Bruce Willis tries to get into Vanessa Minnillo's skirt on TRL
Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

We already showed Manwhore Bruce Willis wearing red with Petra Nemcova yesterday and now that bastard is trying to get into the skirt of Vanessa Minnillo and the holy grail min-nipple!






















Bruno needs to stop trying so hard
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Damn you, Bruce!!
You lucky bastaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!!
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I like this snap.
Because it shows his shoe-of-choice is the spendy 'gator cowboy boot with a 2.5" walking heel.
The more-snaps-in-boots-the-better, as it further legitimizes him wearing them.
Since his Old-Man-Osteoporosis is starting to kick-in and likely that his reported 6' is now down to 5'10"...it's nice to wear cowboy boots.
Because 5'10" is the height of his 24-years-younger-than-him new girlfriend.
Petra Nemcova.
Old AND short.
Gotta fix that, Bruce.
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He's not that attractive, but he's kind of a pimp. In a cracka kind of way.
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Good call on the boots, someone is heightening.
I still can't say anything bad about Bruce, I have liked him since the original Die Hard. He's not one of the greats but still a decent actor. Plus you must admit he has done very well in an industry where when most men go bald they fade away. It's worse for woman in entertainment but guys can suffer from that kind of thing too.
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She's ugly enough being 50% filipino.
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It's funny I think Bruce is overrated, but it is a step up for Vanessa from those 2 fags Jeter and Lachey.
At lest he is a real man. Keep up the great work Bruce
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I don't blame him. She is so fuckin hott. did anyone else see her nipple. She has got some big nipples man.... I would fuck her in a heartbeat. I want her to jack me off and then I will cum all over her face and she can suck it down.
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