Teri Hatcher: Still Falling Down the Ugly Aging Tree
Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe
Cuba Gooding Jr. & Teri Hatcher @ the Laureus World Sports Awards
Like we say whenever we post up Teri Hatcher photos: What the fuck is going on w/ Teri?
Is it some new cream she bought during a trip to the ghetto swap meets of Vietnam? Or, possibly it's the LA water that's forcing her to age right before our eyes. But, whatever's going down, I think it's safe to say that something is seriously jacked-up w/ her physical appearance.
Here are the a few more from the awards show.
Where is Popeye?
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yeah another creature with Michael Jackson most-similar face and cum filled pantes
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Cuba is so beautiful..
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what do you people have against aging? If she was all plastic'ed up, you'd still be complaining. By the comments here, i'm guessing the avg age of the bastardly readings is in the mid 20s. Just wait 10 more years... Or if karma serves us right....more like 2 yrs
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tisha,
It's not about aging. It's about her face scaring small children.
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Time has put the smack down on this woman in a big way, she must have pissed off the aging gracefully gods.
She didn't just fall out of the Ugly Tree hitting every branch on the way down, the fucking tree fell on her and started to decompose.
She WAS hot in Tango and Cash, but that was then and this is now. She can't act especially well so I am not sure why she is on anything anyone can see without the aid of a telescope.
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Yo it looks like Teri Hatcher is dying slowly, soon she will look like the crypt keeper from "Tales from the Crypt"
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She's aged FAST since she stopped using botox.
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She looks like the aliens on Mars Attacks:
http://www.asta.upb.de/~filmclub/1997w/mars_attacks_gr.jpg
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yeh i agree with Jude. It's because she's lost weight when she didn't need to in he first place, so she looks like a deflated balloon - all wrinkly. Usually, I dont tend to encourage plastic surgery.... but she could really do with some botox!!!
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You punks are cruel man.. She looks nothing less than normal, and Ive got all the respect in the world for people who don't succumb to hollywood and get plastic surgery..
It would be fair to say that YOU people are the reason that other people have plastic surgery.
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I'm with ThaRealist. At least she looks her age. or maybe even a little older (which should be "normal" right"?). Have you seen Heather Locklear or Pricilla Presley and countless other Hollywood stars with their abnormally pumped up faces? They look so much scarier! I guess in today's world to look "your age" is very scandalous!
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Wat the fuck is up with hatchers eyes...she looks constantly high on crack. She needs botox or something wether its right or wrong. Poor woman is rotting away. All i can say is thank god im a man!
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I think its safe to say..hatcher is aging disgracefully!
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illastic1: Wat the fuck is up with hatchers eyes…she looks constantly high on crack
you should stop smoking pot, dude!
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The ugly aging tree! That's hilarious, Moe.
A lot of it is because she's too skinny for her age. She doesn't have any layer of body fat to pad the skin, so it just sags and wrinkles. Even super skinny young girls look aged. Look at Nicole Richie.
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