Kirsten Dunst Evades Sharks & Currents - Bastardly News!

To the disappointment of the general public, latest news reports out of Cannes Film Festival say that Kirsten Dunst didn't...

1. Drown in Cannes
2. Or get ravaged by the sharks that were secretly unleashed from a nearby yacht to take a bite of her troll ass. The bastard sharks flaked.

Here are some more photos from her episode in the water.

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20 Scandalous Comments

all the pics are the same, Moe. But it is funny to see the hatred spewing from each dup. pic. :)

Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006 @ 9:24am
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my bad guys...fixed the photos!

I earned a few Bad Karma points w/ this one.

Forgive me Karma Gods.

Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006 @ 9:40am
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Your captions aren't very nice.

Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006 @ 9:57am
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wow, she is having waaaaaaay too good a time by herself, unless the person she is there with wanted to stay out of the view of the camera because they didn't want to be photographed with her..........

Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006 @ 10:17am
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she is so gross. and a bad actress. why do people keep hiring her?

Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006 @ 10:27am
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I'm kind of picturing her as the Bride of Chucky right now

Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006 @ 1:52pm
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Dog paddling.

Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006 @ 1:54pm
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You guys are MEAN!!! she's totally hot.

Am I the ONLY one left who thinks shes soooo great!????

Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006 @ 3:47pm
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i think her snaggletooth bite, would give a great white a run for its money.

Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006 @ 5:04pm
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Oh no! A Gremlin is wet!!! Will it multiply?

Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006 @ 7:49pm
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Lilyspryte - you are totally right. She's seriously splashing about and laughing alone? Not only is she a troll, but apparently she's deranged as well.

Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006 @ 10:18pm
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Damn you're mean! lol

Wednesday, May 24th, 2006 @ 1:41am
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i like her in these photos, shes smiling, i love her smile. i keep trying to figure out wat u guys hate bout her, but i dont get it, is it cos: she wont get plastic surgery, u secretly love her but u know she too good for u so this is how u vent ur anger, she makes more money than all of u put together *10 so u feel threatened? wat is it?

Sunday, November 26th, 2006 @ 10:21am
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hotbabe4 your totally right she is really ugly why is she famous she cant act and so fucking annoying

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 1:43pm
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If the fricken sharks had fricken laser beams on their fricken heads, she would be toasted soggy marshmallow at the bottom of the sea by now.

Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006 @ 9:35am
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looks like somone threw a pekingese into the water

Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006 @ 9:59am
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With the right dress, make-up artist, director, camera man and possibly an eclipse of the sun she would look fuckable to a blind man with no options left.

Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006 @ 1:57pm
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@16, I dislike her because she seems perpetually stoned, most unforgivably in movie parts that could go to better, more interesting and animated actresses. I think that the amount of money she has made with her acting career is completely disproportionate to her talent, that she lacks any type of public deportment skills, and that her taste in men is indicative of a disease-ravaged drugged-up-sex-loosened nether region.

Also, she once tried to excuse her potheadness with vague references to knowing Carl Sagan, and no one gets away with that in my world.

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 9:37pm
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I just noticed that I was completely duped into commenting on a 2 year old thread. That's how eager I was to insult Kirsten Dunst. My lust to bag on douchettes will destroy us all.

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 11:16pm
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