...
"Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?"
Is a great question, I never thought of it as a prostitution question, sheesh - lighten up.
It's all about the character of the person being asked.
Everybody has their price, if the money is right most people would do whatever is asked of them.
Hell, I'd sleep with yo' mamma for fiddy cent.
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Guillermo, good way to put it.
We're all whores...for the right price.
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THey all look the same to me.
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"GUYS, would you sleep with Farrah Fawcet for 3million??? Would you even be able to have an erection!?"
Yes, it's 3 million dollars. I don't know about some of you but I for one see life without work as the ultimate fantasy. You get one life and if I had to sacrifice two hours of sex while being on the verge of puking, so be it for a lifetime of no work and true freedom.
We are not talking about licking 80 year old crotch on a daily basis for your car payments, the question was too easy. Two hours or so for a lifetime of enjoyment. In a fucking heartbeat I would do it, and all of you that say no, I hope your high morales can pay your mortgage or medical bills if you get laid off from work or worse.
And of course I can get an erection, I control him he doesn't control me.
But for Star Jones I would want more money, some rubber gloves, a pinch licker, one gallon of rubbing alcohol and finally someone that could hypnotize me when it's over to forget it ever happen.
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"husbands and wives LOVE EACH OTHER"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
that is fucking good one
woo boy i'm winded
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I think the "the age of your grandpa" part is what makes it sound so gross instantly when people hear and want to say no way right away. What if it was someone young and handsome? What if it was your favorite celebrity or whoever you thought was extremely attractive and no one would find out about it ever? Not saying that everyone would, but shit, I'm sure it would cross people's mind more than if it was on old ugly man
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You mean Anna Nicole Smith married for love??????
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Cupcake, yeah, it would be extremely tempting to accept that amount of money, esp if it was a good-looking guy. But a good-looking guy wouldn't have to pay for sex anyway. Even if you might sleep with him anyway with no money involved, if you take the money, you a ho!
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I'm like the only asian who hasn't sent in their picture yet.
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Taking the money makes you ho, but if you would have slept him with him anyway for free, then you might as well take it!
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Cupcake:
Then it's just lust - you're not really sleeping with him for the money, then!
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John:
I say legalize prostitution and make those mutha fuckas pay income tax on their earnings and get raped by social security like the rest of us.
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She's okay looking...but the pics on the first page are terrible.
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Booboo,
I LOVED every bit of that whore for the full hour I had with her. The word love is a very subjective term and from most marriages I have seen, at least long ones, you may replace the word love with tolerate. How can you be sure that a man paying to "love" a whore is less legitimate than a man paying to "love" his wife.
Besides, I am willing to bet that more often than not, initially the wife prostituted herself to her future husband for a dinner, movie, sweet nothings (game), jewelry, status... and etc.
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"I’ll stand ‘er up, bend ‘er over, have my way, collect my hard earned cash, and retire."
That doesn't count, that's WAY too easy. If someone was putting up that kind of cash then I am sure they would want the full course meal. So you have to break out your tongue and actually lick her old crotch. Now THAT would cause me to rethink the situation.
Does anyone remember the movie with Woody Harrelson when he licked his landlord to allow him to stay in the apartment. She was worse than gross, it really puts things into perspective, unlike Demi Moore and Robert Redford in Indecent Proposal, that was the Snow White version vs Woody's trip down to hell crotch and for A LOT less.
For three million they might even want a rim job.
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Crack, we're just gonna go around in circles.
Wives are not whores. There are women that marry men for money, but I'm talking about what a marriage should be - 2 people that love each other and want to commit.
We could talk about "love" all day, but you know what I'm talking about. There is no comparision between prostitution and what a marriage is supposed to be about.
Men take women out because they want to spend time with the woman and make her feel special (and possibly get laid). They pay most of the time because traditionally, men made (and often make) more $ than women. I personally have no problem with a man taking me out to dinner and a movie and paying for it if he wants, because I spend SO much money on clothes, shoes, things to make my skin nice, makeup (mucho dinero), bras, dry cleaning, gym membership etc. I do those things for myself not just for him, but it costs ALOT to be a woman. I could save a lot more money if I was a guy.
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Booboo, you are a whore.
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"Is it prostitution for a woman to be a housewife while her man works all day to support her?"
No, because she is working at home, or at least she should be contributing to the household, washing his clothes, cooking his meals so he can be productive and rested at work to support them both.
"Is it prostitution for a woman to sleep with a man after he buys her dinner and a movie?"
No unless it is already stated that he WILL be receiving sex at the end of the night.
Prostitution is when you make a deal for sex no matter it is that is being offered. Now I am not saying some wives don't use sex in a marriage to get what they want, that happens all the time, but to me that's NOT a marriage.
"The word love is a very subjective term and from most marriages I have seen, at least long ones, you may replace the word love with tolerate. How can you be sure that a man paying to “love†a whore is less legitimate than a man paying to “love†his wife."
I understand what you are saying clearly, but no one should be commenting on the love in a marriage unless they are or at least have been married. Some of us get it to work very well.
The problem is people toss the word love around like crazy, I love my car, I love my job, I love seafood, I love that show. After a while it loses it's true meaning to some.
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I really don't think it is less expensive to be a man. I think it's expensive to live, period.
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I bet this BLOTD "loves" taking it in the pooper by multiple partners at the same time. Now THAT is chivalry.
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I think she likes all her holes plugged at the same time. Even more chivalrous.
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I digressed...
The only pic I like is the bikini pic, I think Krista's the one in the middle. It's the only pic that her face is pretty.
I'd need at least 6 beers, drinks, blunts whatever and a dark room....
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"I could save a lot more money if I was a guy."
You got that right. I get in the shower and use one tiny dollop of shampoo, shaving cream and the standard amount of ivory. She on the other hand uses a ton of hair products, body creams and make-up, let's not forget nail polish and the plethora of other women products (body sprays, perfume etc.) in addition to the cotton pony.
I still wouldn't even think that the amount of money guys spend on beer and video games ever reach comparable limits, and those might not even be considered needed items.
And if any guys mention hair products for them I will reach through my screen and bastardly slap you and tell you to call up Clay Akin.
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there's more prostitution talk here then BLOTD talk. if you readers don't wanna see asians then tell non asians to submit their pictures. it's not like we have a monopoly over BLOTD. jackson posts what he gets. maybe he posts asians cuz they're hotter (sometimes even natural without a lot of makeup) then all the blurry webcam pictures of white girls with 20 pounds of makeup and the same look in every picture.
suck on that!
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everytime i see these i convince myself that they are, infact, all sent in as jokes...but they just keep on coming. BUT we should stop being shocked that everyone sending these pics in is a complete slut, as they are the only ones who are going to send their pictures to a website anyway aren't they?
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Those have got to be the most tackiest boots I have ever seen...And what's up with all the Asians with these white girl names? Susanne,Krista,Amy,etc...bleh...
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Did someone say double anal?
Okay, so some people are against prostitution, fine. It's just supply and demand, that's all, capitalism. And a lot of people are against that too. Whatever.
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#98. I guess that's them being Asian-Americans, and not directly from Asia, this chick is apparently from Texas. If you were an immigrant, and wanted to help your kids blend in, I'm sure you would give them western names to.
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I agree no more asians they are dispicable to look at.
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Damn carl, that comment is so racist, and I think shes pretty cute in some pics, in others not so much.
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oh what the fuck!
honestly im starting to worry about all these people posting all these ugly ass girls on here
whats up with this girls face??
oh mann and that horrible body!
fuck
i say
HELL NO!
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hmmm, not bad in a few pics, ugly in others. Average overall.
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Natalia,
BTW the woman does not decide, the roofies does.
Oh and your girlfriend is definitely, 100%, prostitute.
I like the lifestyle of someone paying for my apartment too but im not sucking cak to get it.
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[...] there’s one in every crowd… “Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?†Is a great question, I never thought of it as a prostitution question, sheesh - lighten up. It’s all about the character of the person being asked. Everybody has their price, if the money is right most people would do whatever is asked of them. Hell, I’d sleep with yo’ mamma for fiddy cent. [Source] [...]
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natalia your friend is worse than a prostitute
prostitutes don't love for money
they fuck for it
much more honest than what your friend is doing
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Why bastardly WHY!!! Do you people not screen your BLOTDs before you decide to post them? Do you not have eyeballs?? Or do you just have so much hate in your heart that you wish everybody in the world to be blind????
Krista- I'm sure you're a very nice girl. Please stop posing like you're a southeast Asian hooker, it's not hot and no one thinks its sexy, sorry. You are a cute Asian girl, but your poses really remind me of Cartman from Southpark doing his whole "fih-dollah" routine. Jesus doesn't have a problem with prostitutes, per se, but He really hates it when nice college girls wanna pretend to be Vietnamese prostitutes. Your parents didn't pack up their straw hut and come all the way from Cambodia (and France, haha yeah right) for you to bring shame like this upon your family. Seriously, STOP IT.
Digglesworth- STFU you racist motherf*cker. I'm leaving your ass behind when the Apocalypse comes, you f*cking loser.
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jc, please don't forget me at the end?
oh yeah, i think the blotds are screened, captioned and even posted manually (i think thats how some websites run). otherwise, they'd just post themselves magically. consult the IT guy that does heaven.
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"Tragic Hero namedropped Bolo Yeung. We are like this son!"
Its all luv...you already know...I'm just on my NYC's most wanted baby father-italian don dada-flavorful button ups-smacking lowly peasants-zonin to the sound of salsa-livin lavy-h!ttin chicks on the beach-sippin tropical drinks-puffin on Don Alejandro's type steez....
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Jackson, pls stop posting asians as BLOTD, even though you still have many of them in queue, just delete the rest of the archives, dont post them here! these ppl are sick of asians
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Lemure - please send pics of you and your sister trying on said bras.
Thanks in advance.
scooter
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Yeah, Jackson...Wasabi with that, anyhow?
Wok are you trying to do?
Stir-fry things up?
You Rice guy!
Anyone can see that this is a Won Ton woman.
I think you've got a Slanted View of things...
Miso Thai'd.
I'm going to Bedouin.
Oops! Wrong ethnic group for a double entendre!
Someone should lock me into a panel van with either a glowing Hibachi Grill or an Hitachi Plasma Screen TV. Either way, I'd suffocate.
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the best answers I've heard
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Dave ricer hoes look better than thos stab-wound redneck hoes on Hot Rod magazine
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Since we are jumping subjects....
I knew this woman at work who had divorced her husband, hooked up with a man that was more than twenty years older than her. He bought her breasts and a decent sized house. She said sex with him was dull so she still went out to bars and hooked up with young men, younger than herself too. She was 36, here sugar daddy was 61 and the guys she hooked up with in bars were in the 20's range.
So is she a prostitute?
I feel she may not be the traditional kind of prostitute but she is definitely trading sex with the old dude for "benefits".
She was really good looking too and under normal circumstances I would have fucked her but after she told me all that I didn't really care for her anymore. Am I a hypocrite since I said I would sleep with Farrah for 3 million, maybe, but only a little since it would have been a one shot deal, he makes her mortgage/insurance/property tax payments etc. so she is a kept woman, I would never let that happen to me.
In a way she is smart to get so much for just sexual favors but at the cost of her right to choose, can she ever say she isn't in the mood to suck cock, maybe but then her monthly bills might not get paid.
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Wives are not whores
speak for yourself...alot of women and men are whores....in the bedroom with thier repsective partners....humans wre not enginereed to be monogomous....to keep the passion and love alive and the relationship monogomous....many of them need to be whorish to a point....so does it make you a slut if you are whorish in the bedroom with your parnter and they are so enamored with your sexual experiences that thye buy you jewels, dinner and vacation....we are beating a dead horse here people.....morals are subjective...they are not set in stone...
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SHE AIGHT, VERY THICK IN THE TORSO AND THIGHS FOR ME. I AINT DIGGIN THE PIC OF HER ON THE CAR, SHE MAY DENT IT
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YEAH WHAT THEY SAID.....
Jonna says...
For the record, modern “feminists†think that women should behave more like some men (vulgar, fucking anything, etc) and that pornography and prostitution are just fine
so what they wrote above is actually the opposite of the “feminist bullshit†you say it is
if you don’t like the more serious posts, just read the ones that are easy for you and STFU
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Cute!!
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Dirtygirl: You're getting it mixed up...you're not a whore if you enjoy exciting wild sex with your partner/spouse in the bedroom! And there's nothing wrong with your partner buying you things because he loves you (or really really likes you)
Bedrooms are private and people should do what they want w/their partners...why not be discreet about it? It's just tacky to tell the world your business & BRAG about your sex life
Why r u getting so angry with opinions that are different from yours
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That car is ass ugly.
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Moelicious
"since when did all the Asian Ho Community decide to send in their whoring photos?! "
that was a bad comment moe
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Der.
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in photo one...it looks like that broom or mop....is up her! WTF?
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hahahahaha nodak! priceless
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Nope. She's marginally better when she's just smiling, but when she's trying to be sexy, she just looks gross.
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TPATS: Low 1
IF it was possible to do this, I'd expect a metal and that 3 mil she wouldn't take from my grandpa should be given to me. Scratch that, this is a rare case that the 3 mil wouldn't be on the table for her. Don't pin it on Cambodians folks, I dated a decent Cambodian-American near Boston 8 years ago.
Because I am a friend to Cambodian, I leave you with one piece of advice. You need to replace you best friend Miller with a new best friend called "StairMaster", he can help. And if you want a decent guy to nail you, you can replace his best friend with the Miller you gave up; he will definitely need it.
Young Nambulous, again you got the wording down very succintly.
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If you ever have a daughter, I hope she becomes a whore.
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Ok, ugly asian hos better stop sending in pics for BLOTD. seriously.
the ok looking asian girls are all becoming "ugly" just by mere association.
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Im going to take a pass but I will give one point for the lesbian potential (real of not) and one point for the passing the greenage hit around. Yea that's right I like lesbians and herb.
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as for the 3 million dollar question, id sleep with an old dude if (and only if) its:
1) WARREN BEATTY
2) RICHARD GERE
3) PIERCE BROSNAN
*provided that he has 3 condoms on, (if the first slips off and the second breaks) and theres no KISSING.
hey, 3 million bucks plus a chance to fuck "history"... now thats what i call an awesome business arrangement.
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Damn, all this ruckus regarding prostitution? Sheesh, it keeps housewives from servicing their boring, limpdicked husbands and finance's the desperate's desire for crack rocks. Its a win win situation.
Tragic Hero namedropped Bolo Yeung. We are like this son!
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Wow Crack! You better back away from the pipe. I can't imagine any of that being okay blindfolded and from behind.
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Lol, I thought the Farrah Fawcet exemple would do the trick, but she obviously still has fans...
What about Star Jones??
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supporting....
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Natalia:
Not only does crack make you fast it obviously makes you willing to sleep with an over the hill buttaface whackjob.
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Crack,
You make some good points...but I would say
NO, it's not prostitution for a housewife to stay home while her husband works...husbands and wives LOVE EACH OTHER and she probably works around the house...anyway, that situation has nothing to do with a trick going to a whore.
Some people exchange sex for favors and that would fall theoretically under the definition of prostitution. If an actress sleeps with a producer to get a part, it would be fair to say she "whored" herself to get the part. It's common sense.
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John: I knew SOMEBODY was going to say that.
Well, the husbands and wives I know happen to love each other. I mean, I think you're supposed to love somebody when you marry them.
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You guys think you'd haveta see who you're doin' for 3 Million?
It's easy for guys to do it in pitch-blackness, all we need to do is smell it, if it ain't rank, we'll stick it.
Ya don't haveta see. So, yes I'd do Star Jones, Bea Arthur, Pam Anderson, a 90 year-old virgin, whatever female you wanna put in a black room, I'll stand 'er up, bend 'er over, have my way, collect my hard earned cash, and retire.
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BooBoo
i was semi-fucking around
i know people who are married and love each other
and people who are married that do not love each other
bottom line crack's point is a valid one.
bottom-bottom line this discussion about prostiution is tiresome
and ultimately misplaced on a fourm like this
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John:
Lana Lang simply gave the girl props for having some morals and that opened up a can of worms. The discussion is probably misplaced here but it's not just me.
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BooBoo:
i wasn't singling you out
i apologize if that is what you thought
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Plus, I like a bit of chivalry.
This doesn't fall under "prostitution" because I'm not dating the guy just to get the dinner and movie! See what I mean?
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i love whores
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i kinda worried about the car and the eventual dents. you don't look "petite" enough to be crawling all over it? some of your girlfriends are pretty hot.
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its not really about the racial preference, sssss. Its more of, does the girl look hot enough to be a BLOTD?
this girl? ehh... i dont think so.
theres a lot of hot asians out there. its just too bad that its the cracked up ones that have more balls to send in their pics and get bastardized here...
as i said earlier. ugly asians makes US all look bad, just by mere association.
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shes trying way too hard in the pics and it made her look slightly whorish. Come on girl, you can do better than that.
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senali, whats so bad about having an english name?
my parents always said its practical. everybody knows english is the world's most recognized language.
having an english name doesnt mean were sell-outs. it just meant we "adapted".
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Caliban, sure a life of pure freedom & no work is tempting, and it would be a good motivation to go through with the grandpa-sex. By the way, everyone who said they'd do Pierce Brosnan or other goodlooking actors in their 50s... they are not old enough to have 18 yrs old grandchildren, therefore couldn't qualify as grandpa sex material.
Caliban aslo raised a good point, in response to Guillermo: If someone is willing to pay 3 million dollars for sex, I'm assuming it has to be pretty damn good. It's not to get raped in a dark room, bent over by someone who's about to vomit on them.
For 3 million, it would probably involve ACTING like you're enjoying it, foreplay, oral sex, multiple orgasms, full body massage + whatever fetish this sicko has. Still up for it?
I have a really beautiful girl friend who intentionally only dates rich businessmen (even if they're not particularly attractive) because she loves the lifestyle they give her, they're always traveling for business so she's free to do whatever she wants most of the time, and in return, she makes them look like respectable men with a hot, classy fiancé. Kinda like Donald Trump with Melania Knauss.
In return, she gets things like an appartment, fabulous vacations, cars, jewelry, and other expensive things. I still think it's not prostitution because nothing forces her to have sex with the guy she's with everynight. She acts like a normal girlfriend, she wears the pants in the relationship.
That is very different from a prostitute who doesn't control what happens to her body. That being said, everyone who says married women are like prostitutes to their husband... you've never been in a relationship. The girl ALWAYS decide when she wants to have sex (if she has the slightest bit of self-esteem), the guy only hopes he's gonna get some.
Any guy who denies that is lying, or has a weak worthless girlfriend who can't stand up for what she wants.
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I only suck dick for crack.
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I don't get it... WHAT is the thresh-hold for a girl to not be considered "fat"? Her body looks fine, damnit... there's nothing wrong with a girl having some curves and she's proportioned at least!!
Still, I don't get it... WHY do girls feel the need to pucker up every time a camera lense clicks? Trout-pout = boring-cliche-borderline "the angles"-trendy-stupid-not sexy.
As far as the $3 Million Question goes... some girls will, some girls won't. Different strokes for different folks. There's no right or wrong answer in my book.
And dating a guy in order to have a fabbo lifestyle... I *personally* could only date someone if he was smart and respecful. I'd rather have a dirt poor boyfriend who treats me well with whom I can have an intelligent conversation with than some dumbass who happens to have money. I mean...Brandon Davis anyone? For all his money he's still a greasy, moronic jackass and no way I'd bed him even for $3 Mill....and he's YOUNG! A jackass like that would last 3 seconds with my temper... if that! LOL
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asian bitches, go back to myspace, or friendster (you flip beeoytches) and leave the bastardly to white people, or, er, people with flava ... and asses, and tits, and round eyes. seriously, find some real talent, all these chix need to be on buttafaces.com.
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God you guys pulled her apart didn't you. She isn't even that bad looking to be fair, poor girl's confidence gotta be knocked ever so slightly now. And making comments saying 'rice rocket'? What the fuck's up with that? I never got that stupid American lingo for JAPANESE cars. As you can probably guess I drive one too, and no, please don't force your gas guzzling ugly trucks on us lol.
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You obviously know nothing about women. Lnan Lang...hATE TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE BUT NEITHER DO YOU...TRANNY
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nodakgirl
YOU CRACK ME RIGHT THE FUCK UP....
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since when did all the Asian Ho Community decide to send in their whoring photos?!
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Mooooooooooooooooo. Shouldn't you be somewhere chewing on your cud?
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"As long as she's not a minor" of course.
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Lard ass potsmoking pseudo lesbian that doesn't know how to receive a shotgun. Not even close to hot: if "hot" were a place on earth you would be on another planet.
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Senin,
Thank you!
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Crack:
I never said there was anything wrong with prostitution. You have a right to your opinion regarding the definition. And no, I am not a professional whore because I will not do anything I feel is inappropriate, demoralizing, unlawful, deceitful or just plain wrong for the sake of making a buck.
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#67 HaHa!
I said "supposed"!
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Anway, what about the butterball at the top of the page? Fuck this "love" talk. Let's get bastardly on the bitch!
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I don't understand how so many people on this site are asian. I am not but I feel like a minority around here.
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I don't think so............... the "serious" face has got to go.......
Next!
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She does not need implants, you dumbass. Natural is the only way to go. Again, you either have it or you don't.
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Lana, everything you said was right except the cute part. Brandon sounds like a whore himself and would probably be proud to have his daughter turn out like him.
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Stop doing the group shots, I cant tell which ones which.
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What the hell!
where the fuck is the ass shot
JESUS!
for all her faults at least Lisa S sent in an ass shot
and i thought everything was bigger in texas
get some implants for christsake
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The word "squat" comes to mind. Also, there are no DD's left at Victoria Secret sales. They only carry like 4 bras in those sizes and not even in every line, so those are the first to go! My sister and I are definitely experienced in this matter.
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Yes Lana Lang, she does not advocate prostitution, but she does send in pictures of herself in skanky clothes/poses to be judged on the Internet....how self-respecting is that? She still got some whorish tendencies going for her.
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She sounds sweet enough, but she's a homely girl with makeup and slutty clothes.
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Will likely be closing down the lounge of the La Quinta Inn off The I-410's Nacogdoches exit in northern S.A.
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alright face i guess. killed it when you posed on that rice rocket. ricer hoes are lame.
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This one should be the impetus of a BLOTD screening process. You've ruined my day.
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ok.. enough of this..
can we get some latinas?
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Right, because so-called latinas are "nicer" than this.
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